Regarding Eiolin...

Hawkeyeone · Postby **Hawkeyeone** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 9:35 am

Recently I convinced by best friend to join the forums, and he did, under the name Eiolin, which was a random word he made up one day when we were in school and he got the idea to replace all V's in words with E's. Some people think Eiolin is a dupe account created by me. It's not, Eiolin is made by another person, and I'm going to answer common questions regarding Eiolin in this post.

Q: EIOLIN IS YOU!
A: No he's not.

Q: EIOLIN TYPES UP SPAMMY STORIES YOU JUST MAKE UP!
A: Actually, Eiolin types those himself. If he's there to read it in what he calls his "story voice", they're funnier, but I've had to tell him people don't know who he is and so it won't be like that. Eiolin has made two stories on the forum- Eiolin having a Seizure, which was part of his introduction post, and Eiolin's banana dick world, which was a story in fanfiction. Banana dick world was locked by the mods because it sounded spammy. I told Quill, the locker, that Eiolin was trying to be funny, but he said that wasn't funny, so I've had to tell him that when he gets unbanned and stuff, his stories have to be a little less spammy, and maybe he could make some Eiolin story thread somewhere. However, it's still a shame not many people here have a random sense of humor and this happens to him, because this is really the only thing he finds funny.

I will be happy when Eiolin gets unbanned, but I'm still going to be associating this picture with the forum staff for a while.

Q: EIOLIN IS STILL YOU
A: Shut up.

Q: EIOLIN THINKS YOUR COMICS ARE FUNNY! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR ANYONE TO LIKE YOUR COMICS!
A: Eiolin likes DICKS and Mewtwo's Pizzas and think's they're funny comics. What's wrong with that? I don't think it hurts for best friends to have the same sense of humor.

Q: YOU HAVE TWO IPS AND YOU'VE LOGGED IN WITH THEM!
A: It is true that in the past 7 days, I have logged in with two IPs. However, one IP is from Comcast, not WOW, and that's Eiolin's. I have only logged on Eiolin's IP two times for special purposes:

1. To post an apology regarding a ban
2. To prove Eiolin is a real person on the knuxforum IRC, after Eiolin got on the #smbx IRC that day, talked, and got banned because Quill thought I was him and Eiolin was a Hawkeyeone dupe account.

Q: YOU'RE ACTING JUST LIKE SARGE IN 2012!
A: Sarge just wanted to stir up commotion by lying about an accident. I'm too good-hearted to do that.

Q: EIOLIN IS AND WILL ALWAYS BE YOU!
A: oh my fucknuts

So there, there's a lot of reasons why Eiolin should be unbanned. And if that's not enough, here's his YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjME7q ... 7Reikryg-w(yes I know he's subscribed to pewdiepie, don't get crazy about it or he's just gonna give me more lectures on how pewdiepie is a good channel)

Eiolin's "stories"

Spoiler: show

~Hawkeyeone

Radishl · Postby **Radishl** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 9:55 am

Yea Eolin should be unbanned.

Mable · Postby **Mable** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 10:24 am

Best thing is checking the ip unless you use a proxy. I think it was obvious for the staff cause he acted like you.

Postby **Magna** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 10:29 am

Eh, I don't like his sense of random humor, also he was obviously acting like a troll. Give him a few weeks and then unban him. He needs to read the rules before posting.

montague · Postby **montague** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 11:00 am

CaptainSyrup wrote:Best thing is checking the ip unless you use a proxy. I think it was obvious for the staff cause he acted like you.

They should really have checked a bit more. Sometimes a "funny feeling i'm right" guess can be totally wrong.

Postby **Julia Pseudo** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 12:04 pm

I believe he's not you. He was still being really spammy or not so I'm not sure whether I think he should be banned or not… It shouldn't have been assumed that he was a Hawkeyeone dupe without more evidence though, I feel.

Postby **Raster** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 12:30 pm

Quill checked your IPs. They're the same.

Q: EIOLIN IS YOU!
A: No he's not.

Not very convincing.

aero · Postby **aero** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 12:40 pm

I don't see how having the same IP is our problem, nor whether or not Eiolin thinks his comics are funny being a reason to unlock his thread. Of course this all implies he's a different person, which you haven't substantially proven yet but idc.

Hawkeyeone · Postby **Hawkeyeone** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 1:03 pm

Raster wrote:Quill checked your IPs. They're the same.

Not the same, but similar. We're best friends, we live in the same fucking neighborhood so really, what did you expect?

GhostHawk wrote:I don't see how having the same IP is our problem, nor whether or not Eiolin thinks his comics are funny being a reason to unlock his thread. Of course this all implies he's a different person, which you haven't substantially proven yet but idc.

Eiolin is a real person, All evidence is there in the first post. Please unban him, however the moment I find out he is I'm giving him a word on the rules and stuff. Eiolin doesn't really get that sarcasm is hard to detect in text unless you point it out, for one.

RudeGuy · Postby **RudeGuy** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 2:02 pm

About the IPs, they can be very similar. I have 2 computers in my home and I checked the IPs and they are really similar. I guess Hawkeyeone is saying the right. Also, Eiolin doesn't act like Hawkeyeone.

aero · Postby **aero** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 2:08 pm

Christian07 wrote:About the IPs, they can be very similar. I have 2 computers in my home and I checked the IPs and they are really similar. I guess Hawkeyeone is saying the right. Also, Eiolin doesn't act like Hawkeyeone.

The IPs were the same, not similar.

Hawkeyeone · Postby **Hawkeyeone** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 3:22 pm

GhostHawk wrote:
Christian07 wrote:About the IPs, they can be very similar. I have 2 computers in my home and I checked the IPs and they are really similar. I guess Hawkeyeone is saying the right. Also, Eiolin doesn't act like Hawkeyeone.
The IPs were the same, not similar.

show me please ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)‎

XerX · Postby **XerX** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 3:26 pm

Hawkeyeone wrote:
GhostHawk wrote:
Christian07 wrote:About the IPs, they can be very similar. I have 2 computers in my home and I checked the IPs and they are really similar. I guess Hawkeyeone is saying the right. Also, Eiolin doesn't act like Hawkeyeone.
The IPs were the same, not similar.
show me please ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)‎

It doesn't help your case if you post that face.

aero · Postby **aero** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 3:52 pm

Hawkeyeone wrote:
GhostHawk wrote:
Christian07 wrote:About the IPs, they can be very similar. I have 2 computers in my home and I checked the IPs and they are really similar. I guess Hawkeyeone is saying the right. Also, Eiolin doesn't act like Hawkeyeone.
The IPs were the same, not similar.
show me please ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)‎

* [Hawkeyeone] (~webchat@c-67-184-39-89.hsd1.il.comcast.net): StarNet Webchat User

Eiolin's IP on the forum: 67.184.39.89

Mable · Postby **Mable** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 3:54 pm

So why is it the same does your "Friend" not have a pc on his own or what.

Hawkeyeone · Postby **Hawkeyeone** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 4:26 pm

GhostHawk wrote:
* [Hawkeyeone] (~webchat@c-67-184-39-89.hsd1.il.comcast.net): StarNet Webchat User

Eiolin's IP on the forum: 67.184.39.89

That's Eiolin's IP, though I did log in once just to talk about something. my real IP is 47-69-251-189.nap.wideopenwest.com

Mable · Postby **Mable** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 5:27 pm

First why do you even login as him with your name.
Second why even login as him.
Three he never showed yet in the chat or any good proof was shown yet.

Postby **Raster** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 6:34 pm

There's irrefutable proof that your IP is the same as Eiolin's. Unless you can provide proof that you're not him, nobody will believe you.

Ignoritus · Postby **Ignoritus** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 6:57 pm

Hawkeyeone wrote: Q: EIOLIN IS YOU!
A: No he's not.

I honestly find this hard to believe. You happened to get him to join WHILE you were banned rather than earlier, and he proceeds to make spammy topics and reference things no one but you has ever shown interest in.

Hawkeyeone wrote:

We don't allow total spam cluttering the forums. No Fun Allowed indeed!

Hawkeyeone wrote: A: Sarge just wanted to stir up commotion by lying about an accident. I'm too good-hearted to do that.

Maybe it's below you to pretend to die, but I don't think anyone believes for a second that it's below you to make a dupe account and spam. Especially since your first account got banned for spam.

Hawkeyeone wrote: So there, there's a lot of reasons why Eiolin should be unbanned.

You actually didn't give a single half decent reason why he should be unbanned besides "He's not my dupe I swear!" and "He thought spamming would be funny!".

Hawkeyeone wrote: And if that's not enough, here's his YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjME7q ... 7Reikryg-w

How does linking us to a random youtube channel at all verify ANYTHING you said?

MistakesWereMade · Postby **MistakesWereMade** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 7:04 pm

he spammed, called people faggots, made worthless topics and has a very high probability of it just being your dupe account

but hey, if its not ur dupe account, we should unban him solely for this reason, whats this sadist staff thinking