Q: EIOLIN IS YOU!
A: No he's not.
Q: EIOLIN TYPES UP SPAMMY STORIES YOU JUST MAKE UP!
A: Actually, Eiolin types those himself. If he's there to read it in what he calls his "story voice", they're funnier, but I've had to tell him people don't know who he is and so it won't be like that. Eiolin has made two stories on the forum- Eiolin having a Seizure, which was part of his introduction post, and Eiolin's banana dick world, which was a story in fanfiction. Banana dick world was locked by the mods because it sounded spammy. I told Quill, the locker, that Eiolin was trying to be funny, but he said that wasn't funny, so I've had to tell him that when he gets unbanned and stuff, his stories have to be a little less spammy, and maybe he could make some Eiolin story thread somewhere. However, it's still a shame not many people here have a random sense of humor and this happens to him, because this is really the only thing he finds funny.

I will be happy when Eiolin gets unbanned, but I'm still going to be associating this picture with the forum staff for a while.
Q: EIOLIN IS STILL YOU
A: Shut up.
Q: EIOLIN THINKS YOUR COMICS ARE FUNNY! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR ANYONE TO LIKE YOUR COMICS!
A: Eiolin likes DICKS and Mewtwo's Pizzas and think's they're funny comics. What's wrong with that? I don't think it hurts for best friends to have the same sense of humor.
Q: YOU HAVE TWO IPS AND YOU'VE LOGGED IN WITH THEM!
A: It is true that in the past 7 days, I have logged in with two IPs. However, one IP is from Comcast, not WOW, and that's Eiolin's. I have only logged on Eiolin's IP two times for special purposes:
1. To post an apology regarding a ban
2. To prove Eiolin is a real person on the knuxforum IRC, after Eiolin got on the #smbx IRC that day, talked, and got banned because Quill thought I was him and Eiolin was a Hawkeyeone dupe account.
Q: YOU'RE ACTING JUST LIKE SARGE IN 2012!
A: Sarge just wanted to stir up commotion by lying about an accident. I'm too good-hearted to do that.
Q: EIOLIN IS AND WILL ALWAYS BE YOU!
A: oh my fucknuts
So there, there's a lot of reasons why Eiolin should be unbanned. And if that's not enough, here's his YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjME7q ... 7Reikryg-w(yes I know he's subscribed to pewdiepie, don't get crazy about it or he's just gonna give me more lectures on how pewdiepie is a good channel)
Eiolin's "stories"