Postby Westretroman » Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:16 pm
If you take off your shades during a solar eclipse, your eyesight will increase by 2000! Not really, it will strike at your retinas and leave you dead, dead blind, so blind, you won't see jack and the birds will start feasting on your dead body as soon as end up in the road by accident, dead. This isn't a joke, it's a warning, you've been warned.