DMPYLAIY 2: Sending your Ideals into the Kiln

[Imaynotbehere4long]

... and that negatively affects your credibility.

This thread is literally called "DarkMatt Plays Your Levels and Insults You". Where did you get the idea that credibility matters here.

Okay, I guess I'm not the best when it comes to word choice, but my reasoning is that DarkMatt is supposed to be making fun of the levels as opposed to twisting the truth for the sake of maybe a joke; the insults aren't funny if they aren't justified.

[DarkMatt]

... and that negatively affects your credibility.

This thread is literally called "DarkMatt Plays Your Levels and Insults You". Where did you get the idea that credibility matters here.

Okay, I guess I'm not the best when it comes to word choice, but my reasoning is that DarkMatt is supposed to be making fun of the levels as opposed to twisting the truth for the sake of maybe a joke; the insults aren't funny if they aren't justified.

It's not to the point where I'm making shit up. By that logic, you think Leeroy Jenkins is worthless because it's staged. (It is. Look it up, they did not record on the fly. They set up something that happened to them.)

That shell will punish people who immediately look at where they ended up and don't notice there's a fucker with a shell, or if they move left to hit the ? block. For the player just going forward, that shell probably won't be a problem. For those who get distracted, like most people including myself, that's a dick move.

There. You got your joke explained. The magic's ruined because of you. I can't believe I just went and broke down a situation stacked against the player just because you've been such an asshat about things like that.

[Imaynotbehere4long]

That shell will punish people who immediately look at where they ended up and don't notice there's a fucker with a shell,

That seems like a bit of a stretch, but okay.

or if they move left to hit the ? block.

Then show that instead! Problem solved.

For those who get distracted, like most people including myself, that's a dick move.

There. You got your joke explained.

Ohhhhh, that explains it, alright. Thanks.

By the way, have you thought of making your own dummy hud so that you can play the levels in Start Game and therefore be able to pause whenever you get distracted? That might decrease the number of unfair design choices you encounter.

[Kyo]

Spoiler: show

That shell will punish people who immediately look at where they ended up and don't notice there's a fucker with a shell,

That seems like a bit of a stretch, but okay.

or if they move left to hit the ? block.

Then show that instead! Problem solved.

For those who get distracted, like most people including myself, that's a dick move.

There. You got your joke explained.

Ohhhhh, that explains it, alright. Thanks.

By the way, have you thought of making your own dummy hud so that you can play the levels in Start Game and therefore be able to pause whenever you get distracted? That might decrease the number of unfair design choices you encounter.

You're the reason this topic isn't as fun as it should have been. Please stop. Both, posting here and taking everything so seriously.

[RudeGuy]

This really has a lot of similarities to another level I played back in the previous DMPYLAIY. This accomplishes quite a bit with its graphics and it has quite the considerable length, but some parts of the levels I did not like going through.

What was the level? Just wondering.

[Zeldamaster12]

Jeez, you guys are taking all of this way too seriously.

[meowflash]

Run while You Still Can
The bastard who made this: meowflash

Gameplay: 0/5
Aesthetics: 0/5
i maek gud music Bonus: 0/5

FINAL SCORE: 0

DarkMatt sez:A 3-year-old could make a more engaging level than you. I'd also like to believe you cannot work technology at all so you just loaded up WAV Recorder and tried to make the bestest song you can.

Kyo sez: lmao okay, so i'd say... no, id rather ask if that meowflash recording his voice

You gave me a 0? That's it! You're gonna pay, DarkMatt, or should I say, "Devil Matt"!

[DarkMatt]

I'm still waiting for an answer to my question.

Also name calling is rude.

[meowflash]

I'm still waiting for an answer to my question.

Also name calling is rude.

I used Sound Recorder on Windows 8!

Also, I'm not your friend! I really don't like you! Neither does Tom from my Neighborhood!

[Mable]

Place 25 is something though better then the last time. Also gonna save that sanic gif for something.

Also the threads name is that he insults you. So whats the deal geeze guys.

[DarkMatt]

I'm still waiting for an answer to my question.

Also name calling is rude.

I used Sound Recorder on Windows 8!

Also I hate you and so does my imagineary friend so feel bad!

That explains everything.

I'm gonna take my $20 winnings from, "You used WAV Recorder," and place another $10 on, "You had to ask for help to install anything on your computer."

[Bomber57]

I'm still waiting for an answer to my question.

Also name calling is rude.

I used Sound Recorder on Windows 8!

Also I hate you and so does my imagineary friend so feel bad!

That explains everything.

I'm gonna take my $20 winnings from, "You used WAV Recorder," and place another $10 on, "You had to ask for help to install anything on your computer."

I add $5 to the jackpot.

[meowflash]

I have no imaginary friends at all! I never had to ask for help to install anything on my computer! The sound recorder on Windows 8 is way different from the regular WAV recorder. Sorry, Darkmatt. I'm taking all your money. You lose.

[underFlo]

I have no imaginary friends at all! I never had to ask for help to install anything on my computer! The sound recorder on Windows 8 is way different from the regular WAV recorder. Sorry, Darkmatt. I'm taking all your money. You lose.

> "I'm taking your money"

Wait what

[DarkMatt]

That is against the law.

Also somebody didn't read the warning at the beginning of the thread.

...

AGAIN

Seriously, people, not accepting this thread in full is killing my mood to work on it. I don't wanna do it if you won't accept the spirit of this thread.

[Darkonius Mavakar]

I like the this thread tho don't close it D:

[Bomber57]

I like the this thread tho don't close it D:

Same here.

[Waddle]

I like the this thread tho don't close it D:

[JupiHornet]

That is against the law.

Also somebody didn't read the warning at the beginning of the thread.

...

AGAIN

Seriously, people, not accepting this thread in full is killing my mood to work on it. I don't wanna do it if you won't accept the spirit of this thread.

Don't cancel this thread because of 1 or 2 people who won't accept it.
You gotta think of the majority of people who DO accept your thread.
Trust me, this thread is amazing

[DarkMatt]

:T
The hard part is getting both me and my copilots interested in doing it.

I wish I could tell you but until I remember to ask my copilot at the right time, I don't know when that'll be.