I made this pixel art myself! ^^
Part I:
Spoiler: show
Shrek woke up with something in his pants. He reached into his underwear and pulled out a fat ogre turd. Shrek dropped the turd and got angry and started to flip snack tables. Fiona came out of the shower with her towel on and yelled at him to stop. So Shrek stopped. Then he turned around to and stepped on the turd with his bare feet.
A moment of silence, and then Shrek started to scream.
“DONKEY!” yelled Fiona, and suddenly Donkey came in and kicked Shrek hard in the balls.
“That’ll do Dunkeh” said Shrek in a weak voice as he grabbed his crotch. Shrek then left the house and went to his secret onion storage room. He found that all of his onions are missing! He looked around for some kind of evidence and he spots a note. The note reads:
“Want your onions back eh? Too bad. I have taken them and will use them to create the biggest onion soup and pour it into a volcano!
Don’t try finding me,
Kommander K. Rool”
“That filthy onion-stealing bastard!” yells Shrek. He immediately gets on Donkey and smacks his ass and they take off in search of Kommander K. Rool.
They first went to Dulok to search for the thief. They see a candy apple stand. “SHREK! I want a candy apple! Shrek!” yelled Donkey.
“Okay Dunkeh” says Shrek and makes a huge creepy grin. He walks up to the man at the booth and asks for a candy apple. The man says to pay him thirteen ruppees.
“Will this work instead?” asks Shrek and gives the man an onion.
“No” says the man.
Shrek immediately drops his grin. He then body slams the booth, destroying it completely, and steals a candy apple that touched the dirty street ground.
Donkey licks the caramel off and throws the apple away.
“I thought you wanted the entire candy apple?” says Shrek.
“Nah, I hate apples” says Donkey. Shrek gets mad for going through the trouble of getting him a candy apple and reels back and kicks Donkey as hard as he can and shoots him to space at almost the speed of light.
Shrek continues to walk until he falls into a hole and lands in the sewers. He sees rats that scurry all over him and into his pants. “Hey get outs there you dirty miscreants!” yelled Shrek and punched himself in the pants.
He once again grabbed his crotch from hurting his balls.
He goes on to explore the sewer.
A moment of silence, and then Shrek started to scream.
“DONKEY!” yelled Fiona, and suddenly Donkey came in and kicked Shrek hard in the balls.
“That’ll do Dunkeh” said Shrek in a weak voice as he grabbed his crotch. Shrek then left the house and went to his secret onion storage room. He found that all of his onions are missing! He looked around for some kind of evidence and he spots a note. The note reads:
“Want your onions back eh? Too bad. I have taken them and will use them to create the biggest onion soup and pour it into a volcano!
Don’t try finding me,
Kommander K. Rool”
“That filthy onion-stealing bastard!” yells Shrek. He immediately gets on Donkey and smacks his ass and they take off in search of Kommander K. Rool.
They first went to Dulok to search for the thief. They see a candy apple stand. “SHREK! I want a candy apple! Shrek!” yelled Donkey.
“Okay Dunkeh” says Shrek and makes a huge creepy grin. He walks up to the man at the booth and asks for a candy apple. The man says to pay him thirteen ruppees.
“Will this work instead?” asks Shrek and gives the man an onion.
“No” says the man.
Shrek immediately drops his grin. He then body slams the booth, destroying it completely, and steals a candy apple that touched the dirty street ground.
Donkey licks the caramel off and throws the apple away.
“I thought you wanted the entire candy apple?” says Shrek.
“Nah, I hate apples” says Donkey. Shrek gets mad for going through the trouble of getting him a candy apple and reels back and kicks Donkey as hard as he can and shoots him to space at almost the speed of light.
Shrek continues to walk until he falls into a hole and lands in the sewers. He sees rats that scurry all over him and into his pants. “Hey get outs there you dirty miscreants!” yelled Shrek and punched himself in the pants.
He once again grabbed his crotch from hurting his balls.
He goes on to explore the sewer.
Spoiler: show
Shrek walked through the dark sewers and spotted an onion floating in the foul sewage. “Poor leetle guy” said Shrek and ate the onion right off the sewage. He kept walking and saw a man in dirty clothes.
“Hey you, give me your money and or clothes or else I’ll shoot.” says the guy as he points up a cross bow. Shrek frowns and extends his leg abnormally long. The man stared in horror as Shrek kicked his face.He dropped his weapon. And tried to run away, but he wasn’t fast enough.
“You’re my new Dunkeh!” said Shrek as he sat on the man, and farted really hard. The fart smell shoot through he sewers and the sound kept off the walls.
Shrek got off him until he was sure he was dead. He then kept walking and saw a monster. Shrek screamed like a girl and ran away. The monster chased after and then Shrek said “Wait, monster beats Shrek, but onion beats monster!” and so Shrek pulls out an onion and shoves it down the monster’s throat as it came to him. It choked on the onion until it coughed it out. Then the green stuff falls off the monster and Shrek sees that the monster is actually Fiona. Shrek makes a frown that drops to his knees.
“What the actual fuck, Shrek?” yells Fiona. Shrek gets so scared he makes a scared roar and blows Fiona’s clothes off, and runs away down the sewers. Then Shrek sees Jesus.
"Go up, my son” says Jesus and he lifts him back to the surface.
“Hey you, give me your money and or clothes or else I’ll shoot.” says the guy as he points up a cross bow. Shrek frowns and extends his leg abnormally long. The man stared in horror as Shrek kicked his face.He dropped his weapon. And tried to run away, but he wasn’t fast enough.
“You’re my new Dunkeh!” said Shrek as he sat on the man, and farted really hard. The fart smell shoot through he sewers and the sound kept off the walls.
Shrek got off him until he was sure he was dead. He then kept walking and saw a monster. Shrek screamed like a girl and ran away. The monster chased after and then Shrek said “Wait, monster beats Shrek, but onion beats monster!” and so Shrek pulls out an onion and shoves it down the monster’s throat as it came to him. It choked on the onion until it coughed it out. Then the green stuff falls off the monster and Shrek sees that the monster is actually Fiona. Shrek makes a frown that drops to his knees.
“What the actual fuck, Shrek?” yells Fiona. Shrek gets so scared he makes a scared roar and blows Fiona’s clothes off, and runs away down the sewers. Then Shrek sees Jesus.
"Go up, my son” says Jesus and he lifts him back to the surface.
Spoiler: show
Shrek runs up to the great volcano in the sky. He jumps right into it. He screams from the burning of lava. After five seconds of screaming, a computer voice says “Password correct, you may enter…” and the lava disappears and a hatch opens.
Shrek sees two spooky scary skeleton robots walk up to Shrek. He grabs their heads and smashes them against each other. He continues to explore the secret hideout. He sees a wall in the way. The wall has a face and says “Do not pass”. Shrek punches a hole in the wall and walks through. “I have failed” said the face on the wall and exploded to pieces of metal and sparks.
Shrek sees a big door. He enters to see a blue ogre who looks exactly like Shrek.
“Kommander K. Rool…?” says Shrek uncertainly.
“Yes, but that was just my decoy name, my real name is.” He takes off his cape “Drek!”
Drake runs at Shrek full speed and punches him in the gut. Shrek gets angry so he turns into the Incredible Shrek and roars. Drake turns into the Incredible Drek and roars as well.
They kept fighting and fighting…for probably hours. They were too equally matched. And then suddenly, Donkey crashed through the ceiling. He says “Wow, I didn’t think I would ever fall back down!”
Then Shrek sees Donkey and says “Dunkeh help me!” and gets punched in the face by Drek.
“Nuh uh, Shrek. You almost killed me!” says Donkey.
“Look, I’m sorry…” apologized Shrek.
“Fine” says Donkey, and then touches dicks with Shrek. When that happens. They both go Super Saiyan. Then Shrek gets on Donkey and creates an onion bomb out of thin air.
“It’s all ogre now, Drek” says Shrek as he tosses the bomb on the ground beside Drek. It is a time bomb and it goes off in five seconds. Shrek and Donkey escape before the entire secret hideout explodes in an onion shaped explosion.
Shrek and Donkey fly home, so that they later can do that thing they like to do in bed.
Shrek sees two spooky scary skeleton robots walk up to Shrek. He grabs their heads and smashes them against each other. He continues to explore the secret hideout. He sees a wall in the way. The wall has a face and says “Do not pass”. Shrek punches a hole in the wall and walks through. “I have failed” said the face on the wall and exploded to pieces of metal and sparks.
Shrek sees a big door. He enters to see a blue ogre who looks exactly like Shrek.
“Kommander K. Rool…?” says Shrek uncertainly.
“Yes, but that was just my decoy name, my real name is.” He takes off his cape “Drek!”
Drake runs at Shrek full speed and punches him in the gut. Shrek gets angry so he turns into the Incredible Shrek and roars. Drake turns into the Incredible Drek and roars as well.
They kept fighting and fighting…for probably hours. They were too equally matched. And then suddenly, Donkey crashed through the ceiling. He says “Wow, I didn’t think I would ever fall back down!”
Then Shrek sees Donkey and says “Dunkeh help me!” and gets punched in the face by Drek.
“Nuh uh, Shrek. You almost killed me!” says Donkey.
“Look, I’m sorry…” apologized Shrek.
“Fine” says Donkey, and then touches dicks with Shrek. When that happens. They both go Super Saiyan. Then Shrek gets on Donkey and creates an onion bomb out of thin air.
“It’s all ogre now, Drek” says Shrek as he tosses the bomb on the ground beside Drek. It is a time bomb and it goes off in five seconds. Shrek and Donkey escape before the entire secret hideout explodes in an onion shaped explosion.
Shrek and Donkey fly home, so that they later can do that thing they like to do in bed.
