The Shrekoning 2
Part 1:
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The mighty ogre roared as he open his huge jaw and bit into the biggest onion in the field. He then jump into a pool of shit mud and began taking off his clothes. He laid naked in the mud and began to fall asleep. Then Donkey saw Shrek and said "Hey Shrek!" as he hoped off the ground and fell hooves first onto Sjrek's muddy body. Shrek farted so hard from the force of Donkey's pounce that he made the entire pool of mud erupt and splash all over the swamp.
"You fecking jackass, look what you did to my swamp!" yelled Shrek in anger.
"I was just happy to see you..." said Donkey and started pouting.
Shrek felt bad so he gave Donkey an onion, he immediately cheered up.
Suddenly Dragon came to pick up Donkey but he forgot she is his wife so he started to run away. Dragon roared and chased after Donkey. Shrek got made and said "Lay off my friend, you stinkin lizard!" and grabbed Dragon by the tail and threw her into what is left of the mud pool.
Then Fiona came and said "Shrek where did the basket of onions go? I need it to make onion soup." she stared at Shrek but he just tried to not make eye contact since he ate all the onions. "You ate all the onions didn't you?" she said. Fiona got mad so she picked up a rock and threw it at Shrek.
Shrek got mad and turned into the Incredible Shrek and roared at her. All her clothes blew off her body. Shrek grabbed her and threw her at the ground. He started body slamming her. He kept body slamming her until the sun set. Now Fiona was reduced to a bloody puddle. Donkey came back then and saw the dead corpse.
"Hey Shrek, I didn't know you can chicken Parmesan" said Donkey and ate Fiona's corpse.
Shrek and Donkey went to live together in the great swamp tree.
"You fecking jackass, look what you did to my swamp!" yelled Shrek in anger.
"I was just happy to see you..." said Donkey and started pouting.
Shrek felt bad so he gave Donkey an onion, he immediately cheered up.
Suddenly Dragon came to pick up Donkey but he forgot she is his wife so he started to run away. Dragon roared and chased after Donkey. Shrek got made and said "Lay off my friend, you stinkin lizard!" and grabbed Dragon by the tail and threw her into what is left of the mud pool.
Then Fiona came and said "Shrek where did the basket of onions go? I need it to make onion soup." she stared at Shrek but he just tried to not make eye contact since he ate all the onions. "You ate all the onions didn't you?" she said. Fiona got mad so she picked up a rock and threw it at Shrek.
Shrek got mad and turned into the Incredible Shrek and roared at her. All her clothes blew off her body. Shrek grabbed her and threw her at the ground. He started body slamming her. He kept body slamming her until the sun set. Now Fiona was reduced to a bloody puddle. Donkey came back then and saw the dead corpse.
"Hey Shrek, I didn't know you can chicken Parmesan" said Donkey and ate Fiona's corpse.
Shrek and Donkey went to live together in the great swamp tree.
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Shrek came back from raping some kid that night and he sneaked in the house and got to bed only to see that Donkey was reading a book and had the onion lamp on.
"Where have you been? It's already 2:00 in the morning." asked Donkey.
"I was ummm...taking a walk outside." lied Shrek.
"Oh please, we both know that you were raping kids tonight" said Donkey and got out of bed and cried out "Why don't you love me Shrek!"
"I do Donkey, here let me do the thing you like me to do" said Shrek and Donkey made a nod of agreement.
So Shrek set Donkey on his dick and shoved his anus onto Shrek dick. "Grab on tight Dunkeh!" said Shrek as he turned into the incredible Shrek.
Shrek started jumping around the swamp with Donkey hanging on to his dick. After about ten minutes of jumping, Shrek came so hard he shot Donkey right out off his dick and he got shot far far away into a nearby village.
"Shrekkkkkk!" Cried out Donkey as he got blasted away.
"Where have you been? It's already 2:00 in the morning." asked Donkey.
"I was ummm...taking a walk outside." lied Shrek.
"Oh please, we both know that you were raping kids tonight" said Donkey and got out of bed and cried out "Why don't you love me Shrek!"
"I do Donkey, here let me do the thing you like me to do" said Shrek and Donkey made a nod of agreement.
So Shrek set Donkey on his dick and shoved his anus onto Shrek dick. "Grab on tight Dunkeh!" said Shrek as he turned into the incredible Shrek.
Shrek started jumping around the swamp with Donkey hanging on to his dick. After about ten minutes of jumping, Shrek came so hard he shot Donkey right out off his dick and he got shot far far away into a nearby village.
"Shrekkkkkk!" Cried out Donkey as he got blasted away.
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Shrek ran for the village and saw a bunch of hunters standing there, cooking Donkey over a fire. "Let him go!"
"I'm afraid not, ogre, you can go back to eating onions while we eat this delicious Donkey."
"SHREK! THIS REWLLY HURTS! SHREEEEEEK!" screamed Donkey as he roasts on top of a fire.
"Shut teh feck up, Dunkeh, I'll get you down soon enough" said Shrek.
The hunters began charging at Shrek but Shrek was quick and made an onion barrier around him. They all bounced off like balls hitting a wall.
Shrek then makes a mighty roar over the hunters which frightens them. Then he says "This is the part where you run away..." and all the hunters run away.
But Shrek was too late and Donkey roasted into a donkey kebab.
Shrek got so sad that he ate Donkey and then hanged himself using Donkey's intestines.
"I'm afraid not, ogre, you can go back to eating onions while we eat this delicious Donkey."
"SHREK! THIS REWLLY HURTS! SHREEEEEEK!" screamed Donkey as he roasts on top of a fire.
"Shut teh feck up, Dunkeh, I'll get you down soon enough" said Shrek.
The hunters began charging at Shrek but Shrek was quick and made an onion barrier around him. They all bounced off like balls hitting a wall.
Shrek then makes a mighty roar over the hunters which frightens them. Then he says "This is the part where you run away..." and all the hunters run away.
But Shrek was too late and Donkey roasted into a donkey kebab.
Shrek got so sad that he ate Donkey and then hanged himself using Donkey's intestines.
