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Shrek was walking around his swamp until he saw an onion. He stared blankly at it until he grabbed and said "I'm like an onion" and then opens his jaw wider than normally possible and eats the onion whole. Then Donkey came.
"Hey Shrek I have a joke for you" said Donkey, and Shrek made a huge creepy smile.
"Layers don't have onions!" said Donkey and then Shrek got really mad.
"Get outta mah swamp!" yelled Shrek and grabbed Donkey and threw him far far away.
Shrek continued to walk until he saw Fiona. She said "Where have you been? Do you know how hard it is to take care of our children alone?" she kept nagging and nagging and that made Shrek mad. So he made a huge ogre roar and blew her clothes off.
"Oh!" said Fiona as she ran away while she covered her fat ass.
Then Donkey came back and said "I thought you loved me!" and he started crying. So Shrek picked him up and kissed him very passionately. And then Donkey said "But what if Fiona or Dragon finds out?".
"They won't" said Shrek and they ran away, ran far away from the swamp and went to live in Dulok.
They got a nice onion house and Shrek kept calling it his swamp even though Donkey kept correcting Shrek that it's not.
One day, Shrek was ass fucking Donkey in the dark when Fiona and Dragon opened their front doors and said "There you are, do you know how hard it was to find yo-" and then just realized what they are doing.
"Get outta mah swamp!" screams Shrek and pulls out of Donkey and punches both of them. Then Shrek makes a huge ogre roar and their house made of sticks broke apart. He then turned into the Incredible Shrek and started jumping around Dulok and destroying buildings. He would see people and they would try to run away but Shrek grabs them too fast and says "Why are you following me?" And throws them far far away.
"You gotta stop Shrek!" says Donkey.
"Ok" says Shrek and he shrinks back to normal size and goes back to their house to ass fuck Donkey.
"Hey Shrek I have a joke for you" said Donkey, and Shrek made a huge creepy smile.
"Layers don't have onions!" said Donkey and then Shrek got really mad.
"Get outta mah swamp!" yelled Shrek and grabbed Donkey and threw him far far away.
Shrek continued to walk until he saw Fiona. She said "Where have you been? Do you know how hard it is to take care of our children alone?" she kept nagging and nagging and that made Shrek mad. So he made a huge ogre roar and blew her clothes off.
"Oh!" said Fiona as she ran away while she covered her fat ass.
Then Donkey came back and said "I thought you loved me!" and he started crying. So Shrek picked him up and kissed him very passionately. And then Donkey said "But what if Fiona or Dragon finds out?".
"They won't" said Shrek and they ran away, ran far away from the swamp and went to live in Dulok.
They got a nice onion house and Shrek kept calling it his swamp even though Donkey kept correcting Shrek that it's not.
One day, Shrek was ass fucking Donkey in the dark when Fiona and Dragon opened their front doors and said "There you are, do you know how hard it was to find yo-" and then just realized what they are doing.
"Get outta mah swamp!" screams Shrek and pulls out of Donkey and punches both of them. Then Shrek makes a huge ogre roar and their house made of sticks broke apart. He then turned into the Incredible Shrek and started jumping around Dulok and destroying buildings. He would see people and they would try to run away but Shrek grabs them too fast and says "Why are you following me?" And throws them far far away.
"You gotta stop Shrek!" says Donkey.
"Ok" says Shrek and he shrinks back to normal size and goes back to their house to ass fuck Donkey.
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Shrek opens his mouth to eat an onion, but bites his hand instead. Shrek gets mad and turns into the Incredible Shrek again. He climbs to the topic of Empire State Tower while witches tried to shoot him down. Shrek roars.
"Shrek! Shrek! We're gonna die were gonna die! We're so high up we're gonna die!!!" yells Donkey.
"Stay here Dunkey" says Shrek as he jumps off the building and punches the shit out of a witch and uses her broomstick to fly back to the tower. He then red the broomstick at another witch and kills her.
"Shrek! What will we do!?" says Donkey.
"It'll be ogre soon" says Shrek and makes a huge ogre roar that scares the witches. They all shit their pants and fly away. Even donkey shit his pants. But he didn't wear pants so the shit fell off the tower and landed on some random guys head. He then grabs Donkey and jumps off the building. They skyrocket down and crash right though the ground instead of just crashing onto it.
"Shrek! Shrek! We're gonna die were gonna die! We're so high up we're gonna die!!!" yells Donkey.
"Stay here Dunkey" says Shrek as he jumps off the building and punches the shit out of a witch and uses her broomstick to fly back to the tower. He then red the broomstick at another witch and kills her.
"Shrek! What will we do!?" says Donkey.
"It'll be ogre soon" says Shrek and makes a huge ogre roar that scares the witches. They all shit their pants and fly away. Even donkey shit his pants. But he didn't wear pants so the shit fell off the tower and landed on some random guys head. He then grabs Donkey and jumps off the building. They skyrocket down and crash right though the ground instead of just crashing onto it.
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They land in the pits of hell. Shrek makes an onion bubble to keep them from burning to death.
“Shrek! What are we doing here?!” yelled Donkey.
“It’ll be ok Dunkeh, follow me” said Shrek as they began to walk through the pits of hell. They see a monster “Monster!” screamed Shrek and he punched it and shoved its anus full of onions. The monster then gave Shrek a mean look and waddled away with onions up its asshole. Then they see Death himself. He comes up to Shrek and Donkey.
“Greetings, how may i help you” said Death.
“How do I get out of thees stewpid fiyur hole?” yelled Shrek and spit on a fire.
“You have to beat me” said Death. On that note, Shrek farted so hard, the methane caused all the fires inhale to erupt and blow up. It blasted Shrek and Donkey to the surface and they landed in a field of onions.
“Oy, look at all these onions!” said Shrek and began frolicking in the fields.
“But Shrek, I thought I was your waifu” cried Donkey. Donkey walked away, depressed.
“Shrek! What are we doing here?!” yelled Donkey.
“It’ll be ok Dunkeh, follow me” said Shrek as they began to walk through the pits of hell. They see a monster “Monster!” screamed Shrek and he punched it and shoved its anus full of onions. The monster then gave Shrek a mean look and waddled away with onions up its asshole. Then they see Death himself. He comes up to Shrek and Donkey.
“Greetings, how may i help you” said Death.
“How do I get out of thees stewpid fiyur hole?” yelled Shrek and spit on a fire.
“You have to beat me” said Death. On that note, Shrek farted so hard, the methane caused all the fires inhale to erupt and blow up. It blasted Shrek and Donkey to the surface and they landed in a field of onions.
“Oy, look at all these onions!” said Shrek and began frolicking in the fields.
“But Shrek, I thought I was your waifu” cried Donkey. Donkey walked away, depressed.
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Shrek married the biggest onion in the field and created an onion farming business in which he earned millions for all the discoveries he’s found with how good onion lube is.
Donkey went back to Dragon, but she was very angry so she banned Donkey from jacking off with Shrek’s onion lube for a week. Donkey was found hanging from a rope the next morning.
RIP Donkey 2001-2014
Fiona is still naked so she is roaming the swamp and eventually becomes ferrel and basically becomes an animal. She later mates with a skunk and creates a whole new shitty species that the world doesn’t need.
Death is still trying to put out the massive fire in hell. He tries using oil because thats the only liquid he’s got but he makes the situation worse. The flames begin to spread to the overworld and in three years the entire Earth becomes an apocalypse that ends all life on Earth.
Donkey went back to Dragon, but she was very angry so she banned Donkey from jacking off with Shrek’s onion lube for a week. Donkey was found hanging from a rope the next morning.
RIP Donkey 2001-2014
Fiona is still naked so she is roaming the swamp and eventually becomes ferrel and basically becomes an animal. She later mates with a skunk and creates a whole new shitty species that the world doesn’t need.
Death is still trying to put out the massive fire in hell. He tries using oil because thats the only liquid he’s got but he makes the situation worse. The flames begin to spread to the overworld and in three years the entire Earth becomes an apocalypse that ends all life on Earth.
