DMPYLAIY 2: Sending your Ideals into the Kiln

[DarkMatt]

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-Leo sez: This group of ass and poo doesn't look any different from the last group. It just looks like there's more of it this time. I've seen better games on an Atari 2600. Hell, I'm a sprite. Computers don't exist where I live and I can probably make something better than half of you clowns. I thought this was a level editor not a bunch of shapes and holes for toddlers. Oh, I guess DarkMatt found another slave for this scam, so that's something.

HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER:

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Kyo
-The hero the SMBX community deserves, not the one it needs. Gets his salad with extra everything. Should be moderator instead of me. Not actually living. Scours the community for glowing orbs of happiness to perform a miracle. Is at odds with the Phantom of Eternity. Jirachi will wake up by the time he's done with his project. (Least he can just wish for said miracle when that happens.)

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#70:

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Akihabara
The bastard who made this AND BOY IS HE A BASTARD: Zyglrox Odyssey

Gameplay: kaizo/5
Aesthetics: 0/5
"Fun" Bonus: 0/5

FINAL SCORE: NaN

DarkMatt sez:Did you seriously think I would enjoy playing this level, or even try figuring it out? I'd rather this stayed in your folder of "fun challenges" instead of being submitted with the real levels.

Kyo sez:fuck you

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#69:

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Run while You Still Can
The bastard who made this: meowflash

Gameplay: 0/5
Aesthetics: 0/5
i maek gud music Bonus: 0/5

FINAL SCORE: 0

DarkMatt sez:A 3-year-old could make a more engaging level than you. I'd also like to believe you cannot work technology at all so you just loaded up WAV Recorder and tried to make the bestest song you can.

Kyo sez: lmao okay, so i'd say... no, id rather ask if that meowflash recording his voice

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#68:

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Crisis at Blue Island
The bastard who made this: MyNameIsEric52

Gameplay: 0/5
Aesthetics: 1/5
Length Bonus: 0/5

FINAL SCORE: 0.33

DarkMatt sez:You want to hear something funny? This gif is the level. This incredible level took an hour to make, (No, please don't correct me.) and what I got was shitty gold pow gimmicks that weren't fun to do in any way. To be fair, this is more well put together than any of the other bottom tier levels, but it's still bottom tier.

Kyo sez:way too short. And what are the rubies doing there?

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#67:

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Casino Moon
The bastard who made this: HarrisonTheKitsune

Gameplay: 0/5
Aesthetics: 0/5
"Did not do what the designer intended" Bonus: 0/5

FINAL SCORE: 0

DarkMatt sez:Vague assupmtions of "casino", "moon", and most importantly, "VIDEO GAME". Using Tanooki blocks and not realizing they turn invisible because they're Tanooki blocks. I thought the last level I played was fucking stupid but then I played this and holy balls is this your first level?

Kyo sez:[1:09:52 PM] Kyo: so...
[1:10:14 PM] Kyo: gimme a minute because i cant think of anything other than: 'this sucks' right now
[1:11:17 PM] Kyo: How about a BG? They look really good!
[1:11:21 PM] Kyo: ^ thats it
[1:11:30 PM] Kyo: nothing more to say about it

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#66:

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Contest Level 2 - NOT A SEQUEL
The bastard who made this: Coll4040

Gameplay: 0/5
Aesthetics: 1/5
12 bad ideas stitched together Bonus: 0/5

FINAL SCORE: 0.33

DarkMatt sez:A great way to show you can't solidify your level idea is to make a level with a dozen different themes and gimmicks. So fucking scatterbrained it's not even funny.

Kyo sez:Wow, this level is really weird and inconsistent. The music in the first section sounds kinda stupid to be honest. And about the wall jumps, that's the most stupid attempt on wall jumps I have ever seen. Also, best pipe I've ever seen.

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#65:

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SMB3 Showdown
The bastard who made this: Magibowser

Gameplay: 1/5
Aesthetics: 2/5
Length Bonus: 0/5

FINAL SCORE: 1

DarkMatt sez:Nevermind that this is basically a screenshot you can interact with it's so short, this level does something not a single one before it has done: MAKE A SOMEWHAT DECENT ART STYLE.

Kyo sez:Good job, Magi. People really need to stop with these long levels.

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#64:

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Beetle's Domain
The bastard who made this: TheTurnipLord

Gameplay: 0/5
Aesthetics: 1/5
Beetle Bonus: 0/5

FINAL SCORE: 0.33

DarkMatt sez:WE'LL TAKE YOU TO THE BEETLE ZONE. Before I played this level, I didn't think enemy spam could be in such magnitude. Egg on my face.

Kyo sez:I think you've gone just a LIIITTLE BIT too far with your beetle fetish in this one. Also, that boss might be the worst one I've ever seen, tbh. The music is decent though.

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#63:

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JG Third Level
The bastard who made this: Jack Goff

Gameplay: 1/5
Aesthetics: 1/5
Platforming Bonus: 1/5

FINAL SCORE: 1

DarkMatt sez:There is no level. There is only bad platforming and THAT FUCKING JUMP. Also nice segway into castle. Totally thought it was gonna be a grass level but OH IT'S A CASTLE WHAT NOW?

Kyo sez:Uh, okay.

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#62:

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The Puzzle That Be
OH BOY I WONDER WHAT I'LL GET FROM: Kooper4

Gameplay: 1/5
Aesthetics: 1/5
Puzzle Bonus: 0/5

FINAL SCORE: 0.66

DarkMatt sez:It's like I'm playing Donkey Kong except not fun. Yes, the level is this screen.

Kyo sez:This is what a bad stage in Reign's episode would look like.

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#61:

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Cookie Land
The bastard who made this: Turtwig

Gameplay: 1/5
Aesthetics: 1/5
"Cookie" Bonus: 0/5

FINAL SCORE: 0.66

DarkMatt sez:Everything looks like shit because everything's colored like shit. Also, enjoy indications of themes, like platforms, cookies, buzzsaws, instead of any sort of integration nor complexity of a level gimmick.

Kyo sez:Try again next time, but use a better tileset pls. This one ripped my eyes out.

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I kiked this one! Spezialy for #64!

[Kyo]

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PIC FROM YOU GENIUS

[JupiHornet]

Kyo sez:Try again next time, but use a better tileset pls. This one ripped my eyes out.

Got this from the graphic pack :/
My brother told me after the deadline that I should have made the water white, like milk.
WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT ;-;-;-;-;-;-;

Also can I comment on the levels too :3

[Imaynotbehere4long]

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I'm just going to add this to my "DarkMatt doesn't know how to play SMBX" GIF list. But, seriously, why did you spin-jump there? Spin-jumping in SMBX never gives enough bounce to make those kinds of jumps, and it's pretty obvious that the water isn't actually water since the deadweight NPCs aren't splashing, meaning that normal-jumping on the fish isn't lethal.

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A bit of a delayed reaction there, eh?

--EDIT--

In a thread where DarkMatt freely admits to being insulting to the members who made a level for CC9, I get down-voted for being insulting to DarkMatt. Oh, the irony!

[DarkMatt]

I think I've told you this before, imaynotbehere4long, but I should do it in public:

Eat a dick.

(you are right though oops)

[JupiHornet]

I think I've told you this before, imaynotbehere4long, but I should do it in public:

Eat a dick.

Ouch.
So when can we expect Tier 3?


And I still wanna comment on the levels :3

[DarkMatt]

Days.

Progress is variable.

[DarkMatt]

Let it be known since people are confused that I think imaynotbehere4long is all bark no bite. Makes fun of me but I have not seen him play platforming anything nor does he have the balls to face me in any platformer.

Downrep me for that why don't ya?

[Superiorstar]

Let it be known since people are confused that I think imaynotbehere4long is all bark no bite. Makes fun of me but I have not seen him play platforming anything nor does he have the balls to face me in any platformer.

Downrep me for that why don't ya?

You said something very inappropiate to Imaynotbehere4long, then you say your downreps are wrong, then you PMed me calling me an idiot when I downrepped you. I have to agree that what Imaynotbehere4long was rude, but being an ass about it is down right annoying.
I may not be a mod, but I ask you stop your whining.
EDIT: I deleted your annoying private message as well.

[DarkMatt]

And superiorstar makes a predictable response. Everything's normal.

Also
>Thread where I trash people for their contest levels
>Get downrepped because I trash people directly.

*Shrug*

[underFlo]

And superiorstar makes a predictable response. Everything's normal.

Also
>Thread where I trash people for their contest levels
>Get downrepped because I trash people directly.

>everyone talks about reps in a Level Judging thread

There's PMs, y'know?

[DarkMatt]

Indeed there is, but things that I can share with the rest of the class, I should share.

[Superiorstar]

Indeed there is, but things that I can share with the rest of the class, I should share.

Just saying this now...
If you say anything rude to the "class" outside the TOB insults I will report you to an administrator
of the forum.

[DarkMatt]

So fun is only allowed on your rules huh?

This is really killing my mood to work on this, you know.

[Superiorstar]

So fun is only allowed on your rules huh?

not my rules, joey's rules. the rules clearly state to respect others, you aren't respecting the rules, if you can't repect the rules then you really shouln't be a mod.

Now I'd like to see your excuse.

[DarkMatt]

*taps the warning plastered on the OP*

Now please stop posting in my thread.

[Imaynotbehere4long]

Let it be known since people are confused that I think imaynotbehere4long is all bark no bite.

Also let it be known that DarkMatt admitted I was right. (I have proof in case he edits his post)

>Thread where I trash people for their contest levels
>Get downrepped because I trash people directly.

Welcome to the club, sir.
You know, I'm going to be completely honest here: I don't see what the big deal is, especially since DarkMatt never got down-voted for his responses to me in his previous thread:
http://www.smbxgame.com/forums/v ... =60#p55539
http://www.smbxgame.com/forums/v ... =60#p56492
If there's any difference between the insults from then and now, I'd like to know; they all seem equally insulting to me, and I just figured that it was okay since that was, quite literally, the title of the thread.

[DarkMatt]

Thanks imaynotbehere4long. Also, Let's see YOU play SMBX, motherfather.
(I mean yes I am a dork at times but I'm not as bad as you're making me out to be. (I swear))

Also editing posts? Who do you take me for? I edit posts to add things, not twist them.

[Danny]

*taps the warning plastered on the OP*

Now please stop posting in my thread.

Just because you put a warning up doesn't mean you're exempt from the rules of the forums, I don't understand how this has been overlooked. If I or any other normal user made a topic like this, it would have been locked because it would have been unnecessary, what makes this any different? Would you care to explain that?