Part 1: Dreams of Pleasure
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Rikki, a sixteen years old girl with unbelievable beauty and probably the coolest person I had the pleasure to meet, wearing a purple shirt with beautiful heliotropes with black sweat pants, Rikki was going to the tallest peak in the world with me, and we were gonna share the same inn, room and bed. Too bad I've been deceived, it was all a dream.
When I woke up the first thing I said was:
"Fuck you!"
Later, Martin went to my house to pick me up and we set off to Joey's inauguration party. Valtteri went with Sakke in his black candy van because he wouldn't fit inside the car. During the trip we saw Knux drunk in the middle of the road and semi-unconscious.
Martin almost ran over him and it was pretty funny, he called us cunts.
Suddently Martin crashed the car just to build up the plot.
"Martin Why the fuck did you do that?"
"I forgot why, sorry ZVoid."
The car was destroyed and we started walking in the furious blizzard seeking for help. Martin started talking about yetis or shit like that coming to eat our faces, but it was too cold to get pissed off.
A colossal breeze shook the trees, when we heard a really loud "OOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN"
"What the hell? Is that a human?" I asked.
"No, it's Valtteri's mating call, let's follow it" said Martin.
Finally we arrived at Joey's place and almost everyone was there. Valtteri broke through the door and yelled:
"WHERE'S ELSA!?!?!?"
"She's upstair" answered Raster.
He went upstairs runninG like a rampaging dinosaur breaking almost every stair step dragging Martin. Meanwhile Ace was just chilling with some cookies and watching tv. The BBC News said that Bikcmp escaped the asylum and was lurking around the region, not a single fuck was being given tho.
When suddently there she was, the beautiful Rikki highlighted between all these morons. I knew this was the day I would get the courage to talk with her. I went to talk with her when suddently Hawkeyeone started yelling and pushing everyone around.
"HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT MY FUNNY PIZZA DICK MEME"
It bothered her and she went to another room. I was about to strangle Hawkeyeone when Joey made the grand announcement.
"Everybody listen, topics are gonna get locked and complaints shall be ignored."
Everyone started raging and asking when is the big orgy going to happen.
"Calm down!!!!!111" Joey said.
* * *
Two miserable hours went by. Finally everyone was half-sane again as usual. Me and Ace went upstairs to look for Martin. Martin and Valtteri were in the same room for 2 hours and we started getting wrong ideas from what was happening when we heard a really loud moaning coming from their room.
"Stupid trees", Ace murmured despite being nonsense.
We entered the room and saw what seemed to be a vision of the hell. Valtteri and Martin naked, as Valtteri was crushing his bones with his weight, and Quill was watching them at the corner and playing with his 4chan action figures.
"ELSAAAAAAAAHHHH" Valtteri moaned.
"help pls" said Martin.
Me and Ace just ran away and tried to delete that image from our minds.
“Would you like anything to eat? I’m sure you haven’t had a decent meal for days... malnutrition, if you ask me....” said Ace.
"Yeah whatever" I replied.
When I woke up the first thing I said was:
"Fuck you!"
Later, Martin went to my house to pick me up and we set off to Joey's inauguration party. Valtteri went with Sakke in his black candy van because he wouldn't fit inside the car. During the trip we saw Knux drunk in the middle of the road and semi-unconscious.
Martin almost ran over him and it was pretty funny, he called us cunts.
Suddently Martin crashed the car just to build up the plot.
"Martin Why the fuck did you do that?"
"I forgot why, sorry ZVoid."
The car was destroyed and we started walking in the furious blizzard seeking for help. Martin started talking about yetis or shit like that coming to eat our faces, but it was too cold to get pissed off.
A colossal breeze shook the trees, when we heard a really loud "OOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN"
"What the hell? Is that a human?" I asked.
"No, it's Valtteri's mating call, let's follow it" said Martin.
Finally we arrived at Joey's place and almost everyone was there. Valtteri broke through the door and yelled:
"WHERE'S ELSA!?!?!?"
"She's upstair" answered Raster.
He went upstairs runninG like a rampaging dinosaur breaking almost every stair step dragging Martin. Meanwhile Ace was just chilling with some cookies and watching tv. The BBC News said that Bikcmp escaped the asylum and was lurking around the region, not a single fuck was being given tho.
When suddently there she was, the beautiful Rikki highlighted between all these morons. I knew this was the day I would get the courage to talk with her. I went to talk with her when suddently Hawkeyeone started yelling and pushing everyone around.
"HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT MY FUNNY PIZZA DICK MEME"
It bothered her and she went to another room. I was about to strangle Hawkeyeone when Joey made the grand announcement.
"Everybody listen, topics are gonna get locked and complaints shall be ignored."
Everyone started raging and asking when is the big orgy going to happen.
"Calm down!!!!!111" Joey said.
* * *
Two miserable hours went by. Finally everyone was half-sane again as usual. Me and Ace went upstairs to look for Martin. Martin and Valtteri were in the same room for 2 hours and we started getting wrong ideas from what was happening when we heard a really loud moaning coming from their room.
"Stupid trees", Ace murmured despite being nonsense.
We entered the room and saw what seemed to be a vision of the hell. Valtteri and Martin naked, as Valtteri was crushing his bones with his weight, and Quill was watching them at the corner and playing with his 4chan action figures.
"ELSAAAAAAAAHHHH" Valtteri moaned.
"help pls" said Martin.
Me and Ace just ran away and tried to delete that image from our minds.
“Would you like anything to eat? I’m sure you haven’t had a decent meal for days... malnutrition, if you ask me....” said Ace.
"Yeah whatever" I replied.
