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"BAM!" made the sound of sword hitting shield as a Darknut slammed it's sword against Urwin's legendary shield. The Darknuts sword repelled and now was the chance for Urwin to strike.
Urwin stabbed the Darknut hard and fast enough to pierce through its thick armor. It dissolved into dark magic after dying.
He sat down on the hard clay cement as he rested after defeating that enemy.
He called out to Kanry "Do you think we can reach the city central before the Moblins do?"
She replied "If we run fast, we can make it on foot, but there are too many Darknuts roaming the streets that we can get ourselves killed if we are too fast. We will get the attention of too many of them."
"Alright, do you see anything that we can use to get us there faster?" said Urwin, until he glanced at an Auto parked by the lamp post. He then approached it and punched through the glass of the front left seat window. He then unlocked the Auto's door by opening the lock from the inside.
"Are you crazy?! Are you trying to get us killed? You could've woken up ten Dodongos!" cried Kanry.
"It's fine, I got it opened and look! It still works, too!" said Urwin as they climbed into the Auto and begin driving it through the ruined city.
While driving, they saw a brigade of Darknuts in their way and Urwin decided to make a right turn to avoid it.
"They must really not want us to return the orb to the Old Wizard do they?" said Kanry.
As they kept driving, they saw a green figure covered by the shadows of the tall building right in the middle of the road they are driving. As they approach the figure, the smell of onion becomes ever stronger and fumes the car through the broken window.
"Who could that be?" asked Kamry.
"I know exactly who it is!" said Urwin in excitement and lust.
Urwin stopped the car right before he hit the green figure. He then stepped out of the car and approached it.
"Good to see I'm not the only one trying to get to the city central." said the figure.
"It's good to see you too, Shrek.” said Urwin. "Would you like to hop in and help us get there? We will need your wisdom to guide and enlighten us, your ogreness."
"Why sure, laddeh, anything for one of my children" said Shrek as Urwin guided him to their Auto.
"No way! Shrek is coming with us?" exclaimed Kanry. "What do you think we should do Shrek, do you know your way around this city?"
"Of course I do, lad. I'll guide you until we get there and use my magic to get us through." answered Shrek.
They began driving the Auto again under Shrek's directions. After about ten minutes, they encountered, another brigade of Darknuts.
"What do we do? We will get rammed by them if we try to do the same to them!" said Urwin.
"Here let me help." said Shrek as he shot a large onion out of his hand as it rolled down the road and crushed all Darknuts in their way. "There's the answer to ye problem."
They continued to drive until they reached the Gleddin Bridge. Below the bridge is the rotten sewage and toxic waste of a civilization that lived not long ago, but has decieced in recent years.
Urwin stabbed the Darknut hard and fast enough to pierce through its thick armor. It dissolved into dark magic after dying.
He sat down on the hard clay cement as he rested after defeating that enemy.
He called out to Kanry "Do you think we can reach the city central before the Moblins do?"
She replied "If we run fast, we can make it on foot, but there are too many Darknuts roaming the streets that we can get ourselves killed if we are too fast. We will get the attention of too many of them."
"Alright, do you see anything that we can use to get us there faster?" said Urwin, until he glanced at an Auto parked by the lamp post. He then approached it and punched through the glass of the front left seat window. He then unlocked the Auto's door by opening the lock from the inside.
"Are you crazy?! Are you trying to get us killed? You could've woken up ten Dodongos!" cried Kanry.
"It's fine, I got it opened and look! It still works, too!" said Urwin as they climbed into the Auto and begin driving it through the ruined city.
While driving, they saw a brigade of Darknuts in their way and Urwin decided to make a right turn to avoid it.
"They must really not want us to return the orb to the Old Wizard do they?" said Kanry.
As they kept driving, they saw a green figure covered by the shadows of the tall building right in the middle of the road they are driving. As they approach the figure, the smell of onion becomes ever stronger and fumes the car through the broken window.
"Who could that be?" asked Kamry.
"I know exactly who it is!" said Urwin in excitement and lust.
Urwin stopped the car right before he hit the green figure. He then stepped out of the car and approached it.
"Good to see I'm not the only one trying to get to the city central." said the figure.
"It's good to see you too, Shrek.” said Urwin. "Would you like to hop in and help us get there? We will need your wisdom to guide and enlighten us, your ogreness."
"Why sure, laddeh, anything for one of my children" said Shrek as Urwin guided him to their Auto.
"No way! Shrek is coming with us?" exclaimed Kanry. "What do you think we should do Shrek, do you know your way around this city?"
"Of course I do, lad. I'll guide you until we get there and use my magic to get us through." answered Shrek.
They began driving the Auto again under Shrek's directions. After about ten minutes, they encountered, another brigade of Darknuts.
"What do we do? We will get rammed by them if we try to do the same to them!" said Urwin.
"Here let me help." said Shrek as he shot a large onion out of his hand as it rolled down the road and crushed all Darknuts in their way. "There's the answer to ye problem."
They continued to drive until they reached the Gleddin Bridge. Below the bridge is the rotten sewage and toxic waste of a civilization that lived not long ago, but has decieced in recent years.
Chapter 2:
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As they arrived at the front end of the bridge, they saw a zeppelin with the Moblin insignia flying above the bridge. What appeared to be a small dark object started falling from a hatch of the zeppelin and before the gang realized what it was, it was already too late.
The explosion made all small objects fly away as if they were paper. Urwin, Kanry, and Shrek had to get out of the Auto and hide behind it to cover themselves from the explosion.
"Damn it! That zeppelin probably destroyed the bridge!" yelled Urwin.
As the explosion died down, they went around the car to see that the bridge was indeed destroyed. They looked up and saw that the zeppelin was shooting ropes down with Moblins grabbing onto the bottom ends. Three Moblins landed in front of them as they made their battle cry before attacking.
The first Moblin tried to stab Urwin in the gut, but he dodged and kicked it in the shin, and tripped it. After, he grabbed his sword out of his pocket and stabbed it right in the chest. It exploded after dying.
Kanry ran at full speed at the second Moblin while shrieking as she held her sword by he shoulder. The Moblin was too shocked to react and she managed to cut it right across the chest and instantly killing it after a second of running.
Shrek grabbed the third Moblin. It tried to fight back but Shrek was to strong and flung it as far as he could and it landed in the river of sewage under the destroyed bridge.
"Phew, alright, that's over with. now how are we gonna get acro-" started Kanry before they saw a bombshell get shot straight at them.
They dodge it time but luckily, the bombshell landed in the river beside them and didn't blow up. They looked up and saw the trail of smoke from the bombshell coming from the zeppelin that kept pestering them.
"I'll handle this, lads" said Shrek as he create a large onion in his hand and threw far and fast right at the cabin of the zeppelin. It then blew up and the war machine flew to the ground before exploding into helium gas. He then created a 3-onion layer thick bridge connecting the two destroyed ends of what used to be the old bridge. "Now we can cross." says Shrek.
They get back in their Auto and continue across the onion bridge and drive without any trouble for another ten minutes.
As they approach city central, they can see a tall tower in the distance, towering so high that it goes past the clouds.
"What is that?" asked Kanry. "It's so tall and erect, it even penetrates the clouds"
"That's city central aka The Wizard Tower. The Old Wizard is waiting for us at the top." answered Urwin.
They continued driving until they reached the base of the tower. They climbed out of the Auto and hid it behind some bushes. They approached the dark stone building and entered through the glass doors. They walked in and saw that the entire first floor was a room that what in the old days used to be an secretary office. They found the elevator and pressed the button and the door opened.
"Wow, one hundred year old building and the elevator stills works, someone's been really keeping this place in shape" said Kanry.
"We'll be going to the top floor which is...floor 103." said Urwin as he look at the elevator buttons. "It may take us some time for us to get up there."
The elevator begin going up, steadily, and the gang were surprised at how smoothly it rose. After 56 floors, the elevator opened automatically and two Moblins walked in and were surprised to find them inside it already. Shrek knocked them both out with an onion and shut the elevator doors before anyone saw them.
At around floor 98, they heard a loud thud coming from the roof of the elevator and suddenly, the roof had a huge dent it it. And then another thud caused the roof of the elevator to burst and a Darknut fell inside.
"Oh crap!" exclaimed Urwin as he drew out his sword. He cut at the Darknut but his sword bounced off it's tough armor and it hit Urwin on the head with the bottom of his heavy sword. Urwin fell to the ground in pain.
Kanry jumped onto the Darknut and drew out her dagger and began stabbing it in the helmet, but it was no good and the Darknut threw her off and body slammed her.
While the Darknut was still on top of Kanry, Shrek grabbed the heavy Darknut with a pinky and thumb and punched it so hard his fist went right through its 5 inch thick iron armor. It then exploded into dark magic and dropped some health packs. Shrek gave the health packs to Urwin and Kanry and they healed themselves.
"Damn, those things can really hurt. Thanks for saving us Shrek, you really are an all-star." thanked Urwin as he climbed back to his feet.
As they reached floor 103, they prepared for what was on the other side of the door as it opened slowly.
The explosion made all small objects fly away as if they were paper. Urwin, Kanry, and Shrek had to get out of the Auto and hide behind it to cover themselves from the explosion.
"Damn it! That zeppelin probably destroyed the bridge!" yelled Urwin.
As the explosion died down, they went around the car to see that the bridge was indeed destroyed. They looked up and saw that the zeppelin was shooting ropes down with Moblins grabbing onto the bottom ends. Three Moblins landed in front of them as they made their battle cry before attacking.
The first Moblin tried to stab Urwin in the gut, but he dodged and kicked it in the shin, and tripped it. After, he grabbed his sword out of his pocket and stabbed it right in the chest. It exploded after dying.
Kanry ran at full speed at the second Moblin while shrieking as she held her sword by he shoulder. The Moblin was too shocked to react and she managed to cut it right across the chest and instantly killing it after a second of running.
Shrek grabbed the third Moblin. It tried to fight back but Shrek was to strong and flung it as far as he could and it landed in the river of sewage under the destroyed bridge.
"Phew, alright, that's over with. now how are we gonna get acro-" started Kanry before they saw a bombshell get shot straight at them.
They dodge it time but luckily, the bombshell landed in the river beside them and didn't blow up. They looked up and saw the trail of smoke from the bombshell coming from the zeppelin that kept pestering them.
"I'll handle this, lads" said Shrek as he create a large onion in his hand and threw far and fast right at the cabin of the zeppelin. It then blew up and the war machine flew to the ground before exploding into helium gas. He then created a 3-onion layer thick bridge connecting the two destroyed ends of what used to be the old bridge. "Now we can cross." says Shrek.
They get back in their Auto and continue across the onion bridge and drive without any trouble for another ten minutes.
As they approach city central, they can see a tall tower in the distance, towering so high that it goes past the clouds.
"What is that?" asked Kanry. "It's so tall and erect, it even penetrates the clouds"
"That's city central aka The Wizard Tower. The Old Wizard is waiting for us at the top." answered Urwin.
They continued driving until they reached the base of the tower. They climbed out of the Auto and hid it behind some bushes. They approached the dark stone building and entered through the glass doors. They walked in and saw that the entire first floor was a room that what in the old days used to be an secretary office. They found the elevator and pressed the button and the door opened.
"Wow, one hundred year old building and the elevator stills works, someone's been really keeping this place in shape" said Kanry.
"We'll be going to the top floor which is...floor 103." said Urwin as he look at the elevator buttons. "It may take us some time for us to get up there."
The elevator begin going up, steadily, and the gang were surprised at how smoothly it rose. After 56 floors, the elevator opened automatically and two Moblins walked in and were surprised to find them inside it already. Shrek knocked them both out with an onion and shut the elevator doors before anyone saw them.
At around floor 98, they heard a loud thud coming from the roof of the elevator and suddenly, the roof had a huge dent it it. And then another thud caused the roof of the elevator to burst and a Darknut fell inside.
"Oh crap!" exclaimed Urwin as he drew out his sword. He cut at the Darknut but his sword bounced off it's tough armor and it hit Urwin on the head with the bottom of his heavy sword. Urwin fell to the ground in pain.
Kanry jumped onto the Darknut and drew out her dagger and began stabbing it in the helmet, but it was no good and the Darknut threw her off and body slammed her.
While the Darknut was still on top of Kanry, Shrek grabbed the heavy Darknut with a pinky and thumb and punched it so hard his fist went right through its 5 inch thick iron armor. It then exploded into dark magic and dropped some health packs. Shrek gave the health packs to Urwin and Kanry and they healed themselves.
"Damn, those things can really hurt. Thanks for saving us Shrek, you really are an all-star." thanked Urwin as he climbed back to his feet.
As they reached floor 103, they prepared for what was on the other side of the door as it opened slowly.
Chapter 3 Part A:
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The door opened, and what appeared to be a crow's nest on top of a pirate ship took shape as they entered. They looked down to see the world below them, partially covered by clouds. The buildings below looked like dots from way up t the top of the Wizard Tower.
"I see the Old Wizard!" cried Kanry as she ran up to an old man in white robes, tied to the center post of the crow's nest.
"No Kanreh! It's a trap!" yelled Shrek after her but it was too late. An old man in black robes dropped from the top of the post and tackled Kanry. He used his black wand to create a magic cage made of black magic around her.
"Who dares enter my tower?" said the evil wizard in a wizardy accent.
"We're here to rescue the Old Wizard and defeat you. After all, you are the Head Wizzrobe in Ganondorf's army. Killing you will only make our job easier." said Urwin.
Kanry got back up on her feet but when she realized she was in a cage made of black magic, she screeched and cried "Help!" over and over again.
"Shut the hell up Kanry, we'll get you in a second." said Urwin. Afterwards, Urwin drew out his sword and charged at the Head Wizzrobe. He pulled back his sword as he prepares to strike him. When he strikes, the Head Wizzrobe grabbed Urwins sword and takes, and uses telekinesis to shoot the sword straight at Urwin's chest.
"Aaaaaahhhhgghhh!" Urwin cried in pain as blood began to gush through the wound.
"No!" yelled Kanry as she held the bars of her prison as she watched the horrible scene before her.
All of a sudden, Shrek started charging at the Wizzrobe and his reflexes weren't fast enough so Shrek body slammed him, and punched his face so hard his head twisted 180 degrees and threw him against the central post. Shrek let out a loud ogre battle cry.
The Wizzrobe slowly got back up and twisted his head back to its original orientation. Shrek grabbed onto the bars of Kanry's cage and she watched as he began focusing very hard and the black bars of her cage turned green and disappeared altogether.
"Thank you! I will forever be in your debt." thanked Kanry.
"How 'bout you thank me later tonight at my swamp?" said Shrek.
"Anything for you my ogrelord." said Kanry. She looked back at Urwin. "Oh I forgot! What about Urwin? He will die from too much blood loss, he can't be saved now!"
"Not if I can help it." said Shrek as he got up to Urwin's limp body and placed his large green hands on his chest. Shrek pulled out the sword and used it to cut his finger so that green, oniony smelling blood began trickling out. He placed his finger on Urwin's wound and kept it that way for several minutes until a large groan came from Shrek as he started shaking and he completely blew up into pieces of flesh and bone.
Kanry looked at what caused this and saw the Head Wizzrobe had his hand out, glowing with black magic,
"It's never ogre..." said a faint whisper coming from no where and everywhere at once, and then faded away.
"I see the Old Wizard!" cried Kanry as she ran up to an old man in white robes, tied to the center post of the crow's nest.
"No Kanreh! It's a trap!" yelled Shrek after her but it was too late. An old man in black robes dropped from the top of the post and tackled Kanry. He used his black wand to create a magic cage made of black magic around her.
"Who dares enter my tower?" said the evil wizard in a wizardy accent.
"We're here to rescue the Old Wizard and defeat you. After all, you are the Head Wizzrobe in Ganondorf's army. Killing you will only make our job easier." said Urwin.
Kanry got back up on her feet but when she realized she was in a cage made of black magic, she screeched and cried "Help!" over and over again.
"Shut the hell up Kanry, we'll get you in a second." said Urwin. Afterwards, Urwin drew out his sword and charged at the Head Wizzrobe. He pulled back his sword as he prepares to strike him. When he strikes, the Head Wizzrobe grabbed Urwins sword and takes, and uses telekinesis to shoot the sword straight at Urwin's chest.
"Aaaaaahhhhgghhh!" Urwin cried in pain as blood began to gush through the wound.
"No!" yelled Kanry as she held the bars of her prison as she watched the horrible scene before her.
All of a sudden, Shrek started charging at the Wizzrobe and his reflexes weren't fast enough so Shrek body slammed him, and punched his face so hard his head twisted 180 degrees and threw him against the central post. Shrek let out a loud ogre battle cry.
The Wizzrobe slowly got back up and twisted his head back to its original orientation. Shrek grabbed onto the bars of Kanry's cage and she watched as he began focusing very hard and the black bars of her cage turned green and disappeared altogether.
"Thank you! I will forever be in your debt." thanked Kanry.
"How 'bout you thank me later tonight at my swamp?" said Shrek.
"Anything for you my ogrelord." said Kanry. She looked back at Urwin. "Oh I forgot! What about Urwin? He will die from too much blood loss, he can't be saved now!"
"Not if I can help it." said Shrek as he got up to Urwin's limp body and placed his large green hands on his chest. Shrek pulled out the sword and used it to cut his finger so that green, oniony smelling blood began trickling out. He placed his finger on Urwin's wound and kept it that way for several minutes until a large groan came from Shrek as he started shaking and he completely blew up into pieces of flesh and bone.
Kanry looked at what caused this and saw the Head Wizzrobe had his hand out, glowing with black magic,
"It's never ogre..." said a faint whisper coming from no where and everywhere at once, and then faded away.
Chapter 3 Part B:
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Urwin, got back on his feet and realized Shrek was gone. "Where'd Shrek go?" asked Urwin with suspense.
"He's gone" screamed Kanry as she broke into tears. "He's gone and he risked his life to save you."
Urwin stared at Kanry in disbelief and began to tear up, too. Then, full of rage, Urwin grabbed his sword and roared at the Head Wizzrobe "WIZZROOOOOOBE!"
He then felt a great feeling of pure energy running through his veins and and he began to glow green. He then launched at the wizzrobe and tried to stab him.
The wizzrobe dodged and shot a huge fireball from his wand at Urwin. He dodged the attack and continued to pursue the wizzrobe. It tried to shoot an icy blizzard at him, but he was to powered up to get affected by its magic.
The wizzrobe shrieked as Urwin slammed his sword into the Head Wizzrobe with the power of a thousand trains. As he did that, the wizzrobe made a final cry of defeat and dissolved into dark magic. Urwin lost his green glow and collapsed onto his knees. "Thank you Shrek" said Urwin as he shed a final tear of anguish.
Kanry untied the Old Wizard and helped him stand straight.
"Thank you, brave ones, for rescuing me. As a reward, I will grant you a single wish, if you have the Legend Stone of course" thanked the Old Wizard.
Urwin, unzipped his backpack and handed him what looked like a glowing orb of a silvery metal. The Old Wizard took it in his hands and said a spell in a hushed voice and the two watched as the orb transformed into a glowing gold triangle made of three smaller golden triangles.
"The Triforce" stated the Old Wizard as it levitated above them. "Make a wish, remember, you only get one chance so make it count" he said.
"Well, we at first wanted to wish that this city became restored back to how it used to be one hundred years ago. But I guess Manhattan will have to wait a little longer." said Kanry with a smile.
"Okay, we know what our wish is" said Urwin. The Triforce levitated into Urwin's and Kanry's hands as they closed their eyes and made the wish they unanimously thought of.
Then the next moment the Triforce blew up into a bright light.
Months later, Urwin and Kanry are sitting by the river not too far from an abandoned farm that they have been living in for the past few weeks. They watch as the sun goes down and sat very close together.
"Wow what a beautiful sunset. I'd never thought I'd see something like this in a long time after the War broke out." said Kanry in thought and amazement.
"Well, I'm sure glad we're living in peace for the moment. I can't take all that stress of running around the world, killing bad guys and finding legendary objects. I gotta have some time of you know what I'm saying?" said Urwin.
"Speaking of legendary objects, do you think the Old Wizard granted our wish all that time ago?" asked Kanry.
"I sure hope so, but I have a feeling that he is still with us, and that he may be watching us right now." answered Urwin.
"Then let him watch" said Kanry as she lustfully leaned in to kiss Urwin for a very long moment. After she pulled back, Urwin kissed her back and they started wrestling on the grass for a while, long after the sun went down.
On the far side of the river sat Shrek, watching them go at it.
"It's not ogre, it's never ogre" said Shrek as he continued to watch them.
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"He's gone" screamed Kanry as she broke into tears. "He's gone and he risked his life to save you."
Urwin stared at Kanry in disbelief and began to tear up, too. Then, full of rage, Urwin grabbed his sword and roared at the Head Wizzrobe "WIZZROOOOOOBE!"
He then felt a great feeling of pure energy running through his veins and and he began to glow green. He then launched at the wizzrobe and tried to stab him.
The wizzrobe dodged and shot a huge fireball from his wand at Urwin. He dodged the attack and continued to pursue the wizzrobe. It tried to shoot an icy blizzard at him, but he was to powered up to get affected by its magic.
The wizzrobe shrieked as Urwin slammed his sword into the Head Wizzrobe with the power of a thousand trains. As he did that, the wizzrobe made a final cry of defeat and dissolved into dark magic. Urwin lost his green glow and collapsed onto his knees. "Thank you Shrek" said Urwin as he shed a final tear of anguish.
Kanry untied the Old Wizard and helped him stand straight.
"Thank you, brave ones, for rescuing me. As a reward, I will grant you a single wish, if you have the Legend Stone of course" thanked the Old Wizard.
Urwin, unzipped his backpack and handed him what looked like a glowing orb of a silvery metal. The Old Wizard took it in his hands and said a spell in a hushed voice and the two watched as the orb transformed into a glowing gold triangle made of three smaller golden triangles.
"The Triforce" stated the Old Wizard as it levitated above them. "Make a wish, remember, you only get one chance so make it count" he said.
"Well, we at first wanted to wish that this city became restored back to how it used to be one hundred years ago. But I guess Manhattan will have to wait a little longer." said Kanry with a smile.
"Okay, we know what our wish is" said Urwin. The Triforce levitated into Urwin's and Kanry's hands as they closed their eyes and made the wish they unanimously thought of.
Then the next moment the Triforce blew up into a bright light.
Months later, Urwin and Kanry are sitting by the river not too far from an abandoned farm that they have been living in for the past few weeks. They watch as the sun goes down and sat very close together.
"Wow what a beautiful sunset. I'd never thought I'd see something like this in a long time after the War broke out." said Kanry in thought and amazement.
"Well, I'm sure glad we're living in peace for the moment. I can't take all that stress of running around the world, killing bad guys and finding legendary objects. I gotta have some time of you know what I'm saying?" said Urwin.
"Speaking of legendary objects, do you think the Old Wizard granted our wish all that time ago?" asked Kanry.
"I sure hope so, but I have a feeling that he is still with us, and that he may be watching us right now." answered Urwin.
"Then let him watch" said Kanry as she lustfully leaned in to kiss Urwin for a very long moment. After she pulled back, Urwin kissed her back and they started wrestling on the grass for a while, long after the sun went down.
On the far side of the river sat Shrek, watching them go at it.
"It's not ogre, it's never ogre" said Shrek as he continued to watch them.
END
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