Crappy Shitston + Someone Like Vinyl

[Yoshibrothers]

Crappy Shitston

A Short Story
by Yoshibrothers McLovin VII

Assy Mcgee looked at the sadistic penis in his hands and felt stupid.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his faggoty surroundings. He had always hated crappy Shitston with its pretty, precious shit. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel stupid.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Poop Fart. Poop was a dumbass clusterfuck with a hard penis and long anus.

Assy gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was an assy, squirty, jizz drinker with a thick penis and meaty anus. His friends saw him as a diced, dry dumbass. Once, he had even helped a misty dildo cross the road.

But not even an assy person who had once helped a misty dildo cross the road, was prepared for what Poop had in store today.

The jizz teased like doing cocks, making Assy moronic.

As Assy stepped outside and Poop came closer, he could see the chubby glint in her eye.

"I am here because I want a plowing," Poop bellowed, in a gassy tone. She slammed her fist against Assy's chest, with the force of 4018 faggots. "I frigging love you, Assy Mcgee."

Assy looked back, even more moronic and still fingering the sadistic penis. "Poop, please ram me," he replied.

They looked at each other with dumb feelings, like two purring, prickly pussies ramming at a very high sex party, which had dumb music playing in the background and two baked uncles plowing to the beat.

Suddenly, Poop lunged forward and tried to punch Assy in the face. Quickly, Assy grabbed the sadistic penis and brought it down on Poop's skull.

Poop's hard wiener trembled and her long anus wobbled. She looked idiotic, her body raw like a plastic, pongy poop.

Then she let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Poop Fart was dead.

Assy Mcgee went back inside and made himself a nice drink of jizz.
THE END


Someone like Vinyl

A Splendid Romance
by slacker356(Nexia)

XerX Saxphone is a sexy, ghostcockish and dongey psychiatrist from DarKmatt's mouth. Her life is going nowhere until she meets Vinyl Scratch, a fat, haweyeish woman with a passion for doxing.

XerX takes an instant disliking to Vinyl and the slackyboyish and darkmattish ways she learnt during her years in .

However, when a loli tries to raep XerX, Vinyl springs to the rescue. XerX begins to notices that Vinyl is actually rather smart at heart.

But, the pressures of Vinyl's job as a computer programmer leave her blind to XerX's affections and XerX takes up frozen to try an distract herself.

Finally, when dedfishy swordsman, JacobShadoe Blunded, threatens to come between them, Vinyl has to act fast. But will they ever find the splendid love that they deserve?

Praise for Someone like Vinyl
"I fell in love with the donger Vinyl Scratch. Last night I dreamed that she was in my teapot."
- The Daily Tale

"About as enjoyable as being slapped with a dead fish, but Someone like Vinyl does deliver a strong social lesson."
- Enid Kibbler

"I love the bit where a loli tries to raep XerX - nearly fell off my seat."
- Hit the Spoof

"I could do better."
- Zob Gloop

[Egg]

Excuse me while I wipe away my tears

[HeroOfRhyme]

What the fuck did you just make me read?

[Nexia]

Simply brilliant...

She slammed her fist against Assy's chest, with the force of 4018 faggots.

Assy probably would have died right there after that...

"About as enjoyable as being slapped with a dead fish, but Someone like Vinyl does deliver a strong social lesson."

10/10 review

[XerX]

I cried.

[silent_]

no

[Magna]

It's almost as if you took a Real story and put all these bathroom humor words to add some spice.

8/10 would read again if had more rape.

[Sevennights]

What happened???
There was rape then randon stuff... awesome!
Rating: 8.2

[Magna]

What happened???
There was rape then randon stuff... awesome!
Rating: 8.2

There was no rape, just slapping each other with their dicks.

[Sevennights]

What happened???
There was rape then randon stuff... awesome!
Rating: 8.2

There was no rape, just slapping each other with their dicks.

Very funny, but still it was rapes or whatever, ok their was no rape just inappropriate touching.

[Shadow Yoshi]

something about taking this forum seriously

[DarkMatt]

Look I know you're trying to kill this subforum but you don't need to pile on the shit. We're already going, "why is this place here?" You can stop now.