Postby Murphmario » Sun Aug 24, 2014 7:22 pm
There was once a time where someone named the Peace Maker tripped. This caused several earthquakes and deaths. There was also lots of destruction.
Right when they were done rebuilding, an earthquake struck Mafiaville once again. They figured that the Peace Maker was striking once again. So they sent their best admins; Joey, Quill, and Valtteri. Joey was armed with a banhammer. Quill was armed with a bazooka. And Valtteri was armed with a Cd of Frozen.
They decided to ask 5 residents for clues:
"I dummo" - Fire Top
"Thatssssssssss a nice everything you've got there..." - Creeper
"What." - Random guy
"I don't know." - Ash
"After the test, you will get cake." - GladOS
The creeper also tried to explode in their face.
After that, they decided to just look around in the darkest corners. In an alleyway, in the sewers, in the fountain, even at the new resturnaut, Sonic's. However, they couldn't find anything.
They tried his house, but both doors were locked, and the windows were too. So they tried to break the windows open. To their surprise, there were large rocks behind them.
They then went Santa-style and tried to go through the chimney. It was also blocked by a rock.
Their only option left was to get a wrecking ball, so they hired Miley Cirus to break down the house. Once it was broken down, they went into the basement. However, there seemed to be a cave leading downward.
Deep down in the cave, they encountered many beasts; Buzzy Beetles, wild Zubats, Dragon Quest Slimes, and octorocks. There were also loads of deep pits.
When they reached the bottom of the cave, there was a cracked wall. Quill used a nearby gernade that was in a dead soldier's hand and they arrived in an area with loads of lava.
Unfortunatly, they couldn't get far, as a odd-looking doll fell in the lava and summoned a terrible being: The Wall of Flesh.
Once they killed the Wall, they got a useless hammer and a stupid emblem. They continued on, and dodged loads of podoboos while riding on skulls.
When they reached the end, they found a room with a activated portal. They went in and happened to emerge in a dark and strange place called The End. They fought the Ender Dragon and went into another portal, where they reached the old department store. They found The Peace Maker, who confessed he was now the "Rock Maker".
The two forces fought long and hard. Joey tried to run up and hit him, banning every rock in his way. However, the Rock Maker created a large boulder, smashing Joey against a wall. Quill took out his Bazooka and aimed, but rocks blocked all of the shots. Valtteri was watch frozen, when the Rock Maker looked.
"THAT MOVIE IS FOR KIDS!!! IF YOU STOP WATCHING IT, I WILL FORCE MYSELF TO GET ARRESTED. The Rock Maker said. Frozen was stopped being watched and the Rock Maker was put in prison. Penalty? OVER 9000 years in prison.