CUALQUIERA

[RICARDOX]

Hi everyone

here I have a very simple episode

CUALQUIERA


screenshots:
https://www.mediafire.com/view/sbut2nva ... 3.bmp/file
https://www.mediafire.com/view/s6u7dfzq ... 4.bmp/file
https://www.mediafire.com/view/1h8dmtfq ... 9.bmp/file

download link:
https://www.mediafire.com/file/w8qmy9sk ... A.rar/file

Cheers

[super merio odysey]

This might be the worst episode ever made. The levels are incredibly barebones and short (only having a line of terrain and some winged koopa troopas in most levels) and having no challenge at all. You could've honestly made something more creative and original and work around the limitations of the vanilla basegame, but this? Oh no, you didn't cook, You made a waste of 17 KBs. What i could help you to do better is not to be lazy and have some fun in making levels. That's what videogames are for. I'd give this episode a 1/5. You should do better. (this did NOT go well. Trust me)

(EDIT: If you're seeing this, random guy, please note that this was way before i read the damn level critism rules, so my stupid ass went on to make harsh reviews of this guy's poor project.if your'e seeing this, RICARDOX, i am giving you an apology for what i did. Simply, QUALQUIERA (or whatever in english) was very boring. Even if this was simply simple, there is still room for improvement for your levels. What i suggest to improve is not to be la- im just joking. Seriously, here are some suggestions that might help and improve like for example: play some other good levels and maybe take a following step on what they acheive? js. I am very sorry for what i did and i can hope you can understand. - yours truly, Pepi )

[Akromaly]

This might be the best episode ever made. The levels are incredibly rich and well paced (having an organic structure and plenty of clever setups in every level) and having a plethora of challenges in every corner. You couldn't have honestly made something more creative and original with all the limitations of the vanilla basegame you cleverly circumvented. Oh yes, you absolutely cooked, You made a wonderful experience in only 17 KBs. It's obvious you weren't lazy and had a lot of fun in making levels. That's what videogames are for. I'd give this episode a 5/5. Keep up the incredible work.

[archived_acc]

This might be the most average episode ever made. The levels are... fine. They're not too empty, but they’re also not exactly bursting with creativity, either. Mostly just some basic platforms, a few koopas here and there—you get the picture. There’s a sprinkle of challenge if you squint, but nothing that'll really get your heart racing. You kind of cooked, like a microwaved meal that's not bad but isn't blowing anyone away. It's 17 KBs of solid "okay" that doesn't seem lazy but also doesn't feel like a masterpiece. This is the epitome of "it’s just there." I'd give this episode a 3/5. Not bad, not great—just mid.

[MegaDood]

This might be the funniest episode ever made. The levels are incredibly humerus and quick to the punchline (only having a few bad jokes and some real hoots in most levels) and having plenty of gags and puns overall. You couldn't have honestly made something more creative and original and work in some Redigit jokes of the vanilla basegame, but this? Oh no, you didn't just make me laugh, You made a wisecrackin' set of quips in only 17 KBs. What i wish i could do better with my own jokes and have some fun in making levels. That's what videogames are for. I'd give this episode a 6/5. You've made my day.

[Mal8rk]

This might be the saddest episode ever made. The levels are incredibly melancholic and unhappy (only having empty spaces and a sorrowful atmosphere in most levels) and having no happiness at all. You could've honestly made something more content and cheerful and work around the miserable aspects of the vanilla basegame, but this? Oh no, you didn't make me joyful, You made a downhearted episode with only 17 KBs. What i could help you to do better is not to be so down all the time and put a smile on that face when making levels. That's what videogames are for. I'd give this episode a 2/5. You should make people more merry.

[Ness-Wednesday]

This might be the most gorgeous episode ever made. The levels are colorful and captivating (only having a few color choices in a few sections that I find quite peculiar) and have plenty of beautiful scenes to admire. You couldn't have honestly made something more aesthetically alluring and pleasing to the human eye with the limitations of vanilla basegame, but this? Oh no, I'm bewildered at how you made such a magnificent masterpiece with only 17 KBs. What i could help you to do better is try to experiment with different styles. That's what videogames are for. I'd give this episode a 4.9/5. You're a future artist in the making.

[Cat king]

This might be the most controversial episode ever made. I haven't played it but there are SO MANY DIFFERING OPINIONS! I've never seen anyone be able to get so many people to state their opinions so bluntly! Obviously though whenever something is controversial it means that it's really good. Please continue to find ways to make really controversial episodes that get a lot of discussion! 5/5

In all seriousness though the fact you were able to make an episode (regardless of length) is still pretty impressive. A lot of the time I'll start an episode or such but get distracted and never finish it.

EDIT: I am sorry for this post, looking back I was quite sarcastic. Um but the second half was not intended to be sarcastic. And also creator of the episode if you are still here everyone has to start somewhere. I made several super worlds in Super Mario Maker 2 that aren't very good and have an awful difficulty curve... And before that I was making hot garbage random spam. I have improved a lot and made many levels that go unreleased, because I procrastinate and take forever making levels. But after all, practice makes perfect!

[super merio odysey]

this might be the most copypasta-ish episode ever. the reviews in this post are all copied from a idiot called "kuriboshoe". You couldve still going on your episodes that always (i mean ALWAYS) get cancelled at one point, but this? You didn't copy, you've made a looping forum game. What i could ask better is stop making fun of these episodes and make something worthwhile. Like i couldn't be like this guy, Right?.... right? ill give this post discussion a -696942/0.

[TLtimelord]

This might be the most blood meridian episode ever made. The chapters are incredibly western and frontier (having a line of cowboys and some rootin tootin evil gangs in most levels) and having traumatic story events. You could've honestly made something with less cowboys massacring indians and less of the JUDGE, but this? Oh no, you didn't just write a book, You made a whole ass western novel. What i could help you to do better is to keep writing good novels. I suggest one about a guy who flips a coin and kills old people. I'd give this book a strong 9 to light 10. Anyways fuck the judge.

[Marina]

Eh, it was okay.

[kr4k1n]

This episode is, like, the physical manifestation of my existential dread. Levels so bare, I'm pretty sure I saw a tumbleweed blow through. It's 17 KBs of 'I guess I'll just phone it in today.' Where's the passion? The fire? The 'I'm gonna make something actually good or I'll die trying'? Nope, just... this. You know what? I'm gonna give it 1/5 stars, but only because I'm pretty sure the creator's soul is already crushed, and I don't want to be the one to administer the final blow.

[FlavorFlan]

This is/was/will be the most complex episode in both real and unreal world from all multiverses. The only playable level is endless and hard to understand (having an unknown and infinite variety of enemies and gimmicks never seen before in the only level it has) and having dynamic ways to exist and not exist at all with different gameplay every time anyone plays it. You must be from another dimension to make something too complex like this with the limitations of vanilla game, but what exactly is this? Interesting, cooking something like this looks impossible, you created an episode beyond human comprehension and it is only 17 KBs. What i could do right now is try to understand your mysterious skills in making complex levels. You take playing videogames to a whole new level. I would give this episode a ?/5. I just can not rate it, i mean, i could either love it or hate it because it is everything/something/nothing and it is happening here, there, somewhere, anywhere, nowhere and everywhere at the same time. This episode is beyond matter and antimatter. It is the beginning and the end of life in a constant cycle for the eternity. YOU CREATED EXISTENCE.

[tangy]

The reason why there are no comments of substance on this thread is because there is nothing of substance in this episode to talk about

[JOSECITO]

the episode was created to be that simple that's all

and the comments (which also arrive years later) are trolls

[super merio odysey]

the episode was created to be that simple that's all

and the comments (which also arrive years later) are trolls

Good. Everyone is making fun of me because i pulled of a IGN move, is it not?

I mean, it didn't have to be THAT simple that its beatable for sperms

[MegaDood]

the episode was created to be that simple that's all

and the comments (which also arrive years later) are trolls

Good. Everyone is making fun of me because i pulled of a IGN move, is it not?

I mean, it didn't have to be THAT simple that its beatable for sperms

No, the reason you got those replies is because your review was unreasonably harsh for a small fan project, you wouldn't have gotten people to respond that way if you provided reasons as to how the episode could be improved, why you think it could be better and whatnot. Being straight up rude to someone because their episode was not up to your standards is what got people urked.

[Idunn]

Good. Everyone is making fun of me because i pulled of a IGN move, is it not?

I mean, it didn't have to be THAT simple that its beatable for sperms

No? It's basically what Megadood already said, you basically replied to a Episode posted in 2021 (You digged deep I guess to find this) and did it in the worst way possible by not even telling them what they could improve and fix up.
No instead you just threw a tandrum about it, and even on of the admins hopped in on the fun.
Also weird last sentence but okay.

The consequences of your action.

[Darkonius Mavakar]

this is a thread of all time

[KurttheKing]

This might be the most "first episode" episode ever made. There are 11 relatively simple levels (flat, lightly decorated terrain and a few types of enemies in most levels) and having a gradual difficulty incline. It feels pretty basic and as if it were the first thing someone would make using SMBX. You could've honestly made something more creative and original, and pulled off more interesting things with the vanilla basegame. Still, you cooked a small and plain, yet still tasty appetizer. You made a basic yet enjoyable experience of 351 KBs (it's not 17 KBs lol). I'd recommend you learn a little more about level design, and then to come back and try making something new. I'd give this episode a 3/5. You did well