So I’ve mentioned to you before this community I used to be in back in the day? DorfKirch? The mythology roleplay guys. I never really told you why exactly I left that place, right? Well today is the day. I gathered a few logs from all those years ago. It’s hard to recount it all, so I’m just gonna paste you these logs and you can gather what happened yourself.
Staff Chat, 9/17/2019: show
<Zeus> So it looks like we have a leaker in our midst.
<Zeus> https://pastebin.com/nLgih8R6
<Zeus> Does anyone want to fess up?
<Demeter> i know it doesn’t mean much to say, but it wasn’t me
<Hermes> me neither.
<Achilles> nop
<Zeus> Guys, if I had wanted to know who didn’t leak it, I would’ve worded the question differently.
<Orpheus> oh yikes hes angry
<Zeus> No shit I’m angry.
<Zeus> How many times do we have to go over this?
<Theseus> like even so, it doesn’t say anything about the Shakespeareans in the logs
<Orpheus> sounds like something someone who leaked a doc would make as an excuse but okay
<Theseus> fuck off
<Hermes> do we even know it’s the Shakespeareans yet?
<Theseus> i mean duh
<Orpheus> yeah, who else would it be
<Prometheus> How did you find that anyways, Zeus?
<Orpheus> aphrodite likes to go through pastebin and search for community usernames
<Orpheus> she showed it to me last night, after that we messaged Zeus
<Theseus> that’s only minimally weird.
<Aphrodite> :)
<Theseus> retard.
<Aphrodite> :(
<Zeus> Cut it, Theseus.
<Theseus> so Aphrodite is off the hook because she discovered the logs? don’t you think that’s a bit suspicious?
<Orpheus> sounds like something someone who leaked a doc would say to get the suspicion off of themselves but okay
<Theseus> not like you’re pointing fingers
<Prometheus> Hey, let’s calm down everyone.
<Zeus> Well. Whoever is leaking from this chat, consider this your official warning. If I find out who you are you can expect more than just being demoted. Situations like those threats are no laughing matter. I’d really like if you’d respect my decision to keep these things in this chat.
<Prometheus> Yeah
<Aphrodite> understood.
<Theseus> :ok_hand:
<Zeus> Also, if you find out more about this, let me know in private.
<Zeus> https://pastebin.com/nLgih8R6
<Zeus> Does anyone want to fess up?
<Demeter> i know it doesn’t mean much to say, but it wasn’t me
<Hermes> me neither.
<Achilles> nop
<Zeus> Guys, if I had wanted to know who didn’t leak it, I would’ve worded the question differently.
<Orpheus> oh yikes hes angry
<Zeus> No shit I’m angry.
<Zeus> How many times do we have to go over this?
<Theseus> like even so, it doesn’t say anything about the Shakespeareans in the logs
<Orpheus> sounds like something someone who leaked a doc would make as an excuse but okay
<Theseus> fuck off
<Hermes> do we even know it’s the Shakespeareans yet?
<Theseus> i mean duh
<Orpheus> yeah, who else would it be
<Prometheus> How did you find that anyways, Zeus?
<Orpheus> aphrodite likes to go through pastebin and search for community usernames
<Orpheus> she showed it to me last night, after that we messaged Zeus
<Theseus> that’s only minimally weird.
<Aphrodite> :)
<Theseus> retard.
<Aphrodite> :(
<Zeus> Cut it, Theseus.
<Theseus> so Aphrodite is off the hook because she discovered the logs? don’t you think that’s a bit suspicious?
<Orpheus> sounds like something someone who leaked a doc would say to get the suspicion off of themselves but okay
<Theseus> not like you’re pointing fingers
<Prometheus> Hey, let’s calm down everyone.
<Zeus> Well. Whoever is leaking from this chat, consider this your official warning. If I find out who you are you can expect more than just being demoted. Situations like those threats are no laughing matter. I’d really like if you’d respect my decision to keep these things in this chat.
<Prometheus> Yeah
<Aphrodite> understood.
<Theseus> :ok_hand:
<Zeus> Also, if you find out more about this, let me know in private.
Public Chat, 9/18/2019: show
<Hades> So I hear you have a rat infestation?
<XxaepytusxX> huh?
<tHeOnoE> wat
<Achilles> i thought you were banned, hades
<Hades> Hey, i’m just here because i’ve been called here.
<Hades> Just trying to do a friend a favor
<Achilles> yeah? and what would that be?
<Hades> I’ve been informed that the Shakespeareans are back
<tHeOnoE> wat
<XxaepytusxX> huh?
<tHeOnoE> wat
<Achilles> i thought you were banned, hades
<Hades> Hey, i’m just here because i’ve been called here.
<Hades> Just trying to do a friend a favor
<Achilles> yeah? and what would that be?
<Hades> I’ve been informed that the Shakespeareans are back
<tHeOnoE> wat
PM between Achilles and Hades, 9/18/2019: show
<Achilles> do not talk about the Shakespeareans in public chat.
<Hades> My apologies. But as I’ve said, I’m just here to help.
<Achilles> so that pastebin was sent to you?
<Hades> I’m afraid I have no idea what you’re talking about
<Achilles> how do you know about the Shakespeareans then?
<Hades> The person who asked me to help filled me in.
<Achilles> and who is that?
<Hades> I’m afraid I have to leave.
<Achilles> how would you even be able to help?
<Hades> Ah… don’t you know?
<Achilles> ?
<Hades> Around some parts of the internet I’m known as… the online vigilante.
<Achilles> be serious.
<Hades> I am.
<Hades> My apologies. But as I’ve said, I’m just here to help.
<Achilles> so that pastebin was sent to you?
<Hades> I’m afraid I have no idea what you’re talking about
<Achilles> how do you know about the Shakespeareans then?
<Hades> The person who asked me to help filled me in.
<Achilles> and who is that?
<Hades> I’m afraid I have to leave.
<Achilles> how would you even be able to help?
<Hades> Ah… don’t you know?
<Achilles> ?
<Hades> Around some parts of the internet I’m known as… the online vigilante.
<Achilles> be serious.
<Hades> I am.
Staff Chat, 9/18/2019: show
<Achilles> so Hades just showed up in the main chat and brought up the Shakespeareans in front of everyone
<Achilles> i banned him again and confronted him in PM, he says someone called him here to help, but i don’t think he was being serious.
<Achilles> this makes me think that the pastebin was leaked to the RoA
<Orpheus> did he pull the online vigilante schtick?
<Achilles> yes?
<Achilles> how do you know about that
<Orpheus> lmao he used to joke about that all the time back in the day
<Aphrodite> hot take: what if the Ring of Anubis is actually behind the threats?
<Achilles> oh my god
<Orpheus> really?
<Theseus> huh. you might be onto something.
<Aphrodite> i mean, the Shakespeareans have been inactive for years, but we had drama dealing with the Ring just last year
<Orpheus> riiight.
<Orpheus> what if the Ring and the Shakespeareans teamed up??
<Orpheus> what if its actually Zeus pranking us????
<Zeus> I don’t think so.
<Achilles> i banned him again and confronted him in PM, he says someone called him here to help, but i don’t think he was being serious.
<Achilles> this makes me think that the pastebin was leaked to the RoA
<Orpheus> did he pull the online vigilante schtick?
<Achilles> yes?
<Achilles> how do you know about that
<Orpheus> lmao he used to joke about that all the time back in the day
<Aphrodite> hot take: what if the Ring of Anubis is actually behind the threats?
<Achilles> oh my god
<Orpheus> really?
<Theseus> huh. you might be onto something.
<Aphrodite> i mean, the Shakespeareans have been inactive for years, but we had drama dealing with the Ring just last year
<Orpheus> riiight.
<Orpheus> what if the Ring and the Shakespeareans teamed up??
<Orpheus> what if its actually Zeus pranking us????
<Zeus> I don’t think so.
PM between Hermes and Prometheus, 9/19/2019: show
<Hermes> hey weeb
<Hermes> overwatch tonight?
<Prometheus> Dunno
<Prometheus> I’m not really feeling up to it today
<Hermes> come on, Theseus and I are waiting
<Hermes> what’s up then?
<Prometheus> Okay, well
<Prometheus> In your opinion, has Orpheus been acting weird lately?
<Hermes> not really, why?
<Prometheus> Oh. It’s probably nothing then
<Hermes> ??
<Hermes> overwatch tonight?
<Prometheus> Dunno
<Prometheus> I’m not really feeling up to it today
<Hermes> come on, Theseus and I are waiting
<Hermes> what’s up then?
<Prometheus> Okay, well
<Prometheus> In your opinion, has Orpheus been acting weird lately?
<Hermes> not really, why?
<Prometheus> Oh. It’s probably nothing then
<Hermes> ??
PM between Orpheus and Zeus, 9/20/2019: show
<Orpheus> i think theseus might be the leaker.
<Zeus> How so?
<Orpheus> remember how he acted when you confronted us?
<Orpheus> he instantly pointed fingers at aphrodite
<Orpheus> and when aphrodite said that it might be RoA, he instantly agreed
<Orpheus> what do you think
<Orpheus> ?
<Orpheus> zeus?
<Orpheus> dont go online on me buddy
<Orpheus> *offline
<Zeus> You want to know what I think?
<Zeus> I think it’s suspicious that Hades shows up in the main chat with knowledge that only the staff is supposed to have.
<Orpheus> …
<Zeus> I know you two used to be buddies back in the day. In fact, more than just buddies.
<Orpheus> are you seriously suggesting what i think you are suggesting
<Orpheus> becaue you better not be
<Zeus> Convince me otherwise then.
<Orpheus> you really think i care about the drama in this godforsaken community so much that i would leak staff logs?
<Zeus> Is that how you think about your moderator status?
<Orpheus> i
<Orpheus> what
<Zeus> Remember the talk we had before I promoted you?
<Orpheus> i do.
<Zeus> Well. Don’t disappoint me then.
<Orpheus> you really think i cant keep secrets?
<Zeus> I think you have a tendency to slip up. Especially when it comes to your friends.
<Orpheus> yeah? well ive kept the secret youre so afraid of everyone knowing for years now
<Zeus> I’m not gay.
<Orpheus> convince me otherwise then.
<Zeus> How so?
<Orpheus> remember how he acted when you confronted us?
<Orpheus> he instantly pointed fingers at aphrodite
<Orpheus> and when aphrodite said that it might be RoA, he instantly agreed
<Orpheus> what do you think
<Orpheus> ?
<Orpheus> zeus?
<Orpheus> dont go online on me buddy
<Orpheus> *offline
<Zeus> You want to know what I think?
<Zeus> I think it’s suspicious that Hades shows up in the main chat with knowledge that only the staff is supposed to have.
<Orpheus> …
<Zeus> I know you two used to be buddies back in the day. In fact, more than just buddies.
<Orpheus> are you seriously suggesting what i think you are suggesting
<Orpheus> becaue you better not be
<Zeus> Convince me otherwise then.
<Orpheus> you really think i care about the drama in this godforsaken community so much that i would leak staff logs?
<Zeus> Is that how you think about your moderator status?
<Orpheus> i
<Orpheus> what
<Zeus> Remember the talk we had before I promoted you?
<Orpheus> i do.
<Zeus> Well. Don’t disappoint me then.
<Orpheus> you really think i cant keep secrets?
<Zeus> I think you have a tendency to slip up. Especially when it comes to your friends.
<Orpheus> yeah? well ive kept the secret youre so afraid of everyone knowing for years now
<Zeus> I’m not gay.
<Orpheus> convince me otherwise then.
Chapter 2
As I've said, I had my eyes and ears everywhere. People trusted me, so I eventually found out some things I wasn't supposed to know. And yet I kept quiet. Mostly. Anyways, a few days later there was a new attack and more information from the staff chat became public.
Public Chat, 9/26/2019: show
<Achilles> Hey guys, this is kind of an announcement. There has been a lot of hate-mongering the past few days over rumors regarding certain events in the staff channel. I’d like to remind everyone that we as the staff have only the best for the community in mind. I’ve known Orpheus for a few years now. I know he has done regrettable things in the past, but since he joined the staff, he has been nothing but an exemplary member. I wholeheartedly believe him when he says that he didn’t leak logs from the staff channel. Please back off, everyone. Stop singling people out without solid evidence. Also this is a staff matter, so no reason for the community to get involved anyways. Also please don’t listen to the Ring of Anubis. They don’t have your best interest in mind, despite what they say. This has been a PSA.
Public Chat, 9/25/2019: show
<XxaepytusxX> THE END IS COMING
<tHeOnoE> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<perimede99> what the fuck
<-orion-> 10 spambots at once??????
<XxaepytusxX> THE END. IS. COMING.
<Satanael> lol
<-orion-> gotta be a new record or something
<oxxxylus> who pinged ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
<Satanael> you guys think the spamming is bad?
<meda> wtf
<lycaste00> STOP PINGING ME
<Satanael> wait until you hear the really bad news
<meda> what happened
<Satanael> the bots on the forums also grab all your personal information
<tHeOnoE> uhm
<tHeOnoE> wat
<Satanael> get ready for all your emails and passwords to be leaked
<meda> WTF
<Hermes> @Satanael how the fuck did you find out about that
<-orion-> wait so he’s telling the truth????????
<Hermes> fuck
<Satanael> :)
<meda> they WHAT
<oxxxylus> wtf bros
<XxaepytusxX> oh my god we’re going to die
<tHeOnoE> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<perimede99> what the fuck
<-orion-> 10 spambots at once??????
<XxaepytusxX> THE END. IS. COMING.
<Satanael> lol
<-orion-> gotta be a new record or something
<oxxxylus> who pinged ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
<Satanael> you guys think the spamming is bad?
<meda> wtf
<lycaste00> STOP PINGING ME
<Satanael> wait until you hear the really bad news
<meda> what happened
<Satanael> the bots on the forums also grab all your personal information
<tHeOnoE> uhm
<tHeOnoE> wat
<Satanael> get ready for all your emails and passwords to be leaked
<meda> WTF
<Hermes> @Satanael how the fuck did you find out about that
<-orion-> wait so he’s telling the truth????????
<Hermes> fuck
<Satanael> :)
<meda> they WHAT
<oxxxylus> wtf bros
<XxaepytusxX> oh my god we’re going to die
Staff Chat, 9/25/2019: show
<Hermes> so i may have just accidentally confirmed the user information leak to the public
<Hermes> @Zeus i’m really sorry :/
<Zeus> It’s okay. At least you’re owning up to it. Unlike a certain someone here.
<Demeter> so is it confirmed at this point that it’s the shakespeareans?
<Zeus> It doesn’t matter if it’s the Ring or the Shakespeareans. Neither can be trusted.
<Theseus> right, about that.
<Theseus> do we really think that the Shakespeareans are behind this?
<Orpheus> uhm. yes?
<Theseus> i mean, do we really think the Shakespeareans are this dumb?
<Theseus> they were already caught last time, so why would they do it again?
<Orpheus> are you really this stupid
<Orpheus> @Zeus remember our little talk the other day? :)
<Zeus> That’s enough, Orpheus.
<Orpheus> im just sayiiiiin
<Theseus> lmao you know that at this point everyone thinks you’re the leaker, right orpheus?
<Orpheus> no, i hardly noticed over all the death threats in my inbox, thanks for pointing that out!
<Hermes> @Zeus i’m really sorry :/
<Zeus> It’s okay. At least you’re owning up to it. Unlike a certain someone here.
<Demeter> so is it confirmed at this point that it’s the shakespeareans?
<Zeus> It doesn’t matter if it’s the Ring or the Shakespeareans. Neither can be trusted.
<Theseus> right, about that.
<Theseus> do we really think that the Shakespeareans are behind this?
<Orpheus> uhm. yes?
<Theseus> i mean, do we really think the Shakespeareans are this dumb?
<Theseus> they were already caught last time, so why would they do it again?
<Orpheus> are you really this stupid
<Orpheus> @Zeus remember our little talk the other day? :)
<Zeus> That’s enough, Orpheus.
<Orpheus> im just sayiiiiin
<Theseus> lmao you know that at this point everyone thinks you’re the leaker, right orpheus?
<Orpheus> no, i hardly noticed over all the death threats in my inbox, thanks for pointing that out!
PM between Achilles and Orpheus, 9/25/2019: show
<Orpheus> does everyone really think im the leaker?
<Achilles> it would appear so :/
<Orpheus> typical
<Orpheus> me: oh hey i wanna be a moderator, that’ll be fun!
me: *finally becomes mod*
me: *gets death threats over something i didn’t do*
me: guess i’ll die :))
<Achilles> i know it doesn’t mean much, but i believe you that you’re not the leaker
<Orpheus> im glad
<Orpheus> <3
<Orpheus> so girl talk
<Orpheus> who do you think it is?
<Achilles> g-girl talk??
<Achilles> oh
<Achilles> hmmm
<Achilles> i know you won’t like hearing that but i think it might be aphrodite
<Orpheus> :/
<Achilles> i’ve had suspicions since the Nimue thing happened
<Orpheus> i think i get what you mean
<Orpheus> yeah i guess
<Orpheus> i hate to admit it but you’re right
<Orpheus> *you might be right
<Orpheus> slip of the tongue.
<Achilles> …
<Achilles> is there something i should know?
<Orpheus> nop :))
<Achilles> okay.
<Achilles> it would appear so :/
<Orpheus> typical
<Orpheus> me: oh hey i wanna be a moderator, that’ll be fun!
me: *finally becomes mod*
me: *gets death threats over something i didn’t do*
me: guess i’ll die :))
<Achilles> i know it doesn’t mean much, but i believe you that you’re not the leaker
<Orpheus> im glad
<Orpheus> <3
<Orpheus> so girl talk
<Orpheus> who do you think it is?
<Achilles> g-girl talk??
<Achilles> oh
<Achilles> hmmm
<Achilles> i know you won’t like hearing that but i think it might be aphrodite
<Orpheus> :/
<Achilles> i’ve had suspicions since the Nimue thing happened
<Orpheus> i think i get what you mean
<Orpheus> yeah i guess
<Orpheus> i hate to admit it but you’re right
<Orpheus> *you might be right
<Orpheus> slip of the tongue.
<Achilles> …
<Achilles> is there something i should know?
<Orpheus> nop :))
<Achilles> okay.
Public Chat, 9/25/2019: show
<Hades>
<Hades> Well, well, well.
<Achilles> didn’t i just ban you the other day
<Hades> So it looks like turning down my help wasn’t the best decision, doesn’t it?
<Achilles> what do you want
<Hades> I’m being a merciful god, so I will offer my help once more.
<Hades> I have a few words of advice.
<oxxxylus> who is that
<Achilles> don’t mind him.
<Hades> @Persephone You’re still in this chat, I see
<Persephone> i am indeed <3
<Hades> Give me some music, Persy.
<Persephone> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wdI5EsdDIo
<tHeOnoE> wat
<Hades> Oh
<Hades> No, honey, the other one.
<Persephone> oh, my bad
<Persephone> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs
<Hades> Aherm.
<Hades> Users of DorfKirch.
<Hades> I am aware that you are all in a very, very dark place right now.
<Hades> But rejoice, for I, Hades, am here to deliver a message of joy.
<tHeOnoE> uh
<Hades> The community is currently under attack from a bunch of evil hackers who have a grudge specific to this community.
<Hades> So you may ask yourselves, how do we stop them?
<Hades> To answer that question, let me quote what a wise man once said.
<Hades> <Hades> When the going gets tough, that means you got to get out.
<Hades> That is right, my friends. I have set up a new chat and forum for us to escape to.
<Hades> https://discord.gg/2a8h5s
<Achilles> hold on right there
<Achilles> you’re suggesting we just abandon this community?
<Achilles> and you really think people are gonna fall for that?
<meda> i mean he does have a point
<meda> they have no reason to attack his chat
<meda> also the staff here sucks
<tHeOnoE> uh
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<Achilles> this can’t be happening
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<Hades> Oh but it is.
<XxaepytusxX> sorry guys, but he’s right :/
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<Hades> Unlike you, I can provide a place where the staff is honest and open with their users. You have been out-done. Give up.
<Achilles> can you stop talking like a disney villain, you’re seriously pissing me off
<Hades> My apologies. : )
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<Zeus> What’s going on.
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<Zeus> Oh my god.
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<Hades> Well, well, well.
<Achilles> didn’t i just ban you the other day
<Hades> So it looks like turning down my help wasn’t the best decision, doesn’t it?
<Achilles> what do you want
<Hades> I’m being a merciful god, so I will offer my help once more.
<Hades> I have a few words of advice.
<oxxxylus> who is that
<Achilles> don’t mind him.
<Hades> @Persephone You’re still in this chat, I see
<Persephone> i am indeed <3
<Hades> Give me some music, Persy.
<Persephone> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wdI5EsdDIo
<tHeOnoE> wat
<Hades> Oh
<Hades> No, honey, the other one.
<Persephone> oh, my bad
<Persephone> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs
<Hades> Aherm.
<Hades> Users of DorfKirch.
<Hades> I am aware that you are all in a very, very dark place right now.
<Hades> But rejoice, for I, Hades, am here to deliver a message of joy.
<tHeOnoE> uh
<Hades> The community is currently under attack from a bunch of evil hackers who have a grudge specific to this community.
<Hades> So you may ask yourselves, how do we stop them?
<Hades> To answer that question, let me quote what a wise man once said.
<Hades> <Hades> When the going gets tough, that means you got to get out.
<Hades> That is right, my friends. I have set up a new chat and forum for us to escape to.
<Hades> https://discord.gg/2a8h5s
<Achilles> hold on right there
<Achilles> you’re suggesting we just abandon this community?
<Achilles> and you really think people are gonna fall for that?
<meda> i mean he does have a point
<meda> they have no reason to attack his chat
<meda> also the staff here sucks
<tHeOnoE> uh
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<Achilles> this can’t be happening
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<Hades> Oh but it is.
<XxaepytusxX> sorry guys, but he’s right :/
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<Hades> Unlike you, I can provide a place where the staff is honest and open with their users. You have been out-done. Give up.
<Achilles> can you stop talking like a disney villain, you’re seriously pissing me off
<Hades> My apologies. : )
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<Zeus> What’s going on.
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<Zeus> Oh my god.
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Shakespeareans Chat, 9/25/2019: show
<Ophelia> LMAO LOOK AT THESE IDIOTS
<Macbeth> serves em right
<Macbeth> that’s what they get for not paying up
<Ophelia> @Mercutio you left too?
<Mercutio> don’t worry, i still have like three alts there lmao
<Ophelia> oh
<Macbeth> imagine if all the real members left and only the alts were left
<Macbeth> wait that sounds weird if i say left twice
<Ophelia> that’s why you think before you type :)
<Mercutio> so who is this Hades guy anyways
<Macbeth> if i only knew lol
<Macbeth> i think he’s friends with satanael and loki
<Ophelia> yeah Orpheus mentioned him the other day
<Macbeth> Orpheus?
<Macbeth> are you talking to him?
<Ophelia> yeah for some time now lol
<Ophelia> we didn’t talk for like half a year so i randomly shot him a message the other week
<Macbeth> how is he?
<Ophelia> he’s fine, he’s fine
<Ophelia> graduated college recently i believe
<Mercutio> maaan, Orpheus and i used to be friends all the way back
<Ophelia> so anyways Hades is part of of the Ring of Anubis
<Macbeth> and anubis isn’t…?
<Ophelia> i don’t think so, i think he had a falling-out with Loki and Satanael
<Macbeth> i mean, that’s one retard less to deal with, amirite
<Mercutio> whatever you say, chap
<Macbeth> serves em right
<Macbeth> that’s what they get for not paying up
<Ophelia> @Mercutio you left too?
<Mercutio> don’t worry, i still have like three alts there lmao
<Ophelia> oh
<Macbeth> imagine if all the real members left and only the alts were left
<Macbeth> wait that sounds weird if i say left twice
<Ophelia> that’s why you think before you type :)
<Mercutio> so who is this Hades guy anyways
<Macbeth> if i only knew lol
<Macbeth> i think he’s friends with satanael and loki
<Ophelia> yeah Orpheus mentioned him the other day
<Macbeth> Orpheus?
<Macbeth> are you talking to him?
<Ophelia> yeah for some time now lol
<Ophelia> we didn’t talk for like half a year so i randomly shot him a message the other week
<Macbeth> how is he?
<Ophelia> he’s fine, he’s fine
<Ophelia> graduated college recently i believe
<Mercutio> maaan, Orpheus and i used to be friends all the way back
<Ophelia> so anyways Hades is part of of the Ring of Anubis
<Macbeth> and anubis isn’t…?
<Ophelia> i don’t think so, i think he had a falling-out with Loki and Satanael
<Macbeth> i mean, that’s one retard less to deal with, amirite
<Mercutio> whatever you say, chap
PM between Achilles and Merlin, 9/26/2019: show
<Achilles> so have you made up your mind about joining our smash group?
<Merlin> uh
<Merlin> didn’t i already say i wouldn’t join
<Achilles> no?
<Achilles> when did you decide that?
<Merlin> as soon as you said that Lancelot was part of it
<Achilles> … really
<Merlin> yes
<Achilles> but Hermes and Orpheus are there too??
<Achilles> you like them, don’t you?
<Merlin> but i also dislike Lancelot
<Achilles> couldn’t you put your differences aside?
<Achilles> for smash bros? c:
<Merlin> no
<Achilles> you’re frustrating
<Merlin> what else is new
<Achilles> god
<Achilles> will you grow up please
<Achilles> oh yeah just ignore me, real mature
<Achilles> do you even remember why you blocked Lancelot and Aphrodite?
<Merlin> no, i’m trying to forget everything about them
<Achilles> you
<Achilles> why
<Achilles> nnnhgghehegjewhs
<Merlin> anyways check out this picture of my cat i took today
<Merlin> uh
<Merlin> didn’t i already say i wouldn’t join
<Achilles> no?
<Achilles> when did you decide that?
<Merlin> as soon as you said that Lancelot was part of it
<Achilles> … really
<Merlin> yes
<Achilles> but Hermes and Orpheus are there too??
<Achilles> you like them, don’t you?
<Merlin> but i also dislike Lancelot
<Achilles> couldn’t you put your differences aside?
<Achilles> for smash bros? c:
<Merlin> no
<Achilles> you’re frustrating
<Merlin> what else is new
<Achilles> god
<Achilles> will you grow up please
<Achilles> oh yeah just ignore me, real mature
<Achilles> do you even remember why you blocked Lancelot and Aphrodite?
<Merlin> no, i’m trying to forget everything about them
<Achilles> you
<Achilles> why
<Achilles> nnnhgghehegjewhs
<Merlin> anyways check out this picture of my cat i took today
PM between Aphrodite and Lancelot, 9/26/2019: show
<Aphrodite> hey
<Aphrodite> haven’t talked in a while, huh?
<Aphrodite> …
<Aphrodite> are you mad at me?
<Aphrodite> so i assume you heard about all the bullshit people spread about me behind my back.
<Aphrodite> if i did something to upset you, i’m sorry.
<Lancelot> look
<Aphrodite> ?
<Lancelot> you’re an okay person
<Lancelot> i don’t have anything against you personally
<Lancelot> but as a rule of thumb, i distrust everyone who gets wrapped up in that kind of drama.
<Aphrodite> that’s understandable
<Aphrodite> thank you.
<Aphrodite> is there something i can do to make you feel differently about me?
<Lancelot> probably not.
<Aphrodite> alright.
<Aphrodite> you know, i think it would do us well to be on friendly terms at least though
<Lancelot> and why is that?
<Aphrodite> well for one, Merlin hates both of us
<Lancelot> … i suppose.
<Aphrodite> haven’t talked in a while, huh?
<Aphrodite> …
<Aphrodite> are you mad at me?
<Aphrodite> so i assume you heard about all the bullshit people spread about me behind my back.
<Aphrodite> if i did something to upset you, i’m sorry.
<Lancelot> look
<Aphrodite> ?
<Lancelot> you’re an okay person
<Lancelot> i don’t have anything against you personally
<Lancelot> but as a rule of thumb, i distrust everyone who gets wrapped up in that kind of drama.
<Aphrodite> that’s understandable
<Aphrodite> thank you.
<Aphrodite> is there something i can do to make you feel differently about me?
<Lancelot> probably not.
<Aphrodite> alright.
<Aphrodite> you know, i think it would do us well to be on friendly terms at least though
<Lancelot> and why is that?
<Aphrodite> well for one, Merlin hates both of us
<Lancelot> … i suppose.
PM between Hades and Orpheus, 9/28/2019: show
<Hades> Are they still being retards to you?
<Orpheus> yeah
<Orpheus> but lets not talk about that right now
<Orpheus> heard enough about it for the past few days
<Orpheus> whats up?
<Hades> Well
<Hades> There are some news.
<Orpheus> oh?
<Hades> I proposed to Persephone.
<Orpheus> HOLY SHIT
<Orpheus> congrats!!!!
<Hades> Thank you kindly : )
<Orpheus> when/where did you do it?
<Hades> This afternoon after we had lunch together.
<Hades> I kind’ve considered going all public on her
<Hades> But she probably would’ve thrown a table at me
<Orpheus> yeah, public proposals are awful, don’t put someone through that
<Hades> That’s what I was thinking as well
<Orpheus> so what, she doesn’t even have to defeat me and your other evil exes before marrying you?
<Hades> If you’re quick you can kill her before the Bachelorette party.
<Orpheus> yeah
<Orpheus> but lets not talk about that right now
<Orpheus> heard enough about it for the past few days
<Orpheus> whats up?
<Hades> Well
<Hades> There are some news.
<Orpheus> oh?
<Hades> I proposed to Persephone.
<Orpheus> HOLY SHIT
<Orpheus> congrats!!!!
<Hades> Thank you kindly : )
<Orpheus> when/where did you do it?
<Hades> This afternoon after we had lunch together.
<Hades> I kind’ve considered going all public on her
<Hades> But she probably would’ve thrown a table at me
<Orpheus> yeah, public proposals are awful, don’t put someone through that
<Hades> That’s what I was thinking as well
<Orpheus> so what, she doesn’t even have to defeat me and your other evil exes before marrying you?
<Hades> If you’re quick you can kill her before the Bachelorette party.
PM between Achilles and Prometheus, 9/28/2019: show
<Achilles> and that’s why i still haven’t asked her on a date
<Prometheus> Aww
<Prometheus> You’ll get her eventually
<Prometheus> ;)
<Achilles> yeah
<Achilles> So.
<Prometheus> So?
<Achilles> let’s have some girl talk.
<Prometheus> Oh I LOVE girl talk!!
<Achilles> who do you think the leaker is?
<Prometheus> Oh
<Prometheus> Hm
<Prometheus> I can’t really say
<Prometheus> I’m still new to this admin stuff, so I don’t want to point fingers
<Achilles> yeah i get you
<Prometheus> Okay
<Prometheus> Can you keep a secret?
<Achilles> sure
<Achilles> what is it?
<Prometheus> I kind of leaked stuff to someone before
<Achilles> you did?
<Prometheus> Yeah
<Prometheus> Not my proudest moment
<Achilles> well
<Achilles> what can i say
<Achilles> me too
<Prometheus> Yeah?
<Achilles> yeah
<Prometheus> Phew
<Prometheus> You know, I was kind of worried about someone finding out
<Prometheus> But I’m glad to know I’m not the only one :)
<Achilles> yeah me too
<Achilles> so who did you leak something to?
<Prometheus> Oh
<Achilles> it’s okay, you don’t have to say
<Prometheus> No, no, it’s fine
<Prometheus> But only if you tell me who you leaked to
<Prometheus> Between staff buddies ;)
<Achilles> yeah, sure!
<Prometheus> Aww
<Prometheus> You’ll get her eventually
<Prometheus> ;)
<Achilles> yeah
<Achilles> So.
<Prometheus> So?
<Achilles> let’s have some girl talk.
<Prometheus> Oh I LOVE girl talk!!
<Achilles> who do you think the leaker is?
<Prometheus> Oh
<Prometheus> Hm
<Prometheus> I can’t really say
<Prometheus> I’m still new to this admin stuff, so I don’t want to point fingers
<Achilles> yeah i get you
<Prometheus> Okay
<Prometheus> Can you keep a secret?
<Achilles> sure
<Achilles> what is it?
<Prometheus> I kind of leaked stuff to someone before
<Achilles> you did?
<Prometheus> Yeah
<Prometheus> Not my proudest moment
<Achilles> well
<Achilles> what can i say
<Achilles> me too
<Prometheus> Yeah?
<Achilles> yeah
<Prometheus> Phew
<Prometheus> You know, I was kind of worried about someone finding out
<Prometheus> But I’m glad to know I’m not the only one :)
<Achilles> yeah me too
<Achilles> so who did you leak something to?
<Prometheus> Oh
<Achilles> it’s okay, you don’t have to say
<Prometheus> No, no, it’s fine
<Prometheus> But only if you tell me who you leaked to
<Prometheus> Between staff buddies ;)
<Achilles> yeah, sure!
PM between Hel and Orpheus, 9/29/2019: show
<Orpheus> so yeah, ophelia says that macbeth hasnt really been up to anything suspicious
<Hel> has he though.
<Orpheus> i mean probably not. ophelia wouldn’t lie to me.
<Hel> what if youre lying to me though? :thinking:
<Orpheus> you know i couldnt if i tried <3
<Hel> <3
<Orpheus> something else ophelia mentioned though
<Orpheus> theseus has been hanging with the shakespeareans.
<Hel> shocker.
<Orpheus> huh?
<Hel> i mean it’s kind of obvious, isn’t it?
<Orpheus> not to the staff though
<Hel> i guess
<Hel> so are you gonna tell them
<Orpheus> tell whom what?
<Hel> that theseus has been hanging with macbeth???
<Hel> like, he can’t keep getting away with that shit
<Orpheus> i mean i guess
<Orpheus> but i cant really
<Orpheus> i would have to tell them that ive been talking to Ophelia and that would make me seem hypocritical
<Hel> what if he’s the leaker though?
<Orpheus> but then they would know there’s two leakers
<Orpheus> and they would eventually figure out that the person leaking to the Ring is a different person than the one leaking stuff to the Shakespeareans
<Hel> so what?
<Orpheus> i could get in trouble for withholding all that information for so long.
<Hel> but you never leaked anything to us, that was Aphrodite
<Orpheus> im not gonna expose her. might as well throw out there how Achilles and Prometheus have been leaking stuff to me before i became a mod and how Zeus is gay, right??
<Hel> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
<Orpheus> youre not really helping lmfao
<Hel> has he though.
<Orpheus> i mean probably not. ophelia wouldn’t lie to me.
<Hel> what if youre lying to me though? :thinking:
<Orpheus> you know i couldnt if i tried <3
<Hel> <3
<Orpheus> something else ophelia mentioned though
<Orpheus> theseus has been hanging with the shakespeareans.
<Hel> shocker.
<Orpheus> huh?
<Hel> i mean it’s kind of obvious, isn’t it?
<Orpheus> not to the staff though
<Hel> i guess
<Hel> so are you gonna tell them
<Orpheus> tell whom what?
<Hel> that theseus has been hanging with macbeth???
<Hel> like, he can’t keep getting away with that shit
<Orpheus> i mean i guess
<Orpheus> but i cant really
<Orpheus> i would have to tell them that ive been talking to Ophelia and that would make me seem hypocritical
<Hel> what if he’s the leaker though?
<Orpheus> but then they would know there’s two leakers
<Orpheus> and they would eventually figure out that the person leaking to the Ring is a different person than the one leaking stuff to the Shakespeareans
<Hel> so what?
<Orpheus> i could get in trouble for withholding all that information for so long.
<Hel> but you never leaked anything to us, that was Aphrodite
<Orpheus> im not gonna expose her. might as well throw out there how Achilles and Prometheus have been leaking stuff to me before i became a mod and how Zeus is gay, right??
<Hel> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
<Orpheus> youre not really helping lmfao
There was a lot on my mind around that time. Friends asked me why I was acting so weird. But see for yourself.
PM between Prometheus and Orpheus, 10/4/2019: show
<Orpheus> im gonna do it
<Prometheus> Do what?
<Orpheus> gonna do it tomorrow
<Prometheus> ???
<Prometheus> Do what?
<Orpheus> gonna do it tomorrow
<Prometheus> ???
Ring of Anubis Chat, 9/17/2019: show
<Hades> So are we going to do this or not?
<Loki> uhm
<Loki> no?
<Loki> im not gonna help these retards
<Loki> they banned me
<Loki> lmao
<Satanael> i don’t really see the point
<Hades> Wrong answer, buddy
<Satanael> what would we gain from helping them?
<Loki> remember what happened the last time we let one of them hang out with us?
<Loki> all of them are snakes.
<Hel> you mean aphrodite?
<Loki> who else
<Hel> true
<Hel> yeah i agree with Loki
<Hel> they hate me anyways so i doubt they would accept my help if i tried lmao
<Satanael> lol
<Hades> Absolutely reprehensible.
<Hades> All of you.
<Hades> One little retarded kid has his heart set on us.
<Orpheus> im right here, you know.
<Hades> Apologies.
<Orpheus> apology accepted.
<Satanael> @Orpheus well?
<Orpheus> i mean if you dont want to i guess i have to bring out the big guns
<Orpheus> *ahem*
<Orpheus> uwu pwetty pwease???? *glomp*
<Hades> GEAUGH
<Loki> dont make me ban you
<Hel> that’s it, we have to help him.
<Satanael> you’re in luck, buddy
<Satanael> i may have an idea
<Hades> oh?
<Satanael> let’s help the people of dorfkirch :)
<Satanael> @Hades pm
<Loki> uhm
<Loki> no?
<Loki> im not gonna help these retards
<Loki> they banned me
<Loki> lmao
<Satanael> i don’t really see the point
<Hades> Wrong answer, buddy
<Satanael> what would we gain from helping them?
<Loki> remember what happened the last time we let one of them hang out with us?
<Loki> all of them are snakes.
<Hel> you mean aphrodite?
<Loki> who else
<Hel> true
<Hel> yeah i agree with Loki
<Hel> they hate me anyways so i doubt they would accept my help if i tried lmao
<Satanael> lol
<Hades> Absolutely reprehensible.
<Hades> All of you.
<Hades> One little retarded kid has his heart set on us.
<Orpheus> im right here, you know.
<Hades> Apologies.
<Orpheus> apology accepted.
<Satanael> @Orpheus well?
<Orpheus> i mean if you dont want to i guess i have to bring out the big guns
<Orpheus> *ahem*
<Orpheus> uwu pwetty pwease???? *glomp*
<Hades> GEAUGH
<Loki> dont make me ban you
<Hel> that’s it, we have to help him.
<Satanael> you’re in luck, buddy
<Satanael> i may have an idea
<Hades> oh?
<Satanael> let’s help the people of dorfkirch :)
<Satanael> @Hades pm
Arthurian Castle Chat, 9/30/2019: show
<Orpheus> @Merlin how come youre not a mod at dorfkirch if youre the head of arthurian rp xd
<Merlin> arthurian castle and dorfkirch are not affiliated
<Orpheus> they arent WHAT
<Merlin> i mean why would they be lol
<Orpheus> umm? arthurian only spawned from dorfkirch but okay
<Merlin> yeah and then we cut you off because now your place is full of kids xd
<Zeus> @Merlin Would you be interested in an affiliation though?
<Zeus> I think both communities could benefit from joined efforts.
<Orpheus> oooh
<Merlin> we’re not really interested in affiliating with DorfKirch
<Orpheus> wtf bro
<Zeus> What if we actually offered you a mod position? :)
<Zeus> If Arthurian became affiliated with DorfKirch, Nimue could also be unbanned.
<Merlin> i dont think nimue really cares about dorfkirch at this point lol
<Orpheus> boy howdy if you knew
<Merlin> anyways, we’re really not interested in an affiliation
<Merlin> nothing personal.
<Merlin> arthurian castle and dorfkirch are not affiliated
<Orpheus> they arent WHAT
<Merlin> i mean why would they be lol
<Orpheus> umm? arthurian only spawned from dorfkirch but okay
<Merlin> yeah and then we cut you off because now your place is full of kids xd
<Zeus> @Merlin Would you be interested in an affiliation though?
<Zeus> I think both communities could benefit from joined efforts.
<Orpheus> oooh
<Merlin> we’re not really interested in affiliating with DorfKirch
<Orpheus> wtf bro
<Zeus> What if we actually offered you a mod position? :)
<Zeus> If Arthurian became affiliated with DorfKirch, Nimue could also be unbanned.
<Merlin> i dont think nimue really cares about dorfkirch at this point lol
<Orpheus> boy howdy if you knew
<Merlin> anyways, we’re really not interested in an affiliation
<Merlin> nothing personal.
PM between Aphrodite and Orpheus, 9/17/2019: show
<Orpheus> when will people stop losing their minds over me allegedly leaking stuff
<Aphrodite> once the Shakespeareans hack the forums and ban everyone
<Orpheus> i cant wait
<Aphrodite> this is why i distanced myself from the Ring, you know
<Orpheus> i know, i know
<Aphrodite> and you should too
<Orpheus> i wish it were that easy
<Aphrodite> i mean you could just leave
<Orpheus> or i could not turn my back on my friends?
<Aphrodite> right.
<Orpheus> you know, i think they could be able to help with the shakespeareans
<Aphrodite> how
<Orpheus> that, i am still trying to figure out.
<Aphrodite> mmk
<Aphrodite> be careful though
<Aphrodite> i dont want you to be involved in something like the nimue incident
<Aphrodite> merlin and lancelot still hate me
<Orpheus> they shouldnt though
<Orpheus> you did it in the interest of the community
<Aphrodite> you’re telling me.
<Orpheus> and thats what im doing too
<Aphrodite> completely different context though.
<Orpheus> let that be my worry, okay?
<Aphrodite> just be careful :/
<Orpheus> i will.
<Aphrodite> once the Shakespeareans hack the forums and ban everyone
<Orpheus> i cant wait
<Aphrodite> this is why i distanced myself from the Ring, you know
<Orpheus> i know, i know
<Aphrodite> and you should too
<Orpheus> i wish it were that easy
<Aphrodite> i mean you could just leave
<Orpheus> or i could not turn my back on my friends?
<Aphrodite> right.
<Orpheus> you know, i think they could be able to help with the shakespeareans
<Aphrodite> how
<Orpheus> that, i am still trying to figure out.
<Aphrodite> mmk
<Aphrodite> be careful though
<Aphrodite> i dont want you to be involved in something like the nimue incident
<Aphrodite> merlin and lancelot still hate me
<Orpheus> they shouldnt though
<Orpheus> you did it in the interest of the community
<Aphrodite> you’re telling me.
<Orpheus> and thats what im doing too
<Aphrodite> completely different context though.
<Orpheus> let that be my worry, okay?
<Aphrodite> just be careful :/
<Orpheus> i will.
Public Chat, 9/30/2019: show
→ Set has joined the chat.
<Set> i require to speak to the Ring of Anubis
× Set has been banned from DorfKirch Public Chat. Ban reason: “anubis dupe”
<Set> i require to speak to the Ring of Anubis
× Set has been banned from DorfKirch Public Chat. Ban reason: “anubis dupe”
Ring of Anubis Chat, 9/30/2019: show
<Loki> who just banned anubis from dorfkirch
<Hel> idk
<Hel> wtf was that really him
<Loki> i swear to god if it was aphrodite im about ready to send the logs to the staff
<Satanael> @Orpheus who kicked Anubis?
<Orpheus> i dont know
<Satanael> couldn’t you check in the moderator logs?
<Orpheus> i suppose so
<Hel> idk
<Hel> wtf was that really him
<Loki> i swear to god if it was aphrodite im about ready to send the logs to the staff
<Satanael> @Orpheus who kicked Anubis?
<Orpheus> i dont know
<Satanael> couldn’t you check in the moderator logs?
<Orpheus> i suppose so
PM between Hel and Orpheus, 9/30/2019: show
<Orpheus> i checked the mod logs
<Orpheus> it really was aphrodite
<Hel> what an ass
<Orpheus> i cant tell the ring though
<Hel> why not
<Orpheus> if i say that it was aphrodite loki is gonna expose her to the staff
<Hel> lol do it
<Orpheus> no????
<Hel> for the banter
<Orpheus> why do i even talk to you
<Hel> <3
<Orpheus> it really was aphrodite
<Hel> what an ass
<Orpheus> i cant tell the ring though
<Hel> why not
<Orpheus> if i say that it was aphrodite loki is gonna expose her to the staff
<Hel> lol do it
<Orpheus> no????
<Hel> for the banter
<Orpheus> why do i even talk to you
<Hel> <3
PM between Orpheus and Theseus, 9/20/2019: show
<Orpheus> so i had a nice chat with ophelia the other day
<Orpheus> mentioned you guys still hang out together
<Orpheus> i asked if i could join, ophelia said id have to ask you
<Orpheus> soooo
<Theseus> no
<Orpheus> why?
<Orpheus> …
<Orpheus>
<Orpheus> you know
<Orpheus> i know that all the shakespeareans are in that chat
<Orpheus> and that they are behind the attacks
<Orpheus> and i know that you know
<Orpheus> so what if you didnt let me in and i told the staff that youre part of the shakespeareans now
<Theseus> what?
<Theseus> you’re gonna be like “hey guys, theseus is part of the shakespeareans, i knew from day one, i just didn’t bother telling you because i like my friends too much x”
<Orpheus> touché.
<Theseus>
<Orpheus> blocked.
<Theseus> lol
<Theseus> so anyways did you see what Getafix posted on miscplay earlier
<Orpheus> omg yeah lmao
<Orpheus> aaaawkward
<Orpheus> mentioned you guys still hang out together
<Orpheus> i asked if i could join, ophelia said id have to ask you
<Orpheus> soooo
<Theseus> no
<Orpheus> why?
<Orpheus> …
<Orpheus>
<Orpheus> you know
<Orpheus> i know that all the shakespeareans are in that chat
<Orpheus> and that they are behind the attacks
<Orpheus> and i know that you know
<Orpheus> so what if you didnt let me in and i told the staff that youre part of the shakespeareans now
<Theseus> what?
<Theseus> you’re gonna be like “hey guys, theseus is part of the shakespeareans, i knew from day one, i just didn’t bother telling you because i like my friends too much x”
<Orpheus> touché.
<Theseus>
<Orpheus> blocked.
<Theseus> lol
<Theseus> so anyways did you see what Getafix posted on miscplay earlier
<Orpheus> omg yeah lmao
<Orpheus> aaaawkward
PM between Orpheus and Prometheus, 10/1/2019: show
<Prometheus> Hey
<Orpheus> hey
<Prometheus> What’s up
<Orpheus> not much, wbu?
<Prometheus> nm either
<Prometheus> So I’ve kind of been meaning to talk to you for a while
<Orpheus> about what?
<Prometheus> I’ve noticed that you’ve been acting weirdly for a while now
<Orpheus> ..
<Prometheus> I just want to know if you’re okay
<Prometheus> Respond please?
<Orpheus> im okay.
<Orpheus> for the most part, anyways
<Prometheus> That’s good to hear
<Prometheus> Though I’m a bit concerned about “for the most part”
<Prometheus> You know you can tell me everything, right?
<Orpheus> i know
<Orpheus> its just
<Orpheus> ugh
<Orpheus> look.
<Prometheus> ?
<Orpheus> there are things
<Orpheus> that i cant tell you
<Orpheus> even if i wanted to.
<Prometheus> Oh.
<Orpheus> maybe one day when all of this has blown over
<Orpheus> but not now.
<Prometheus> Does this have to do with the leaks?
<Orpheus> i cant say anything
<Orpheus> id only drag you into this
<Orpheus> really, its for your own protection.
<Prometheus> That doesn’t really sound reassuring at all
<Orpheus> im sorry
<Orpheus> you know i am
<Orpheus> but really, i cant say anything
<Prometheus> Alright. You don’t have to.
<Orpheus> thanks
<Orpheus> well maybe
<Prometheus> Hm?
<Orpheus> there is one thing i can tell you about
<Orpheus> i kind of need to share this with someone actually lol
<Orpheus> hey
<Prometheus> What’s up
<Orpheus> not much, wbu?
<Prometheus> nm either
<Prometheus> So I’ve kind of been meaning to talk to you for a while
<Orpheus> about what?
<Prometheus> I’ve noticed that you’ve been acting weirdly for a while now
<Orpheus> ..
<Prometheus> I just want to know if you’re okay
<Prometheus> Respond please?
<Orpheus> im okay.
<Orpheus> for the most part, anyways
<Prometheus> That’s good to hear
<Prometheus> Though I’m a bit concerned about “for the most part”
<Prometheus> You know you can tell me everything, right?
<Orpheus> i know
<Orpheus> its just
<Orpheus> ugh
<Orpheus> look.
<Prometheus> ?
<Orpheus> there are things
<Orpheus> that i cant tell you
<Orpheus> even if i wanted to.
<Prometheus> Oh.
<Orpheus> maybe one day when all of this has blown over
<Orpheus> but not now.
<Prometheus> Does this have to do with the leaks?
<Orpheus> i cant say anything
<Orpheus> id only drag you into this
<Orpheus> really, its for your own protection.
<Prometheus> That doesn’t really sound reassuring at all
<Orpheus> im sorry
<Orpheus> you know i am
<Orpheus> but really, i cant say anything
<Prometheus> Alright. You don’t have to.
<Orpheus> thanks
<Orpheus> well maybe
<Prometheus> Hm?
<Orpheus> there is one thing i can tell you about
<Orpheus> i kind of need to share this with someone actually lol
PM between Merlin and Orpheus, 10/2/2019: show
<Orpheus> whats your opinion of zeus?
<Merlin> he’s a cool guy
<Merlin> why do you ask
<Orpheus> i was just wondering because you seemed so dismissive the other day lol
<Merlin> i said it’s nothing personal, didn’t i?
<Orpheus> i guess
<Orpheus> im just salty about you rejecting the idea of not affiliating with dorfkirch lol
<Merlin> as community leader i have to make what i think is the best decision for the community.
<Orpheus> gee i wonder what that is like.
<Merlin> lol
<Merlin> so knowing you, there is probably some other reason you asked
<Orpheus> just looking for a second opinion
<Merlin> yeah?
<Orpheus> :))))
<Merlin> what, you have a crush on him?
<Orpheus> i meaaaan
<Orpheus> doesnt matter i guess
<Orpheus> he hates me anyways
<Merlin> maybe you should apologize
<Orpheus> coming from you
<Merlin> hey just because i don’t forgive people doesn’t mean he won’t lol
<Orpheus> you are incorrigible.
<Merlin> i don’t know the meaning of the word.
<Merlin> he’s a cool guy
<Merlin> why do you ask
<Orpheus> i was just wondering because you seemed so dismissive the other day lol
<Merlin> i said it’s nothing personal, didn’t i?
<Orpheus> i guess
<Orpheus> im just salty about you rejecting the idea of not affiliating with dorfkirch lol
<Merlin> as community leader i have to make what i think is the best decision for the community.
<Orpheus> gee i wonder what that is like.
<Merlin> lol
<Merlin> so knowing you, there is probably some other reason you asked
<Orpheus> just looking for a second opinion
<Merlin> yeah?
<Orpheus> :))))
<Merlin> what, you have a crush on him?
<Orpheus> i meaaaan
<Orpheus> doesnt matter i guess
<Orpheus> he hates me anyways
<Merlin> maybe you should apologize
<Orpheus> coming from you
<Merlin> hey just because i don’t forgive people doesn’t mean he won’t lol
<Orpheus> you are incorrigible.
<Merlin> i don’t know the meaning of the word.
PM between Orpheus and Zeus, 9/20/2019: show
<Zeus> I think you have a tendency to slip up. Especially when it comes to your friends.
<Orpheus> yeah? well ive kept the secret youre so afraid of everyone knowing for years now
<Zeus> I’m not gay.
<Orpheus> convince me otherwise then.
<Zeus> How the fuck would I do that.
<Orpheus> look
<Orpheus> me, prometheus, nimue and getafix figured out that you were gay long ago
<Zeus> What makes you think that?
<Orpheus> four guys with major gaydar coming to the same conclusion independently hmmmmm
<Zeus> Don’t speculate on people’s sexuality.
<Orpheus> youre right, im sorry.
<Orpheus> ill back off
<Orpheus> but if you ever decide to come out, i have rights to say i called it, okay?
<Zeus> If you insist lol.
<Orpheus> yeah? well ive kept the secret youre so afraid of everyone knowing for years now
<Zeus> I’m not gay.
<Orpheus> convince me otherwise then.
<Zeus> How the fuck would I do that.
<Orpheus> look
<Orpheus> me, prometheus, nimue and getafix figured out that you were gay long ago
<Zeus> What makes you think that?
<Orpheus> four guys with major gaydar coming to the same conclusion independently hmmmmm
<Zeus> Don’t speculate on people’s sexuality.
<Orpheus> youre right, im sorry.
<Orpheus> ill back off
<Orpheus> but if you ever decide to come out, i have rights to say i called it, okay?
<Zeus> If you insist lol.
PM between Orpheus and Zeus, 10/3/2019: show
<Zeus> Achilles says you’re the one who got rid of all the spam bots. Is that true?
<Orpheus>
<Zeus> Lol.
<Orpheus> hey uhm
<Orpheus> i thought again about what i said the other week and
<Orpheus> i want to apologize
<Orpheus> i cant speak for the others but i realized that its awful to pry on people about their sexuality
<Orpheus> and even worse to force them out of the closet, especially when theyre not actually gay
<Zeus> Apology accepted.
<Orpheus> talking to you was really hard those past few days
<Orpheus> i thought you hated me
<Orpheus> not only because you thought i was the leaker but also because i keep being like this towards you
<Zeus> I don’t hate you.
<Orpheus> really?
<Zeus> Really.
<Zeus> Also.
<Zeus> I’ve been thinking as well.
<Orpheus> about?
<Zeus> I apologize for calling you a talebearer.
<Zeus> I was angry and in this time it’s hard to trust anyone, really.
<Orpheus> its understandable, really.
<Orpheus> no worries
<Zeus> I want you to know that I trust you.
<Zeus> So I’m going to let you in on a little secret.
<Orpheus> oh?
<Zeus> Well.
<Zeus> What can I say.
<Zeus> You were right.
<Orpheus> about what
<Zeus> I’m gay.
<Orpheus> oh
<Zeus> Yeah.
<Orpheus> give me a moment im like freaking out right now lmfao
<Zeus> It’s okay lol.
<Orpheus> so like, seriously??
<Zeus> Seriously.
<Orpheus> wow
<Orpheus> thats wild.
<Zeus> Indeed it is haha.
<Orpheus> oh while we’re at it
<Orpheus> have you been talking to merlin?
<Zeus> Sporadically.
<Orpheus> is he still reluctant?
<Zeus> Yes. Especially with the attacks going on and all that.
<Orpheus> right.
<Zeus> I’m not really sure myself either.
<Zeus> I mean if we really affiliated, I’d have to unban Nimue.
<Orpheus> oh god
<Orpheus> aphrodite would resign
<Zeus> Yeah, she would haha.
<Orpheus>
<Zeus> Lol.
<Orpheus> hey uhm
<Orpheus> i thought again about what i said the other week and
<Orpheus> i want to apologize
<Orpheus> i cant speak for the others but i realized that its awful to pry on people about their sexuality
<Orpheus> and even worse to force them out of the closet, especially when theyre not actually gay
<Zeus> Apology accepted.
<Orpheus> talking to you was really hard those past few days
<Orpheus> i thought you hated me
<Orpheus> not only because you thought i was the leaker but also because i keep being like this towards you
<Zeus> I don’t hate you.
<Orpheus> really?
<Zeus> Really.
<Zeus> Also.
<Zeus> I’ve been thinking as well.
<Orpheus> about?
<Zeus> I apologize for calling you a talebearer.
<Zeus> I was angry and in this time it’s hard to trust anyone, really.
<Orpheus> its understandable, really.
<Orpheus> no worries
<Zeus> I want you to know that I trust you.
<Zeus> So I’m going to let you in on a little secret.
<Orpheus> oh?
<Zeus> Well.
<Zeus> What can I say.
<Zeus> You were right.
<Orpheus> about what
<Zeus> I’m gay.
<Orpheus> oh
<Zeus> Yeah.
<Orpheus> give me a moment im like freaking out right now lmfao
<Zeus> It’s okay lol.
<Orpheus> so like, seriously??
<Zeus> Seriously.
<Orpheus> wow
<Orpheus> thats wild.
<Zeus> Indeed it is haha.
<Orpheus> oh while we’re at it
<Orpheus> have you been talking to merlin?
<Zeus> Sporadically.
<Orpheus> is he still reluctant?
<Zeus> Yes. Especially with the attacks going on and all that.
<Orpheus> right.
<Zeus> I’m not really sure myself either.
<Zeus> I mean if we really affiliated, I’d have to unban Nimue.
<Orpheus> oh god
<Orpheus> aphrodite would resign
<Zeus> Yeah, she would haha.
PM between Prometheus and Orpheus, 10/4/2019: show
<Orpheus> im gonna do it
<Prometheus> Do what?
<Orpheus> gonna do it tomorrow
<Prometheus> ???
<Orpheus> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUl2CF4SnmU
<Orpheus> ask him out.
<Prometheus> Do what?
<Orpheus> gonna do it tomorrow
<Prometheus> ???
<Orpheus> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUl2CF4SnmU
<Orpheus> ask him out.
The hardest part of acting clueless was carefully stepping around knowledge I wasn't supposed to have and at the same time drawing the suspicion from myself by manipulating others.
Staff Chat, 11/16/2019: show
<Prometheus> Hey guys, so I just had a lengthy talk with Getafix and basically he would like to be unbanned from the chat.
<Theseus>
<Prometheus> Why not? He says he’s really making an effort to change.
<Theseus> he also said that the last 70 times
<Prometheus> I feel like he really means it though this time :/
<Theseus> lol
<Prometheus> @Zeus ?
<Zeus> I’m with Theseus on this one, sorry.
<Prometheus> Come on guys ://
<Prometheus> I might have a proposal
<Prometheus> We unban him, but if he slips up again, he gets banned
<Prometheus> Forever.
<Theseus> if that’s what it takes to shut you up
<Zeus> Alright then. I will unban him in a few minutes after I grab lunch.
<Demeter> i think he deserves another chance.
<Theseus> you’re too good for this community
<Theseus> literally
<Theseus> also wtf bros will someone please get rid of those spambots
<Aphrodite> currently working on that
<Theseus>
<Prometheus> Why not? He says he’s really making an effort to change.
<Theseus> he also said that the last 70 times
<Prometheus> I feel like he really means it though this time :/
<Theseus> lol
<Prometheus> @Zeus ?
<Zeus> I’m with Theseus on this one, sorry.
<Prometheus> Come on guys ://
<Prometheus> I might have a proposal
<Prometheus> We unban him, but if he slips up again, he gets banned
<Prometheus> Forever.
<Theseus> if that’s what it takes to shut you up
<Zeus> Alright then. I will unban him in a few minutes after I grab lunch.
<Demeter> i think he deserves another chance.
<Theseus> you’re too good for this community
<Theseus> literally
<Theseus> also wtf bros will someone please get rid of those spambots
<Aphrodite> currently working on that
PM between Achilles and Zeus, 11/16/2019: show
<Achilles> hey there bud
<Zeus> Hey, what’s up.
<Achilles> i’m doing fine, what about you?
<Zeus> I’m currently setting up the new forum software with Prometheus. We are tightening our security, as to hopefully keep the spam attacks to a minimum.
<Achilles> oooh i see
<Achilles> but that’s not the only news, is it? :))
<Zeus> So you heard.
<Zeus> Yeah, it’s true. Orpheus and I are kind of a thing now. :)
<Zeus> Though I’ll have to ask you to keep that between us three, alright?
<Zeus> I’m not exactly ready to out myself on a large scale yet.
<Achilles> of course!
<Achilles> soo orpheus mentioned that you two went on a date??
<Zeus> Yeah, turns out we only live like a two hour drive apart.
<Achilles> that’s crazy
<Achilles> you know, orpheus is kind of my best friend online, but i’ve never even seen him
<Zeus> He is kind of protective of his privacy, but so am I.
<Zeus> Doesn’t mean he has to hide his face though, if you get me. ;)
<Achilles> awww do you think he’s cute???
<Zeus> Very.
<Zeus> Unfortunately he’s visiting his grandparents upstate for the weekend though, so we’ll have to wait until next week to meet each other again.
<Achilles> oh that’s why he’s been offline all day. yeah he mentioned that
<Achilles> he also mentioned something else lol
<Achilles> so i didn’t know you used to be more active on Arthurian when it was first founded
<Achilles> and what people used to call you there back then
<Zeus> OH MY GOD
<Zeus> DO NOT TELL ANYONE ABOUT THAT.
<Achilles> daddy zeus.
<Zeus> I swear to god I will ban you if you tell anyone on DorfKirch lmao.
<Achilles> i mean it makes sense, seeing as zeus is the father of the gods
<Achilles> but still.
<Zeus> Don’t ever tell anyone.
<Zeus> Please. D:
<Zeus> Hey, what’s up.
<Achilles> i’m doing fine, what about you?
<Zeus> I’m currently setting up the new forum software with Prometheus. We are tightening our security, as to hopefully keep the spam attacks to a minimum.
<Achilles> oooh i see
<Achilles> but that’s not the only news, is it? :))
<Zeus> So you heard.
<Zeus> Yeah, it’s true. Orpheus and I are kind of a thing now. :)
<Zeus> Though I’ll have to ask you to keep that between us three, alright?
<Zeus> I’m not exactly ready to out myself on a large scale yet.
<Achilles> of course!
<Achilles> soo orpheus mentioned that you two went on a date??
<Zeus> Yeah, turns out we only live like a two hour drive apart.
<Achilles> that’s crazy
<Achilles> you know, orpheus is kind of my best friend online, but i’ve never even seen him
<Zeus> He is kind of protective of his privacy, but so am I.
<Zeus> Doesn’t mean he has to hide his face though, if you get me. ;)
<Achilles> awww do you think he’s cute???
<Zeus> Very.
<Zeus> Unfortunately he’s visiting his grandparents upstate for the weekend though, so we’ll have to wait until next week to meet each other again.
<Achilles> oh that’s why he’s been offline all day. yeah he mentioned that
<Achilles> he also mentioned something else lol
<Achilles> so i didn’t know you used to be more active on Arthurian when it was first founded
<Achilles> and what people used to call you there back then
<Zeus> OH MY GOD
<Zeus> DO NOT TELL ANYONE ABOUT THAT.
<Achilles> daddy zeus.
<Zeus> I swear to god I will ban you if you tell anyone on DorfKirch lmao.
<Achilles> i mean it makes sense, seeing as zeus is the father of the gods
<Achilles> but still.
<Zeus> Don’t ever tell anyone.
<Zeus> Please. D:
PM between Aphrodite and Percival, 11/16/2019: show
<Aphrodite> hey
<Aphrodite> you’re the guy who created the security bots on arthurian, aren’t you?
<Percival> That would be me
<Aphrodite> nice to meet you :)
<Aphrodite> so i was looking into creating a similar bot for the DorfKirch chat, because our security measures are really lousy as of now
<Percival> nice to meet you too.
<Percival> And you want me to help?
<Aphrodite> yes
<Aphrodite> if it’s not too much trouble for you
<Percival> Of course not
<Percival> I would be happy to help
<Percival> But later
<Percival> These bots sent by the Shakespeareans have been keeping me up all night
<Percival> I missed my morning class because of them
<Aphrodite> oh :/
<Percival> Yeah, I need to get some sleep
<Percival> ttyl
<Aphrodite> bye, have a good rest
<Aphrodite> you’re the guy who created the security bots on arthurian, aren’t you?
<Percival> That would be me
<Aphrodite> nice to meet you :)
<Aphrodite> so i was looking into creating a similar bot for the DorfKirch chat, because our security measures are really lousy as of now
<Percival> nice to meet you too.
<Percival> And you want me to help?
<Aphrodite> yes
<Aphrodite> if it’s not too much trouble for you
<Percival> Of course not
<Percival> I would be happy to help
<Percival> But later
<Percival> These bots sent by the Shakespeareans have been keeping me up all night
<Percival> I missed my morning class because of them
<Aphrodite> oh :/
<Percival> Yeah, I need to get some sleep
<Percival> ttyl
<Aphrodite> bye, have a good rest
PM between Achilles and Prometheus, 11/16/2019: show
<Achilles> yo
<Achilles> can we talk?
<Prometheus> Sure, what’s up?
<Achilles> so i’ve been thinking recently
<Achilles> ever since the Ring made so many people leave, the community has been kind of empty
<Achilles> and now all that’s left are these kids who are
<Achilles> so
<Achilles> frustrating
<Achilles> to deal with
<Achilles> i really feel like the community’s dwindling and it’s kind of making me consider if it wouldn’t be better to resign
<Achilles> because as of now the community is like a kindergarten consisting of mostly 12yos
<Achilles> and the only mature people left are us, the staff members.
<Prometheus> I get where you’re coming from
<Prometheus> But I have to say it would be a shame if you resigned
<Prometheus> I haven’t been too active myself lately, and neither have most of the other staff members
<Prometheus> If you resign, it’ll be Aphrodite and Zeus running the community on their own
<Prometheus> You’re a great mod, and you contribute a lot to the community
<Prometheus> You’re righteous and you always stand up for others
<Prometheus> If anyone were to resign it should be me lol
<Prometheus> I hardly do anything anymore.
<Prometheus> Also, I wouldn’t resign just yet if I were you
<Prometheus> There is a reason Zeus wants to affiliate with Arthurian RP lol
<Achilles> so we can get all the cool members back to us?
<Prometheus> Precisely ;)
<Achilles> can we talk?
<Prometheus> Sure, what’s up?
<Achilles> so i’ve been thinking recently
<Achilles> ever since the Ring made so many people leave, the community has been kind of empty
<Achilles> and now all that’s left are these kids who are
<Achilles> so
<Achilles> frustrating
<Achilles> to deal with
<Achilles> i really feel like the community’s dwindling and it’s kind of making me consider if it wouldn’t be better to resign
<Achilles> because as of now the community is like a kindergarten consisting of mostly 12yos
<Achilles> and the only mature people left are us, the staff members.
<Prometheus> I get where you’re coming from
<Prometheus> But I have to say it would be a shame if you resigned
<Prometheus> I haven’t been too active myself lately, and neither have most of the other staff members
<Prometheus> If you resign, it’ll be Aphrodite and Zeus running the community on their own
<Prometheus> You’re a great mod, and you contribute a lot to the community
<Prometheus> You’re righteous and you always stand up for others
<Prometheus> If anyone were to resign it should be me lol
<Prometheus> I hardly do anything anymore.
<Prometheus> Also, I wouldn’t resign just yet if I were you
<Prometheus> There is a reason Zeus wants to affiliate with Arthurian RP lol
<Achilles> so we can get all the cool members back to us?
<Prometheus> Precisely ;)
PM between Hades and Macbeth, 11/17/2019: show
<Macbeth> hello.
<Hades> Hello?
<Macbeth> i heard that you’re interested into joining our cause
<Hades> I’m afraid I have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about
<Hades> Who are you
<Macbeth> they call me Ananta Shesha
<Macbeth> the mighty naga with a thousand heads before which the gods bow
<Macbeth> at least that was the name i used back in the day before people found out i was the leader of the shakespeareans lmao
<Hades> Oh, I see what this is about.
<Hades> You’re proposing an alliance.
<Hades> An alliance of the two groups who have vowed to destroy the DorfKirch community.
<Macbeth> exactly.
<Macbeth> a staff member of dorfkirch let me know that you used to be quite a troublemaker in the past.
<Macbeth> i like that.
<Hades> Well I have to say
<Hades> I’m not really interested.
<Macbeth> what lol
<Hades> I’m kind of in the middle of planning a wedding
<Hades> Besides we made everyone leave DorfKirch, the place is empty anyways
<Macbeth> it doesn’t have to end at DorfKirch
<Macbeth> Arthurian RP still exists.
<Macbeth> besides, you and i, we have a lot in common
<Hades> Do we, now?
<Macbeth> i’ve dug through your online history.
<Macbeth> i know you’re a furry.
<Hades> I’M NOT A FURRY.
<Hades> I just want to fuck dogs.
<Macbeth> you’re weird.
<Hades> And you’re not sitting in front of your laptop wearing a fursuit right now.
<Macbeth> touchee
<Macbeth> anyways. consider it.
<Macbeth> we could do great things together.
<Hades> Hello?
<Macbeth> i heard that you’re interested into joining our cause
<Hades> I’m afraid I have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about
<Hades> Who are you
<Macbeth> they call me Ananta Shesha
<Macbeth> the mighty naga with a thousand heads before which the gods bow
<Macbeth> at least that was the name i used back in the day before people found out i was the leader of the shakespeareans lmao
<Hades> Oh, I see what this is about.
<Hades> You’re proposing an alliance.
<Hades> An alliance of the two groups who have vowed to destroy the DorfKirch community.
<Macbeth> exactly.
<Macbeth> a staff member of dorfkirch let me know that you used to be quite a troublemaker in the past.
<Macbeth> i like that.
<Hades> Well I have to say
<Hades> I’m not really interested.
<Macbeth> what lol
<Hades> I’m kind of in the middle of planning a wedding
<Hades> Besides we made everyone leave DorfKirch, the place is empty anyways
<Macbeth> it doesn’t have to end at DorfKirch
<Macbeth> Arthurian RP still exists.
<Macbeth> besides, you and i, we have a lot in common
<Hades> Do we, now?
<Macbeth> i’ve dug through your online history.
<Macbeth> i know you’re a furry.
<Hades> I’M NOT A FURRY.
<Hades> I just want to fuck dogs.
<Macbeth> you’re weird.
<Hades> And you’re not sitting in front of your laptop wearing a fursuit right now.
<Macbeth> touchee
<Macbeth> anyways. consider it.
<Macbeth> we could do great things together.
Public Chat, 11/17/2019: show
<Aphrodite> okay folks it’s time
<Aphrodite> @here
<Percival> It’s here!!
→ AphroBot [Bot] has joined the chat.
<Hermes> whassat
<Aphrodite> our new security bot! :D
<Hermes> oh
<Hermes> neat
<Percival> Aphrodite and I worked on it together
<Getafix> who the fuck pinged
× Getafix has been kicked from DorfKirch Public Chat. Ban reason: “Profanity Filter”
<Theseus> i love it.
→ Getafix has joined the chat.
<Aphrodite> right now it’s still super sensitive, we’re still tweaking the settings.
<Getafix> you better
<Getafix> this bot is fucking disrespectful
× Getafix has been kicked from DorfKirch Public Chat. Ban reason: “Profanity Filter”
→ Getafix has joined the chat.
<Aphrodite> try to keep it down with the f word for now.
<Getafix> it bans people just for saying the fuck word?
× Getafix has been kicked from DorfKirch Public Chat. Ban reason: “Profanity Filter”
<Hermes> i’m
→ Getafix has joined the chat.
<Aphrodite> it does.
<Aphrodite> once its fully calibrated it will help improve the community immensely :)
<Zeus> Thank you for your hard work, Aphrodite and Percival.
<Achilles> :/
<Aphrodite> @here
<Percival> It’s here!!
→ AphroBot [Bot] has joined the chat.
<Hermes> whassat
<Aphrodite> our new security bot! :D
<Hermes> oh
<Hermes> neat
<Percival> Aphrodite and I worked on it together
<Getafix> who the fuck pinged
× Getafix has been kicked from DorfKirch Public Chat. Ban reason: “Profanity Filter”
<Theseus> i love it.
→ Getafix has joined the chat.
<Aphrodite> right now it’s still super sensitive, we’re still tweaking the settings.
<Getafix> you better
<Getafix> this bot is fucking disrespectful
× Getafix has been kicked from DorfKirch Public Chat. Ban reason: “Profanity Filter”
→ Getafix has joined the chat.
<Aphrodite> try to keep it down with the f word for now.
<Getafix> it bans people just for saying the fuck word?
× Getafix has been kicked from DorfKirch Public Chat. Ban reason: “Profanity Filter”
<Hermes> i’m
→ Getafix has joined the chat.
<Aphrodite> it does.
<Aphrodite> once its fully calibrated it will help improve the community immensely :)
<Zeus> Thank you for your hard work, Aphrodite and Percival.
<Achilles> :/
PM between Hades and Zeus, 11/18/2019: show
<Hades> Hello, you’re the leader of DorfKirch, right?
<Zeus> I am.
<Hades> Someone called Macbeth messaged me earlier today and asked me to become part of a group calling themselves the Shakespeareans. He said that a staff member drew his attention to me.
<Hades> I’ve never talked to this Macbeth person, I don’t know how he knows of me, but I’ve heard that he caused trouble to the community in the past, so you should probably be on the lookout. He might try to recruit more people from this community.
<Zeus> Thank you for telling me about this.
<Zeus> I am.
<Hades> Someone called Macbeth messaged me earlier today and asked me to become part of a group calling themselves the Shakespeareans. He said that a staff member drew his attention to me.
<Hades> I’ve never talked to this Macbeth person, I don’t know how he knows of me, but I’ve heard that he caused trouble to the community in the past, so you should probably be on the lookout. He might try to recruit more people from this community.
<Zeus> Thank you for telling me about this.
PM between Hermes and Mercutio, 11/18/2019: show
<Hermes> hey
<Mercutio> woah, hey there buddy!
<Mercutio> long time no talk
<Hermes> yeah
<Hermes> what have you been up to lately
<Mercutio> oh not much, wbu?
<Hermes> not much either
<Hermes> do you perchance still hang with the shakespeareans?
<Mercutio> i do. we hang out and play minecraft together mostly
<Mercutio> though there may be some stuff happening soon !!
<Hermes> is theseus hanging with you guys?
<Mercutio> he is!
<Hermes> cool
<Mercutio> why do you ask?
<Hermes> just curious
<Mercutio> okay lol
<Mercutio> woah, hey there buddy!
<Mercutio> long time no talk
<Hermes> yeah
<Hermes> what have you been up to lately
<Mercutio> oh not much, wbu?
<Hermes> not much either
<Hermes> do you perchance still hang with the shakespeareans?
<Mercutio> i do. we hang out and play minecraft together mostly
<Mercutio> though there may be some stuff happening soon !!
<Hermes> is theseus hanging with you guys?
<Mercutio> he is!
<Hermes> cool
<Mercutio> why do you ask?
<Hermes> just curious
<Mercutio> okay lol
Public Chat, 11/18/2019: show
<Getafix> fellas
<Getafix> this chat is dead
<Prometheus> It is :/
<Getafix> i remember the good old days of 2016 when the community consisted of more than just seven 13 year olds
<Prometheus> Yeah, I miss it.
<Getafix> even the bad members like nimue?
<Prometheus> Debatable.
<Getafix> lol
<Getafix> this chat is dead
<Prometheus> It is :/
<Getafix> i remember the good old days of 2016 when the community consisted of more than just seven 13 year olds
<Prometheus> Yeah, I miss it.
<Getafix> even the bad members like nimue?
<Prometheus> Debatable.
<Getafix> lol
Staff Chat, 11/18/2019: show
<Zeus> Hades just contacted me, saying that Macbeth reached out to him about joining the Shakespeareans.
<Theseus> lol
<Achilles> wait, how does macbeth know about hades?
<Zeus> That is the question.
<Zeus> He said that Macbeth was pointed towards him by a staff member.
<Prometheus> What??
<Demeter> oh my god
<Demeter> does that mean there’s a second leaker
<Zeus> It’s certainly a possibility.
<Zeus> Has anyone talked to any members of the Shakespeareans lately?
<Hermes> no
<Prometheus> nop
<Demeter> not me
<Theseus> sporadically ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
<Zeus> Did you mention Hades or anything related to the community or the Ring?
<Theseus> no lol
<Zeus> Hm.
<Zeus> If anyone hears anything, let me know.
<Theseus> lol
<Achilles> wait, how does macbeth know about hades?
<Zeus> That is the question.
<Zeus> He said that Macbeth was pointed towards him by a staff member.
<Prometheus> What??
<Demeter> oh my god
<Demeter> does that mean there’s a second leaker
<Zeus> It’s certainly a possibility.
<Zeus> Has anyone talked to any members of the Shakespeareans lately?
<Hermes> no
<Prometheus> nop
<Demeter> not me
<Theseus> sporadically ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
<Zeus> Did you mention Hades or anything related to the community or the Ring?
<Theseus> no lol
<Zeus> Hm.
<Zeus> If anyone hears anything, let me know.
PM between Getafix and Ophelia, 11/18/2019: show
<Getafix> come on dude, you gotta tell the staff about macbeth
<Ophelia> don’t call me dude.
<Getafix> lol everyone knows you’re not actually a girl
<Getafix> we’ve always known
<Ophelia> i guess.
<Getafix> reminder that traps are gay
<Ophelia> reminder that you’re insufferable.
<Getafix> still though, tell the staff whats going on.
<Getafix> they’ll go easy on you if you fess up now
<Getafix> once it’s too late they won’t go as easy on you.
<Ophelia> maybe it really is time to lay the Shakespearean plans to rest.
<Ophelia> i guess i was just trying to relive the old times
<Getafix> besides who were you going to troll anyways
<Getafix> their chat is fucking dead lmao
<Ophelia> i guess
<Ophelia> don’t call me dude.
<Getafix> lol everyone knows you’re not actually a girl
<Getafix> we’ve always known
<Ophelia> i guess.
<Getafix> reminder that traps are gay
<Ophelia> reminder that you’re insufferable.
<Getafix> still though, tell the staff whats going on.
<Getafix> they’ll go easy on you if you fess up now
<Getafix> once it’s too late they won’t go as easy on you.
<Ophelia> maybe it really is time to lay the Shakespearean plans to rest.
<Ophelia> i guess i was just trying to relive the old times
<Getafix> besides who were you going to troll anyways
<Getafix> their chat is fucking dead lmao
<Ophelia> i guess
PM between Orpheus and Zeus, 11/19/2019: show
<Orpheus> honey i’m home <3
<Zeus> Hey there <3
<Orpheus> so whats up
<Zeus> More than usual.
<Zeus> There might be a second leaker.
<Orpheus> oh?
<Zeus> Macbeth apparently messaged Hades, trying to get him to join the Shakespeareans. Apparently someone told him about Hades’ past with the community.
<Orpheus> oh
<Orpheus> uhm
<Orpheus> that uh
<Orpheus> might have been me
<Zeus> Huh?!
<Orpheus> i was bantering with macbeth the other day and we joked about community troublemakers and i mentioned hades
<Orpheus> he was like “whos that” so i mentioned the nimue incident and the recent user drain
<Orpheus> i dont know why macbeth would message hades about it, it was probably a joke
<Zeus> Oh.
<Zeus> Okay then.
<Zeus> Had me worried there for a second lol.
<Orpheus> it’s all fine probably
<Zeus> Alright.
<Zeus> Hey there <3
<Orpheus> so whats up
<Zeus> More than usual.
<Zeus> There might be a second leaker.
<Orpheus> oh?
<Zeus> Macbeth apparently messaged Hades, trying to get him to join the Shakespeareans. Apparently someone told him about Hades’ past with the community.
<Orpheus> oh
<Orpheus> uhm
<Orpheus> that uh
<Orpheus> might have been me
<Zeus> Huh?!
<Orpheus> i was bantering with macbeth the other day and we joked about community troublemakers and i mentioned hades
<Orpheus> he was like “whos that” so i mentioned the nimue incident and the recent user drain
<Orpheus> i dont know why macbeth would message hades about it, it was probably a joke
<Zeus> Oh.
<Zeus> Okay then.
<Zeus> Had me worried there for a second lol.
<Orpheus> it’s all fine probably
<Zeus> Alright.
PM between Hermes and Theseus, 11/19/2019: show
<Hermes> hey nerd
<Theseus> yo
<Hermes> wanna watch a movie with us
<Theseus> is it an anime movie
<Hermes> duh
<Theseus> then sure
<Hermes> alright
<Hermes> [link redacted, Hermes set up an elaborate phishing site to get Theseus’ login data]
<Theseus> yo
<Hermes> wanna watch a movie with us
<Theseus> is it an anime movie
<Hermes> duh
<Theseus> then sure
<Hermes> alright
<Hermes> [link redacted, Hermes set up an elaborate phishing site to get Theseus’ login data]
Public Chat, 11/19/2019: show
<Getafix> fella s
<Getafix> is it gay
<Getafix> if you kiss a trap thinking shes a girl
<Achilles> uhm
<Getafix> hey ahciles
<Getafix> you ever kisses a trao?
<Getafix> *trap
<Achilles> i have no idea what you’re talking about and honestly you’re behaving rather out-of-line right now
<Orpheus> oh god hes drunk again
<Getafix> YOOO ORPHEUS!!
<Getafix> you succed any dck lately??
<Achilles> who gets drunk on a monday night…
<Orpheus> getafix does.
<Achilles> yikes
<Getafix> yo orpheis want a dckpic
<Achilles> sorry but that’s it.
× Getafix has been banned from DorfKirch Public Chat. Ban reason: “”
<Prometheus> :/
<Orpheus> welp.
<Getafix> is it gay
<Getafix> if you kiss a trap thinking shes a girl
<Achilles> uhm
<Getafix> hey ahciles
<Getafix> you ever kisses a trao?
<Getafix> *trap
<Achilles> i have no idea what you’re talking about and honestly you’re behaving rather out-of-line right now
<Orpheus> oh god hes drunk again
<Getafix> YOOO ORPHEUS!!
<Getafix> you succed any dck lately??
<Achilles> who gets drunk on a monday night…
<Orpheus> getafix does.
<Achilles> yikes
<Getafix> yo orpheis want a dckpic
<Achilles> sorry but that’s it.
× Getafix has been banned from DorfKirch Public Chat. Ban reason: “”
<Prometheus> :/
<Orpheus> welp.
PM between Hades and Macbeth, 11/19/2019: show
<Hades> Moshi moshi?
<Hades> I MEAN
<Hades> Hello?
<Hades>
<Macbeth> hello, hades
<Macbeth> what can i do for you?
<Hades> I’d like to take up on the offer you made me.
<Macbeth> is that so?
<Macbeth> then welcome aboard.
<Macbeth> https://discord.gg/4b8s9e
<Hades> I MEAN
<Hades> Hello?
<Hades>
<Macbeth> hello, hades
<Macbeth> what can i do for you?
<Hades> I’d like to take up on the offer you made me.
<Macbeth> is that so?
<Macbeth> then welcome aboard.
<Macbeth> https://discord.gg/4b8s9e
PM between Merlin and Zeus, 11/20/2019: show
<Merlin> i think i can agree with these conditions.
<Zeus> Very well.
<Zeus> So Arthurian RP is now officially affiliated with DorfKirch. :)
<Merlin> yes.
<Zeus> Well then, I suppose first up, we should get Nimue unbanned.
<Merlin> agreed.
<Zeus> Very well.
<Zeus> So Arthurian RP is now officially affiliated with DorfKirch. :)
<Merlin> yes.
<Zeus> Well then, I suppose first up, we should get Nimue unbanned.
<Merlin> agreed.
Chapter 5
RIGHT! I never sent you the rest of the logs!
So for a while there wasn’t a lot happening until Spring the following year when suddenly many people spent more time at home, so DorfKirch and Arthurian picked up in activity again.
After Nimue was unbanned there was some drama and big staff changes happened. Zeus, Theseus, Hermes, Orpheus and Demeter all resigned. Prometheus, Aphrodite and Achilles took over as head admins. Also the Ring of Anubis split up and most of its members disappeared. Sounds like the trouble should be over, right? Well, not quite.
I got involved with DorfKirch again after an incident that had almost been meticulously prepared a year prior. I hadn’t expect it to actually work, but see for yourself.
Staff Chat, 3/2/2020: show
<Prometheus> so orpheus is ignoring me. has anyone heard back from demeter or hermes?
<Achilles> Are you sure? I talked to Orpheus a while ago, he seemed fine.
<Prometheus> so he IS ignoring me
<Achilles> Huh, yeah, I guess so
<Aphrodite> demeter and hermes say they’re not available. also Zeus is still MIA
<Achilles> When was he last online again?
<Aphrodite> december…
<Achilles> do you think he’s, you know?
<Prometheus> you guys are seriously depressing to talk to
<Achilles> Hey, not fair! I feel Aphrodite and I have done a sufficient job taking care of the community.
<Aphrodite> by the way, Nimue is admin of Arthurian now
<Achilles> oh
<Prometheus> That’s just great.
<Achilles> Are you sure? I talked to Orpheus a while ago, he seemed fine.
<Prometheus> so he IS ignoring me
<Achilles> Huh, yeah, I guess so
<Aphrodite> demeter and hermes say they’re not available. also Zeus is still MIA
<Achilles> When was he last online again?
<Aphrodite> december…
<Achilles> do you think he’s, you know?
<Prometheus> you guys are seriously depressing to talk to
<Achilles> Hey, not fair! I feel Aphrodite and I have done a sufficient job taking care of the community.
<Aphrodite> by the way, Nimue is admin of Arthurian now
<Achilles> oh
<Prometheus> That’s just great.
Arthurian & DorfKirch Joint Admin Chat, 3/3/2020: show
→ Nimue has joined the chat.
← Merlin has left the server.
<Aphrodite> congrats, nimue
<Nimue> Thanks Aphro :) I’m very happy to be able to do some good for this community
<Aphrodite> so did merlin resign?
<Achilles> Yeah, he was planning on resigning for a while now.
<Achilles> So Nimue, have you planned any changes for the community yet you want to implement?
<Nimue> Yes! For one, I know this is kind of a tough call, but I want to end the affiliation with DorfKirch.
<Prometheus> Oh, here we go.
<Nimue> DorfKirch has been a cesspool for unruly behavior for a while now, and the current staff team just doesn’t seem competent enough to promote growth in an appropriate way
<Achilles> Cesspool?
<Aphrodite> the community is fine. it doesn’t need constant supervision, people are doing fine on their own. it’s driven by people of the community.
<Nimue> Which I hardly would call you three part of at this point. What have you done recently to actually take care of the community?
<Prometheus> We promoted Satanael and Aepytus to staff. They take care of most problems.
<Nimue> Aepytus has been known for inappropriate behavior in the past and Satanael is known past member of the Ring of Anubis. More needs hardly be said.
<Achilles> Hey, hang on, weren’t you also affiliated with the Ring at some point?
<Nimue> I was until I learned of their troublesome undertakings.
<Achilles> I distinctly remember you actively participating in the Death of Hamlet thing
<Aphrodite> she did. i would know, i was there.
<Prometheus> Yeah, I don’t know Nimue. I don’t really see you in a position to call shots or make demands as far as supervision of our community goes. If you want to unaffiliate, that’s fine, but don’t accuse us of stuff you did yourself.
← Merlin has left the server.
<Aphrodite> congrats, nimue
<Nimue> Thanks Aphro :) I’m very happy to be able to do some good for this community
<Aphrodite> so did merlin resign?
<Achilles> Yeah, he was planning on resigning for a while now.
<Achilles> So Nimue, have you planned any changes for the community yet you want to implement?
<Nimue> Yes! For one, I know this is kind of a tough call, but I want to end the affiliation with DorfKirch.
<Prometheus> Oh, here we go.
<Nimue> DorfKirch has been a cesspool for unruly behavior for a while now, and the current staff team just doesn’t seem competent enough to promote growth in an appropriate way
<Achilles> Cesspool?
<Aphrodite> the community is fine. it doesn’t need constant supervision, people are doing fine on their own. it’s driven by people of the community.
<Nimue> Which I hardly would call you three part of at this point. What have you done recently to actually take care of the community?
<Prometheus> We promoted Satanael and Aepytus to staff. They take care of most problems.
<Nimue> Aepytus has been known for inappropriate behavior in the past and Satanael is known past member of the Ring of Anubis. More needs hardly be said.
<Achilles> Hey, hang on, weren’t you also affiliated with the Ring at some point?
<Nimue> I was until I learned of their troublesome undertakings.
<Achilles> I distinctly remember you actively participating in the Death of Hamlet thing
<Aphrodite> she did. i would know, i was there.
<Prometheus> Yeah, I don’t know Nimue. I don’t really see you in a position to call shots or make demands as far as supervision of our community goes. If you want to unaffiliate, that’s fine, but don’t accuse us of stuff you did yourself.
Staff Chat, 3/3/2020: show
<Prometheus> I HATE HER SO MUCH
<Aphrodite> me too
<Satanael> So did anything come of the talk?
<Aphrodite> deaffiliation
<Satanael> With us?
<Aphrodite> yeah
<Satanael> lol, that’s stupid
<Aphrodite> she is stupid
<Aepytus> I waesn’t around for when the Nimoe stuff happened but she seems bad, yeah.
<Achilles> From what I can tell she is just kind of exerting her power spiel over Arthurian and now she wants to extend to DorfKirch, which I don’t get
<Prometheus> Yeah, that’s what I don’t understand, if our community is so bad, why would she want to take over?
<Aphrodite> she doesnt actually care about the state of our community, she just wants more power.
<Achilles> That’s quite an accusation, Aphrodite.
<Aphrodite> well its true.
<Prometheus> I miss Zeus :/
<Aphrodite> me too
<Satanael> So did anything come of the talk?
<Aphrodite> deaffiliation
<Satanael> With us?
<Aphrodite> yeah
<Satanael> lol, that’s stupid
<Aphrodite> she is stupid
<Aepytus> I waesn’t around for when the Nimoe stuff happened but she seems bad, yeah.
<Achilles> From what I can tell she is just kind of exerting her power spiel over Arthurian and now she wants to extend to DorfKirch, which I don’t get
<Prometheus> Yeah, that’s what I don’t understand, if our community is so bad, why would she want to take over?
<Aphrodite> she doesnt actually care about the state of our community, she just wants more power.
<Achilles> That’s quite an accusation, Aphrodite.
<Aphrodite> well its true.
<Prometheus> I miss Zeus :/
PM between Hel and Orpheus, 3/4/2020: show
<Hel> holy shit nimue is admin of arthurians, theseus just told me
<Orpheus> KILL ME NOW LOL
<Hel> i know right???
<Orpheus> zeus is crying
<Hel> why??
<Orpheus> BECAUSE OF NIMUE
<Hel> WHAT? NOOO
<Orpheus> komm süßer tod
<Orpheus> i will actively hunt down merlin
<Hel> omg you better
<Orpheus> KILL ME NOW LOL
<Hel> i know right???
<Orpheus> zeus is crying
<Hel> why??
<Orpheus> BECAUSE OF NIMUE
<Hel> WHAT? NOOO
<Orpheus> komm süßer tod
<Orpheus> i will actively hunt down merlin
<Hel> omg you better
PM between Merlin and Orpheus, 3/4/2020: show
<Orpheus> HEY WHAT THE FUCK
<Merlin> hm?
<Orpheus> NIMUE??? ARE YOU ACTUALLY BONKERS????
<Merlin> i thought you were done caring about dorfkirch
<Orpheus> just because the children have moved out doesnt mean i want them to be massacred???
<Merlin> what?
<Orpheus> YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
<Merlin> but yeah, nimue won the community vote and i wanted to resign, so she’s admin now
<Orpheus> how democratic of you.
<Merlin> i know right?
<Orpheus> i want to do things to you i cant even put into words
<Merlin> l-lewd?
<Orpheus> i WILL block you
<Merlin> hm?
<Orpheus> NIMUE??? ARE YOU ACTUALLY BONKERS????
<Merlin> i thought you were done caring about dorfkirch
<Orpheus> just because the children have moved out doesnt mean i want them to be massacred???
<Merlin> what?
<Orpheus> YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
<Merlin> but yeah, nimue won the community vote and i wanted to resign, so she’s admin now
<Orpheus> how democratic of you.
<Merlin> i know right?
<Orpheus> i want to do things to you i cant even put into words
<Merlin> l-lewd?
<Orpheus> i WILL block you
Staff Chat, 3/5/2020: show
<Orpheus> HEY FUCKERS I’M BACK
<Achilles> Orpheus!
<Aphrodite> welcome back
<Prometheus> Orpheus!!! What are you doing here?
<Orpheus> i heard of the bullshit and i am here to kill her personally
<Satanael> lol, welcome back. There may not be need for that, we already decided what to do about her.
<Orpheus> yeah?? guns? dynamite?? Tanks?????
<Prometheus> Ummmm, so we kinda decided to just let her do her own thing for now.
<Orpheus> WHAT
<Prometheus> You know, she seems to have matured since the incident. She lost all her affiliates and friends and she’s now running the community on her own. She seems to be really trying.
<Aphrodite> i think its bullshit too
<Orpheus> No, this is great actually. You see, if she runs the community on her own people will just direct all their anger singularly at her and she’s gonna budge eventually. So it’s decided.
<Orpheus> For the time being, I’m back. Also Zeus says hi.
<Prometheus> Say hi back! Also what do you mean?
<Orpheus> I will personally be responsible for not intervening with her digging her own grave.
<Orpheus> Now make me admin.
<Prometheus> Ummm
<Aphrodite> i don’t think that’s a good idea.
<Achilles> Orpheus!
<Aphrodite> welcome back
<Prometheus> Orpheus!!! What are you doing here?
<Orpheus> i heard of the bullshit and i am here to kill her personally
<Satanael> lol, welcome back. There may not be need for that, we already decided what to do about her.
<Orpheus> yeah?? guns? dynamite?? Tanks?????
<Prometheus> Ummmm, so we kinda decided to just let her do her own thing for now.
<Orpheus> WHAT
<Prometheus> You know, she seems to have matured since the incident. She lost all her affiliates and friends and she’s now running the community on her own. She seems to be really trying.
<Aphrodite> i think its bullshit too
<Orpheus> No, this is great actually. You see, if she runs the community on her own people will just direct all their anger singularly at her and she’s gonna budge eventually. So it’s decided.
<Orpheus> For the time being, I’m back. Also Zeus says hi.
<Prometheus> Say hi back! Also what do you mean?
<Orpheus> I will personally be responsible for not intervening with her digging her own grave.
<Orpheus> Now make me admin.
<Prometheus> Ummm
<Aphrodite> i don’t think that’s a good idea.
Group Chat of Achilles, Merlin and Dionea, 3/5/2020: show
<Achilles> Hey, Orpheus asks if he can join.
<Merlin> sure. is this because of Nimue?
<Dionea> don’t speak that cursed name in my presence.
<Achilles> I think so, probably!
<Dionea> what did she do
<Dionea> wait, no, i don’t even wanna know
<Dionea> don’t tell me
<Dionea> i am not
<Achilles> Merlin made her admin of Arthurian!
← Dionea has left the chat.
→ Achilles added Dionea to the chat.
<Dionea> WHAT THE FUCK MERLIN
<Merlin> orpheus already yelled at me in pms, no need to do it over again
<Dionea> no you don’t understand!
<Dionea> you do. Not. understand.
→ Achilles added Orpheus to the chat.
<Dionea> if nimue is in charge of arthuriean then!!! Bad things!!!!
<Orpheus> ah, we’re already skipping to the drama, i see.
<Achilles> Yeah, Dionea is really mad
<Dionea> mad??? am i mad????
<Orpheus> i know i am.
<Achilles> To be fair, I think Merlin is not entirely to blame here. The people of Arthurean voted for Dionea, and if they want to choose their downfall like that, I think that is in their right.
<Orpheus> achilles i love you
<Achilles> Aren’t you engaged or something
<Orpheus> („ಡωಡ„)
<Merlin> is that the dog from adventure time?
<Dionea> hello??? nimue????
<Orpheus> YEAH.
<Orpheus> right
<Orpheus> so.
<Orpheus> i know some people that would be of great help right now
<Achilles> Wait hold on, you’re not thinking of Hades, right?
<Orpheus> i didnt say it you said it
<Merlin> what? what can hades do?
<Orpheus> oh, you know
<Achilles> Bad stuff. He and Macbeth basically wrecked DorfKirch last year. It’s what indirectly led to Nimue being unbanned and then the great Staff Calamity(™, patent pending) happened.
<Dionea> right, i keep forgetting nimue is somehow involved with ALL bad people on planet earth
<Orpheus> and the rest of the galaxy.
<Dionea> so what exactly would hades do?
<Orpheus> oh you know, he’ll do the best he can.
<Merlin> sure. is this because of Nimue?
<Dionea> don’t speak that cursed name in my presence.
<Achilles> I think so, probably!
<Dionea> what did she do
<Dionea> wait, no, i don’t even wanna know
<Dionea> don’t tell me
<Dionea> i am not
<Achilles> Merlin made her admin of Arthurian!
← Dionea has left the chat.
→ Achilles added Dionea to the chat.
<Dionea> WHAT THE FUCK MERLIN
<Merlin> orpheus already yelled at me in pms, no need to do it over again
<Dionea> no you don’t understand!
<Dionea> you do. Not. understand.
→ Achilles added Orpheus to the chat.
<Dionea> if nimue is in charge of arthuriean then!!! Bad things!!!!
<Orpheus> ah, we’re already skipping to the drama, i see.
<Achilles> Yeah, Dionea is really mad
<Dionea> mad??? am i mad????
<Orpheus> i know i am.
<Achilles> To be fair, I think Merlin is not entirely to blame here. The people of Arthurean voted for Dionea, and if they want to choose their downfall like that, I think that is in their right.
<Orpheus> achilles i love you
<Achilles> Aren’t you engaged or something
<Orpheus> („ಡωಡ„)
<Merlin> is that the dog from adventure time?
<Dionea> hello??? nimue????
<Orpheus> YEAH.
<Orpheus> right
<Orpheus> so.
<Orpheus> i know some people that would be of great help right now
<Achilles> Wait hold on, you’re not thinking of Hades, right?
<Orpheus> i didnt say it you said it
<Merlin> what? what can hades do?
<Orpheus> oh, you know
<Achilles> Bad stuff. He and Macbeth basically wrecked DorfKirch last year. It’s what indirectly led to Nimue being unbanned and then the great Staff Calamity(™, patent pending) happened.
<Dionea> right, i keep forgetting nimue is somehow involved with ALL bad people on planet earth
<Orpheus> and the rest of the galaxy.
<Dionea> so what exactly would hades do?
<Orpheus> oh you know, he’ll do the best he can.
