Video Game Logics

ThePieSkyHigh · Postby **ThePieSkyHigh** » Sun Dec 09, 2018 4:48 pm

Mario can jump 30+ feet? XD

Postby **ElectriKong** » Sun Dec 09, 2018 4:56 pm

In minecraft you can fish in bodies of water that clearly have nothing inside of them.

ThePieSkyHigh · Postby **ThePieSkyHigh** » Sun Dec 09, 2018 7:26 pm

Or in water 1 tile wide

FireyPaperMario · Postby **FireyPaperMario** » Mon Dec 10, 2018 6:49 am

ThePieSkyHigh wrote: ↑
Sun Dec 09, 2018 4:48 pm
Mario can jump 30+ feet? XD

I'm pretty sure the logic of Mario jumping so high is self-explanatory.

ThePieSkyHigh · Postby **ThePieSkyHigh** » Mon Dec 10, 2018 6:24 pm

How? Ik he's "super Mario" but how does a 300 pound short plumber become super

Devan2002 · Postby **Devan2002** » Mon Dec 10, 2018 11:20 pm

ThePieSkyHigh wrote: ↑
Mon Dec 10, 2018 6:24 pm
How? Ik he's "super Mario" but how does a 300 pound short plumber become super

Apparently by consuming a mushroom (or just simply drugs).

Thehelmetguy1 · Postby **Thehelmetguy1** » Tue Dec 11, 2018 11:05 am

The mario universe is actually just mario's mind and he is hallucinating and thinking that all of that stuff is real due to consuming mushrooms. There, explained it to you.

ThePieSkyHigh · Postby **ThePieSkyHigh** » Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:16 pm

Oh. Great.

Very kid friendly

Knux · Postby **Knux** » Wed Dec 12, 2018 6:37 am

The fact that the Goomba in 1-1 has claimed more lives than any other video game bad guy,....think about it

Devan2002 · Postby **Devan2002** » Wed Dec 12, 2018 7:46 am

Knux wrote: ↑
Wed Dec 12, 2018 6:37 am
The fact that the Goomba in 1-1 has claimed more lives than any other video game bad guy,....think about it

That's completely logical, since that goomba's been going against every newcomer, though if there was someone who claimed more lives than that goomba, he/she/it probably destroyed entire planets with life on them.

TheNightingale · Postby **TheNightingale** » Wed Dec 12, 2018 8:04 am

thehelmetguy1 wrote: ↑
Tue Dec 11, 2018 11:05 am
The mario universe is actually just mario's mind and he is hallucinating and thinking that all of that stuff is real due to consuming mushrooms. There, explained it to you.

That's not just video games thematic?

ThePieSkyHigh · Postby **ThePieSkyHigh** » Thu Dec 13, 2018 10:02 am

Well, how about the fact that Mario can eat a star and become invincible? (Momentarily)

I mean, his belly could super-nova XD

GforGoomba · Postby **GforGoomba** » Sat Dec 15, 2018 4:02 pm

Felix from Fix it Felix Jr can fix things... WITH A FUCKIN HAMMER!

Devan2002 · Postby **Devan2002** » Sat Dec 15, 2018 6:12 pm

GforGoomba wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 15, 2018 4:02 pm
Felix from Fix it Felix Jr can fix things... WITH A FUCKIN HAMMER!

Even ironically his face.

FireyPaperMario · Postby **FireyPaperMario** » Sat Dec 15, 2018 6:45 pm

iirc, In Runescape, Mages are weak against long range attacks like arrows fired from a bow.

GforGoomba · Postby **GforGoomba** » Sat Dec 15, 2018 9:01 pm

Devan2002 wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 15, 2018 6:12 pm

GforGoomba wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 15, 2018 4:02 pm
Felix from Fix it Felix Jr can fix things... WITH A FUCKIN HAMMER!
Even ironically his face.

It was only done in the movie, the game has no face-fixing whatsoever

Oshi · Postby **Oshi** » Sun Dec 16, 2018 8:09 pm

Warning, potential spoilers for SSBU: show

Devan2002 · Postby **Devan2002** » Mon Dec 17, 2018 8:49 pm

GforGoomba wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 15, 2018 9:01 pm

Devan2002 wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 15, 2018 6:12 pm

GforGoomba wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 15, 2018 4:02 pm
Felix from Fix it Felix Jr can fix things... WITH A FUCKIN HAMMER!
Even ironically his face.
It was only done in the movie, the game has no face-fixing whatsoever

Regardless, it was shown that his hammer could literally fix anything in theory.

ThePieSkyHigh · Postby **ThePieSkyHigh** » Mon Dec 17, 2018 10:26 pm

Bowser is a turtle kidnapping a fruit (Peach) and Mario is drunk but actually hes planted his face in the fruit bowl and Luigi has been questioning this ever since

PixelPest · Postby **PixelPest** » Mon Dec 17, 2018 10:59 pm

ThePieSkyHigh wrote: ↑
Mon Dec 17, 2018 10:26 pm
Bowser is a turtle kidnapping a fruit (Peach) and Mario is drunk but actually hes planted his face in the fruit bowl and Luigi has been questioning this ever since

Where is this even coming from? Also even though her name is Peach...she's not a fruit