The Chris Parable

[GforGoomba]

Prologue, Part 1: Greentext is easier to explain
>be Stanley
>have a job pressing buttons
>happy.gif
>happym.gif
>no orders given
>scared.gif
>scaredm.gif
>step out of office
>admire employee lounge
>enter the left door
>go to the broom closet
>finds Chris
>whatareyoudoing.gif
>whatareyoudoingm.gif
>Chris gangsta tryn't to get fired
>gettowork.gif
>gettoworkm.gif

Prologue, Part 2: Chris's home
The broom closet is Chris's home now. He tries not to get fired because they can't find him. When the janitor is getting his stuff, his hiding place is inside a trash can that nobody, not even the Janitor touches, which is part of why he is so clean. He uses the hose in the broom closet to get clean, and he sleeps in a quite clean sleeping bag. Stanley is amazed and wants to live in the broom closet forever.

[FireyPaperMario]

So....... Chris is a hobo in this weirdly structured story?

[GforGoomba]

So....... Chris is a hobo in this weirdly structured story?

Yep. Now if this was a game, Chris would be surprised that Stanley is dead, and must explore the building to find out why. This fanfic was built around "get Chris out of the broom closet".