Meet Mario, Luigi, Toad and Peach. Mario is the one on the left with the red hat and the bushy moustache, Luigi is the one on the right with the green hat and the not-so-bushy moustache, Peach is the one in the back with the pink dress and the somewhat haircut, and Toad is the one up front with the polka-dotted hat and the blue vest. Oh, and Sackboy is the hackysack with the brown fur and button eyes. Remember that now. They are currently using vegetarbles against an evil force. But before I tell you THAT story, I need to tell you THIS story.
Mario had his heart set to win back Princess Peach. "It's hopeless, Mario!" Luigi said, "She's married. How you gonna bring her back?" Then, Mario thought of an idea so crazy it just could work.
But then his crazy idea was interrupted when the evil frog king Wart kidnapped the Sprixies. Mario and Luigi then set out to kill Wart and free the Sprixies. "But wait!" Peach and Toad wanted to help Mario. So off they went...
The Mario Bros (and Peach and Toad too) looked all around the globe looking for Wart. The first kingdom they went to was Bonneton, where Mario met Cappy (VERY creative name) and used him as his main hat. Then they looked in some other kindgoms from Toasterena to Isle Delfino, where they met FLUDD, and even looked in places in real life too, like Brooklyn, New York, Piqua, Ohio and Fairplay "South Park", Colorado.
Meet Cappy and Fludd. Cappy is the red hat with eyes, and FLUDD is the water jetpack. Remember that now.
"It's hopeless," Peach said, "We've looked everywhere for Wart." But there is one place they haven't looked, the Imagisphere. So they slept to see if they could go to the Imagisphere. Long story short, it worked.
The Imagisphere was home to many planets like Bunkum, and (formerly) Craftworld. (till it got destroyed by Newton) They went to Bunkum and met Sackboy, who was also looking for Wart. He is miming that without the Sprixies, he can't operate his creative powers. But then Peach says that without the Sprixies, she can't operate her kingdom. So they set out to look for and kill Wart with many new obstacles like snakes from vases, evil floating Masks and the concept of not stomping Shy Guys, but rather throwing veggies at them.
They have found Wart. The fantastic five had an intense battle against Wart with vegetarbles, water, cap madness and repeated slapping. Long story short, it worked. They managed to free the sprixies, get Sackboy his creative powers back and return to the Mushroom Kingdom. Oh, and Sackboy came along too.
"You know what, I'm gonna divorce that prince dog," Peach said to Mario, "I already found a TRUER love!" Mario was lifted up in hihg spirits, only to find that her true love was Luigi. Why must Mario bear the curse of not being able to marry Peach? And Cappy and FLUDD even spawned their own relationship and Mario found out that CAPPY WAS A GIRL. He must forever live with this mistaken inconvenience that spooked him out.
THE END
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Super Mario World: An Epic Novel
Meet Mario, Yoshi, George Beard and Harold Hutchins. Mario is the one on top left with the red hat and bushy moustache, Yoshi is the one on the bottom left with the saddle and giant nose, George is the one in the middle with the tie and flat-top and Harold is the one on the right with the tShirt and the bad haircut. Remember that now. You may not know why Luigi is out of the picture. He is busy fighting enemies... in his underwear... But before I tell you that story, I need to tell you this story.
Mario was done with all this shit happening to him and his crush. So as revenge, Mario went to the store and bought a hypno-ring. Mario showed Luigi the hypno-ring. "This is a secret image, Luigi" he said, "You gotta shake it back and forth slowly..." Luigi became hypnotized under the spell of the hypno-ring. "When I snap my fingers, you will obey my every command." He made Luigi do crazy stuff like pretending to be animals, shaving and even losing his own game. But then Mario sensed an egg theft from Bowser. Mario had to do something about it, so he turned him into one of his favorite superheroes, Captain Underpants! So Luigi put on his underwear, grabbed a curtain and tied it around his neck and ran off to "fight crime".
Meanwhile in Shroom Academy, George and Harold were working on a comic book called Captain Underpants and the Barbaric Battle of Bastard Bowser Bitch-ass. It was about Captain Underpants who rescued eggs from Bastard Bowser Bitch-ass. During recess, George and Harold saw a clown car with a smiling face, with-guess what-Bastard Bowser Bitch-ass! (That is his actual full name, dont ask) And he was seen-guess what-carrying eggs! After what happened in the last book of the Captain Underpants series, the principal, Mr. Krupp, cannot be turned back into Captain Underpants.
It's worth mentioning that Mr. Krupp moved to a new house after this, and the Mario Bros lived at Mr. Krupp's old home. Captain Underpants has returned from crime-fighting and brought an egg. George and Harold went to go spy on Mr. Krupp only to find Captain Underpants in the window with Mario, Cappy, FLUDD, Sackboy and a new character named Yoshi. Mario heard a knock on the door, it was George and Harold. "May we please speak to Captain Underpants?" Harold asked. Mario waved them to Captain Underpants. They told him that Bowser left with a bunch of eggs in a clown car. "Come my sidekicks!" Captain Underpants flew, grabbing George and Harold, with Mario and Yoshi following.
Meanwhile at the Mario Bros. Residence, Cappy and FLUDD were going to have dinner, only to find that somebody toucha their spaghet! But who was it? Let's rewind to when Mario, Yoshi, Captain Underpants, George and Harold left. Cappy and FLUDD were... (such innocence) and Sackboy was making a diorama of his new friends. Mr. Krupp decided to go on a trip down memory lane to his old house. He saw spaghetti cooking so Mr. Krupp decided to eat the whole pot of noodles. Due to Sackboy's 2D camera, he saw Mr. Krupp take the spaghetti. So he went downstairs to the kitchen where Cappy and FLUDD are now, and told them about Mr. Krupp.
Back to the Mario Bros. arc, the gang found the eggs that were hidden in some ?'s and went back to the 9th city to get some star cookies to get to the castle. Bowser was seen in the clown car along with some cracked eggs containing MechaKoopas, and Mr. Krupp was there too! The gang lobbed the MechaKoopas at Bowser, and he was not defeated yet. Luckily, Cappy, Fludd and Sacboy arrived. Cappy captured Bowser to hit himself, Fludd sprayed water at Bowser and to finish, Sackboy created a thwomp to crush Bowser, and he was defeated. George and Harold were sent to detention, Cappy and Fludd went back to... (nope, not telling you), Sackboy went back to making his diorama and Captain Underpants got sprayed with water, turning him back into Luigi. Mario went to go live his life playing a game named after his adventures.
THE END
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Super Mario Sunshine Splat
Meet Mario and Poseidon. Mario is the man up front with the red hat and bushy moustache, and Poseidon is the water jetpack. Remeber that now. 9 months after
Super Mario World: An Epic Novel, Cappy and FLUDD had a little baby named Poseidon Pack. The Pack family was watching the news when they saw that Inklings were inking up Isle Delfino! Cappy had to alert Mario about this! So she, Mario, FLUDD and Poseidon set out to get rid of these Inklings.
Halfway through the plane ride, FLUDD got air-sick and ran out of water, so he is dead. The only water jetpack Mario can rely on is Poseidon. Right when they got to Isle Delfino, Johnathan Doe was standing there examining passports. When Mario got his passport checked, John called the authoritahs, accusing Mario of painting Isle Delfino. He was then sent to court with a state-assigned lawyer. Unluckily for him, it was the novice attorney Phoenix Wright. The prosecution was, unluckily for Mario, Miles Edgeworth.
*bang bang*
Judge: Order in the court! Now in session!
Edgeworth: Mario Mario of the Mushroom Kingdom is accused guilty of graffiti.
Edgeworth: Here is a witness' rendition of the defendant.
Edgeworth:
Wright: May we call a witness to the stand please?
*Johnathan Doe joins the chat*
Edgeworth: Please state your name and occupation.
Doe: My name is Johnathan Doe, authoritah of Isle Delfino.
Edgeworth: What is your alibi in the crime scene?
*alibi*
Doe: While I was patroling the island, I saw some guy shooting paint everywhere. He had orange hair-
*hold it*
Wright: Why is there a paint gun in your hand? And why is your hair orange?
Doe: That's just my style. Anyway, he was shooting paint everywhere.
Wright: (Oh no! That alibi is believable! This can't be good!)
Edgeworth: Seeing as the alibi is believable enough, I hereby pronounce the defendant... GUILTY.
Judge: The defendant is sentenced to clean up this entire island.
Thank goodness Mario has a water jetpack, or else this would be a long story! Mario looked deeper into the paint, and saw that all the graffiti was marked with an 'M'. He had to clean all of this! Long story short, he did. After all the paint has been cleaned, he went to the neighbouring island of Inkopolis and went to see what was up. Guess what he saw? John Doe holding a paint gun with some other Inklings. According to the Inkopolis brochure, Inklings do not like water. So Poseidon got rid of half of the Inklings, but died from paint cloggage. So Mario had to- oh wait! Sackboy came in and created a raincloud to rain all the Inklings out of existence, except for John Doe.
John Doe was brought back to court.
Judge: Court is now (again) in session!
Edgeworth: It has been revealed that John Doe was the one guilty of the paint cloggage!
Judge: I hereby sentence him to... Death by Water!
And Mario got a key to the island so he could return anytime.
THE END
