Postby GforGoomba » Wed May 23, 2018 3:33 pm
There was chaos...
"Really?" Earth said. Earth, how did you get here? And Sky? Oy vey...
Flat Earth and Sky had 18 kids. 12 of them titans, 3 of them cyclopses and 3 of them monsters. "Oh no, my kids are deformed!" Sky said. "We should damn them to hell!"
"Just because they are deformed does not mean that you have to damn them!" Earth said. But Sky was the man of the chaos and damned them.
Meanwhile, Earth and the titans had a private conversation and Sky wasn't invited. "We need to end your dad's reign." Earth said. The titans tried to overthrow Sky, but they all failed except one.
Cronos was one of the titans. He managed to overthrow Sky because he was being an asshole because moms know best. When Cronos got his place as man of the chaos, he married Rhea. As Cronos had kids, he was scared of being overthrown so he gulped them down faster than a speeding Kirby ate them.
Earth was horrified of what she saw out of Cronos and Rhea, so she plotted to spike his drink with ipecac syrup. After Cronos drank the ipecac drink, he puked out the gods we know today: Zeus, Poseidon, Hades, Hestia, Aphrodite and Hera.
