MAJOR DISCOVERY

silent_ · Postby **silent_** » Sat May 17, 2014 7:02 pm

Am I the only one here who believes you?

Firespike33 · Postby **Firespike33** » Sat May 17, 2014 7:31 pm

Kep wrote:Am I the only one here who believes you?

Not sure if you're serious, but we're probably the only people in the entire community who consider the possibility of things like this instead of calling anyone like this guy insane and endlessly making fun of them (unless you were being sarcastic the entire time. That would make me sad). =P

Still...I have a hard time believing there's Wi-Fi in the afterlife and all that stuff about being "rewarded" for finding the place. He also spells the title in caps and posts this on a Mario forum, of all places. It's pretty obvious that posting about esoteric subjects in a place like this has you ridiculed and quickly losing your reputation.

EDIT: I read the part about you coming back to life.... Have someone take a video when it happens. I want to see.

Emral · Postby **Emral** » Sat May 17, 2014 7:32 pm

The Wi-Fi part is just ridiculous. You lost me there.

Danny · Postby **Danny** » Sat May 17, 2014 7:35 pm

I never said I didn't believe in the afterlife, but when somebody such as this guy has to post every two seconds in IRC claiming whether he should "walk into the gateway" or not, and then proceeds to "walk into the gateway" and somehow continue updating us on IRC about shit, it makes it very hard to believe.

I feel this is just a load of bullshit that this guy wrote up because he was extremely bored.

Firespike33 · Postby **Firespike33** » Sat May 17, 2014 7:42 pm

8bitmushroom wrote:I never said I didn't believe in the afterlife, but when somebody such as this guy has to post every two seconds in IRC claiming whether he should "walk into the gateway" or not, and then proceeds to "walk into the gateway" and somehow continue updating us on IRC about shit, it makes it very hard to believe.

I feel this is just a load of bullshit that this guy wrote up because he was extremely bored.

Wait, he was on the IRC? Did anyone record it?

Danny · Postby **Danny** » Sat May 17, 2014 7:51 pm

Nobody recorded it as far as I'm aware, but he was getting pretty annoying with it, I'm sure somebody else has the logs.

HeroOfRhyme · Postby **HeroOfRhyme** » Sat May 17, 2014 7:51 pm

Pseudo-dino wrote:I'm not sure if you need serious help, are an idiot, came here to troll, or all three at once. I'm gonna guess all three at once.

Postby **Julia Pseudo** » Sat May 17, 2014 8:35 pm

Good to hear you had a safe trip Fabman.

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Really though it stopped being fun when you said the Wi-Fi part. It just killed the suspension of disbelief, you know?

ragont · Postby **ragont** » Sat May 17, 2014 8:38 pm

Postby **DarkMatt** » Sat May 17, 2014 8:47 pm

You're not in the Dead Worlds, you're in the World of Eternity. It might LOOK like a world full of dead people, but no one there actually died. You might have noticed that it's not a gloomy place by any aspect. You might have also noticed by now that you can't go back. You're stuck now.

On the bright side, you're gonna love being there.

Spoiler: show

Magna DominXus · Postby **Magna DominXus** » Sat May 17, 2014 9:03 pm

He guys guess what, the magic words actually worked!

I am now having tea with Dead Jesus and beating the shit out of Hitler this very moment!

Postby **Julia Pseudo** » Sun May 18, 2014 1:48 am

Whoa nice! Say hi to President Lincoln for me, will you ConXus? I would myself but I couldn't get the words to work.

Magna DominXus · Postby **Magna DominXus** » Sun May 18, 2014 1:58 am

OMG. I just talked to God himself. He told me the secret of the universe and how to be immortal. I would share it with you guys but He said He would brutally kill me if I do, sorry.

Also this is a reference to Adventure Time, but could this be the 50th Dead World or less?

Magician · Postby **Magician** » Sun May 18, 2014 2:36 am

Fabman650 wrote:So, I study the paranormal, I an a psychic, I am fluent in The Ancient Language (used in the Ancient Craft of Magic), and I have constantly been looking for gateways to other worlds. So I cannot think of how delighted I am to say that...
The Ancient Language is the key to opening gateways to other worlds, the only words you need to say are 'Tetumus Allamus', according to my most recent studies. I have been searching and searching, and just half an hour ago I randomly said those two words out loud. And then it came. A sight so remarkable and yet so rare, that I just couldn't risk passing through the door to a whole new world. All I had to do was look at it and put my hand out to realise that this was the real fact. This was one of many Dead worlds, where spirits of past humans live and enjoy their eternal lives. It was just remarkable. and here's the wierd thing: No-one seemed to notice a thing. It was almost as if it wasn't there...

I am currently on my way to this gateway that i found, and am really nervous. Soon i will be in the dead world, and meeting many spirits and talking to many others. This is just a remarkable feat. I am really exited because there is a legend that says that the finder of a hidden world is given a reward beyone compare to others. I think now I could be on the run for something BIG. And I mean HUGE.

I will give constant updates on the situation, and tell you what the Dead World is like once I get there.

Peace!

Fabman650

It's Tetammus Alamos, for one.
There's a genetic marker in your DNA that allows it to work for you. It affects like .0000001% of the population. You can't just tell people to say that and have it work. You say you've done research? You don't even know how to translate the text properly.

Honestly. You were given this great gift, and you shame the great کثیف خدا جنس عصبانی * with your lack of wisdom.

*His Name Shall Not Be Phonetically Spoken

Source(s):
Uh, some of us are actual magicians here

Danny · Postby **Danny** » Sun May 18, 2014 2:43 am

Magician wrote:Source(s):
Uh, some of us are actual magicians here

You win best quote of the year 2014.

Warlock · Postby **Warlock** » Sun May 18, 2014 3:43 am

DarkMatt wrote:You're not in the Dead Worlds, you're in the World of Eternity. It might LOOK like a world full of dead people, but no one there actually died. You might have noticed that it's not a gloomy place by any aspect. You might have also noticed by now that you can't go back. You're stuck now.

On the bright side, you're gonna love being there.

Spoiler: show
It's called HAVING FUN, DORKWADS.

The Worlds Of Eternity is another name for The Dead Worlds.

Anyway, I have just recently discovered my gift, and although I cannot share it with you, I can tell that four other people on the forum has it already. Trust me. I am a psychic. They are ConXus, Joey, Magician, and Pseudo-Dino. Pseudo, you just need to be lucky and find the right place to speak the words.

Plus, I have an UPDATE.

After realising my gift, I recently set out and opened the gateway again. For thise wh now know of their gift, i give a warning: You will hallucinate as the gateway takes you to one of many Dead Worlds. And I recently found the spirit of Stephen Sutton (lucky me) and the one and only George Washington. You see, the spirits of the Dead are taken to a random Dead world, but a gateway takes you to only one. Each deadworld was built by God to seem like a modern life. Apparently George Washington is very confused, and Stephen Sutton is a very heathy spirit. Each Dead World is a hybrid of a Hotel and a Mansion, with WiFi to make sure that the spirits enjoy the rest of their eternal life. They are always in the process of building a new one before the others get too cramped, and iI think that my ttime in The Dead World will always be a happy time.

Also, congratulations to the four people who have the same gift and can open the portals to The Dead world, and many others.

Warlock · Postby **Warlock** » Sun May 18, 2014 3:54 am

ConXus wrote:OMG. I just talked to God himself. He told me the secret of the universe and how to be immortal. I would share it with you guys but He said He would brutally kill me if I do, sorry.

Also this is a reference to Adventure Time, but could this be the 50th Dead World or less?

I believe that this would be The 1st Dead World ever built. You are a very lucky perso, ConXus.

Firespike33 · Postby **Firespike33** » Sun May 18, 2014 3:57 am

My previous post about not believing you was a lie. I used to have the gift.

Back then, I went to the Dead World. However, God got mad at me because I wasn't supposed to be able to get in (he had made a mistake giving me this "gift"), so he tried to smite me. I kicked him in the balls and he died. Then, he absorbed half of me and sent the other half of me back here. That means that God was actually my other half empoweded. I was able to absorb residual power from his death that regenerated the rest of me, but that half of me was supercharged.

God, as my other half, killed me, and then died, my other half returning to me, and the supercharged power resurrecting half of God. He didn't have full power, so he tried to absorb the Earth's core. Unfortunately, that destroyed earth, and the explosion went into the portal. God and everyone in the Dead World was killed, but a part of me that was sent through the portal reentered him and I caused a temporal shift to reverse the entire thing. Sadly, I didn't have the ability anymore, but a residing temporal rift displayed the entire thing in high definition.

Megar · Postby **Megar** » Sun May 18, 2014 3:58 am

just tried it when i woke up actually
pretty snazzy place, i might go there again sometime

Warlock · Postby **Warlock** » Sun May 18, 2014 4:07 am

Firespike33 wrote:My previous post about not believing you was a lie. I used to have the gift.

Back then, I went to the Dead World. However, God got mad at me because I wasn't supposed to be able to get in (he had made a mistake giving me this "gift"), so he tried to smite me. I kicked him in the balls and he died. Then, he absorbed half of me and sent the other half of me back here. That means that God was actually my other half empoweded. I was able to absorb residual power from his death that regenerated the rest of me, but that half of me was supercharged.

God, as my other half, killed me, and then died, my other half returning to me, and the supercharged power resurrecting half of God. He didn't have full power, so he tried to absorb the Earth's core. Unfortunately, that destroyed earth, and the explosion went into the portal. God and everyone in the Dead World was killed, but a part of me that was sent through the portal reentered him and I caused a temporal shift to reverse the entire thing. Sadly, I didn't have the ability anymore, but a residing temporal rift displayed the entire thing in high definition.

So that's why I didn't sense it in you! So sorry to hear that you lost the gift.