1) No, that's not me in the album cover.
2) This is fair use because it is loud, which automatically makes it a parody.
3) This is the second song in this stupid lazy album parody I'm making of my friend's bullshit band that never even made a song anyway. I'll upload the first one if I'm not banned for ruining the concept of art here with this blasphemy.
4) I didn't make the album cover.