Postby ragont » Wed Dec 24, 2014 5:20 pm
theres something about christmas that drives me absolutely mad, and unhealthily excited for it every year.
is it the gifts?
no.
is it the delicious eggnog and christmas gingerbread houses that get completely smashed 5 minutes after theyre complete?
no, my friends.
is it the spirit of the holiday, and the caring and love that goes into this yearly tradition?
FUCK NO
ITS WAITING FOR THE UNEXPECTING FYRUS MAN TO JUMP DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH A ROASTING HELL FIRE UNDERNEATH
ITS THE HATS AND GAMES THAT GO ON SALE FOR FUCKING 99.9%%#4
ITS FUCKING DUNKING NIENS HEAD IN THE SNOWMAN HE JUST MADE
HOLY FUCKGIN I LOVE CHRISTMAS SO MUCH