The Quantum Shitting Device

Danny · Postby **Danny** » Thu Jan 23, 2014 3:10 am

Because Videos/Images thread isn't a thing, I will result to making this it's own thread until there is one.

I saw this photo on Facebook and Imgur, and I would like to share it with you. I would like to spoiler it but my spoiler BBCode isn't working, if somebody could fix this, that would be great.

Please discuss this wonderful device.

Postby **Julia Pseudo** » Thu Jan 23, 2014 12:28 pm

Is this for real?

Danny · Postby **Danny** » Thu Jan 23, 2014 2:35 pm

Pseudo-dino wrote:Is this for real?

Yes.

Magician · Postby **Magician** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 4:54 am

It looks toy-ish but it's actually for children with special needs.

Imagine being born stuck with a condition that impedes you from being able to sit down properly on a toilet, and suddenly it stops being funny.

michel · Postby **michel** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 10:27 pm

I love the look on the boy's face

Pixels · Postby **Pixels** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 4:07 pm

michel wrote:I love the look on the boy's face

Danny · Postby **Danny** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 4:39 pm

Magician wrote:It looks toy-ish but it's actually for children with special needs.

Imagine being born stuck with a condition that impedes you from being able to sit down properly on a toilet, and suddenly it stops being funny.

Seriousness intensifies.

Magician · Postby **Magician** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 11:38 pm

Hey, YOU said "please discuss this wonderful device" and that's exactly what I did.

Here are some more things about the device that I can tell that you'd absolutely love to know, since you asked:

The Otto Bock Aquanaut Toilet Chair’s removable, front support facilitates a forward leaning posture and inhibits extensor patterns. Trunk flexion in this supported position aids in the promotion of hip flexion beyond 90° and muscle relaxation essential for successful toileting. Children with special needs, previously requiring hand-held support from caregivers at home and at school for toileting, will now be able to sit independently with the Otto Bock Aquanaut Toilet Chair.

A uniquely designed aperature combined with the contoured seating surface, increase the child’s upright sitting support in the Otto Bock Aquanaut Toilet Chair. The aperature has a slim opening in the front of the seat, while it widens a bit toward the rear of the seat, instilling confidence the child is secure and will not slip. The knee straps help to align the legs and bring the hips back in the seat for optimal toileting positioning. The standard, soft deflector keeps the child’s hips abducted (apart) and aligns the knees and feet on the footrest properly – great for those who display mild to moderate scissoring. The Otto Bock Aquanaut Toilet Chair comes standard with a bi-level footrest to grow with your child. The footrest is 7.5" from the floor for younger children and when flipped over for taller children, the height becomes 3.5" from the floor.

The Otto Bock Aquanaut special needs toilet chair installs easily under the toilet seat with a bracket system for a stable fit. It is lightweight and slides off the brackets easily for transport to grandparents’ house. For convenient storage when not in use, the optional wall adapter helps conserve space, attaching the Aquanaut special needs toilet chair to the wall. Additional accessories are also sold separately to increase support for your child’s specific needs.

Dude you can flip the stool and it becomes a bigger stool that's like... that's like the most suuuper genius thing I ever heard. It's amazing. It's beautiful. And when the child grows out of it completely BAM, it becomes a nice little shoeshelf.

On the other hand if we had a device that allowed us to shit into the nth dimension I'd imagine it was more like a thong that we'd wear with a tiny ring that attaches to our anuses. Whenever we had to go, the ring would open up a portal on the spot. You could just discreetly open up your buttcheeks at board meetings and none of those losers sitting around you in their expensive suits would be ANY THE WISER.
Of course they'd probably hear the noises. And there'd be health concerns with regards to atmospheric pressure changes in the nth dimension. I wouldn't want to have my rectum inverted and sucked out through my anus, that's for sure.

Danny · Postby **Danny** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 11:58 pm

Magician wrote:On the other hand if we had a device that allowed us to shit into the nth dimension I'd imagine it was more like a thong that we'd wear with a tiny ring that attaches to our anuses. Whenever we had to go, the ring would open up a portal on the spot. You could just discreetly open up your buttcheeks at board meetings and none of those losers sitting around you in their expensive suits would be ANY THE WISER.
Of course they'd probably hear the noises. And there'd be health concerns with regards to atmospheric pressure changes in the nth dimension. I wouldn't want to have my rectum inverted and sucked out through my anus, that's for sure.

That's the spirit!