World's Dumbest Posts, Ever

[IcarusBen]

This isn't a thread for funny posts.

This isn't a thread for interesting posts.

This is a thread for those posts you read that make you facepalm so hard your hand goes out the back of your skull, the ones that make you headdesk so hard there's now a permanent impression of your face on table. This is for posts that shouldn't exist, at all, whatsoever, or worse, contribute nothing to an already existing discussion.

There's only two rules; the post must be completely and utterly idiotic, pointless, moronic, stupid or just plain dumb, and you cannot quote a poster by name. Oh, sure, if Koopris begins posting another delightfully broken request for a music sheet replacing the SMB3 bonus, or a mod/admin writes some so incredibly stu... pendous that it... Um... Don't call them out by name. If the post reads, "I, IcarusBen, believe that Hitler was a Smurf," and you post it here, remember to censor out the original poster's name (i.e. "I, [Name], believe that Hitler was Smurf.")

[Shadow Yoshi]

First of all, generally you would provide an example in the first post.

Regardless, I can see this easily turning into a thread where users insult others.