Terraria Merchandise, what even?

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Terraria Merchandise, what even?

Postby SilverDeoxys563 » Sun Nov 09, 2014 3:11 am

http://forums.terraria.org/index.php?th ... ost-104516

Ragont, be glad you're still all like "LOL TERRARIA" because now you have an even better reason to chuckle at it. Seriously, get a look at this:

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This is their "Night's Edge Sword" they're pricing at $15 (compare to Minecraft Iron Sword, except it's hard plastic). I think Redigit was drunk again when he approved this, can we all agree? It shouldn't look TOO BAD while you're just holding it though.

...But then again, even I'm a sucker for this adorable guy I really want to huddle in bed with... Man, $9 though?
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Ignore the time I posted this; I've lately been mildly depressed and therefore staying up way extremely later than usual.

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Re: Terraria Merchandise, what even?

Postby Danny » Sun Nov 09, 2014 3:41 am

THE AWARD FOR WORST TOY PRODUCT LINE EVER GOES TO surprisingly not Terraria BUT STILL

The plushies are pretty nice, I'd get those.

The figures are basically rip-offs of the Minecraft ones (they're made by the same company but whatever), and the designs are based off of the animation, which looked like a standard Minecraft animation with a few added voxels. I did not like that.

AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON.

THE NIGHT'S EDGE.

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Nice in-game sprite.

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Nice try attempting to recreate the sprite with less detail.

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Nice job creating puke. I feel they could have done a lot better than this, hell, my dad can do a lot better than this with wood-working and I'd much prefer that over this.

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Re: Terraria Merchandise, what even?

Postby Darkonius Mavakar » Sun Nov 09, 2014 4:30 am

wow the Night's edge looks awful.

it's just random pixel placement shaped like a sword.

but the bunny looks cute tho.

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Re: Terraria Merchandise, what even?

Postby sleepy » Sun Nov 09, 2014 3:02 pm

is it just virtual or something or am i missing something

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Re: Terraria Merchandise, what even?

Postby xtremegamer51 » Sun Nov 09, 2014 3:30 pm

Well I mean like,the figures are okay I guess,they could be better.

But I do really love them plushies though mate!

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Re: Terraria Merchandise, what even?

Postby Yoshibrothers » Sun Nov 09, 2014 5:35 pm

I made a better knife out of my protractor than they did making the Night's Edge.

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Re: Terraria Merchandise, what even?

Postby Black Mamba » Sun Nov 09, 2014 6:21 pm

I'd buy that bunny. AND DON'T TELL ME THAT'S NOT A FUCKING BUNNY BECAUSE THAT PLUSHIE IS A FUCKING ADORABLE-ASS BUNNY.

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Re: Terraria Merchandise, what even?

Postby Danny » Mon Nov 10, 2014 1:59 am

Hmm, Adorable Ass Bunnies. Interesting.

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Re: Terraria Merchandise, what even?

Postby SilverDeoxys563 » Mon Nov 10, 2014 5:56 pm

8bitmushroom wrote:Hmm, Adorable Ass Bunnies. Interesting.
I should really look into getting a carrot prop after I get that plush


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