DM's Movie Night: On Hiatus
Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2014 9:23 pm
by DarkMatt
whythefuckdidimakethis
STREAM PAGE: http://www.livestream.com/idontknowitsastream
Next stream will be at: Halloween streams every day at 12 PM PST until the next movie, at NOVEMBER 1ST AT 12 PM PST.
Last update: The Timmies.
Current Status: Let's just say this season has ended. Yes, let's call them seasons.[/center]
THE PRIMER:
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Every Saturday the Americanas waking up in the morning and Eurasians partying the night away present in this community get together to watch a movie. I stream it, we all sit down and make fun of it. We're a bunch of rowdy kids and we tend to laugh at everything we watch, even if it's good. We're only growing larger, so next Saturday's a better time than any Saturday to watch movies you may or may not have seen before.
THE PROCESS:
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-Step 1) Voting begins every Sunday at 8 PM PST. 4 movies will be available to choose for the next screening.
-Step 2) Voting closes Thursday at 8 PM PST. Highest votes wins. If there is a tie, I will break it. Otherwise, I do not vote for movies.
-Step 2B) The movies that weren't voted for will show up in next week's poll, up to a maximum of 4 times. If they do not win 4 times in a row, they are removed and added in at a later date.
-Step 2C) The winning movie is removed from the poll and generally stays out unless special conditions are met.
-Step 3) The movie will be next Saturday at 12:00 PM. This is PACIFIC STANDARD TIME, or PST. Please use a timezone converter to figure out what time this is for you.
-Step 3B) The stream will start 30 minutes before the movie does, and will usually be me putting some music and pictures in the background. I may be playing something at this time or I may not.
-Step 4) At the end of the stream, those ATTENDING will be able to vote for a movie to add to the pool. If they can't, I'll find one. I decide which movie sounds like the biggest treat, not necessarily the best movie, so CHOOSE WISELY. But regardless of whether I pick it or not, I will log any movies you have in mind in my repetoire for future nights. THIS IS THE ONLY TIME YOU MAY EVER SUGGEST A MOVIE TO GO INTO THE POLL. I WILL TURN DOWN ALL OTHER RECOMMENDATIONS.
-Step ??) For those who stick around to the end of the credits during the daytime stream, I usually do a bonus treat. This can be anything whatsoever.
Just an extra reminder: the times the movie begins is IN PACIFIC STANDARD TIME. You might not live anywhere near the West Coast of the United States, so the times listed will be wrong. You will need to figure out which time zone you live in and then use a nifty time zone converter to find out what time the movie's at IN YOUR PART OF THE WORLD.
-Step 2) Voting closes Thursday at 8 PM PST. Highest votes wins. If there is a tie, I will break it. Otherwise, I do not vote for movies.
-Step 2B) The movies that weren't voted for will show up in next week's poll, up to a maximum of 4 times. If they do not win 4 times in a row, they are removed and added in at a later date.
-Step 2C) The winning movie is removed from the poll and generally stays out unless special conditions are met.
-Step 3) The movie will be next Saturday at 12:00 PM. This is PACIFIC STANDARD TIME, or PST. Please use a timezone converter to figure out what time this is for you.
-Step 3B) The stream will start 30 minutes before the movie does, and will usually be me putting some music and pictures in the background. I may be playing something at this time or I may not.
-Step 4) At the end of the stream, those ATTENDING will be able to vote for a movie to add to the pool. If they can't, I'll find one. I decide which movie sounds like the biggest treat, not necessarily the best movie, so CHOOSE WISELY. But regardless of whether I pick it or not, I will log any movies you have in mind in my repetoire for future nights. THIS IS THE ONLY TIME YOU MAY EVER SUGGEST A MOVIE TO GO INTO THE POLL. I WILL TURN DOWN ALL OTHER RECOMMENDATIONS.
-Step ??) For those who stick around to the end of the credits during the daytime stream, I usually do a bonus treat. This can be anything whatsoever.
Just an extra reminder: the times the movie begins is IN PACIFIC STANDARD TIME. You might not live anywhere near the West Coast of the United States, so the times listed will be wrong. You will need to figure out which time zone you live in and then use a nifty time zone converter to find out what time the movie's at IN YOUR PART OF THE WORLD.
THE POLICIES:
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~~~DISCLAIMER~~~
0) I and my chat moderators reserve the right to boot or otherwise deny you entry into the chat for any reason seen fit. Furthermore, the SMBX forum staff are not responsible for any matters in the stream and will not moderate the stream, nor will they punish you on the forum for your conduct on the stream and vice versa. This is NOT the SMBX forums, this is my own channel and chatroom. If you do not respect that then please, kindly stay out of the chat.~~~RULES OF THE STREAM~~~
1) Don't be a dick to your neighbors.1+) Don't whine about your problems.
2) Don't spam the chat.
3) Please respect that some viewers might have better stream delay than you do.
X) Failure to follow these rules will get you banned from the stream chat, either for a period of time or forever. There are no guidelines for how we handle miscreants. The mods' word is law.
AND THE POTPOURRI:
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The Goonies: A rowdy bunch of pre-teens go on a pirate treasure hunt to save their urban home from getting torn the fuck down. What this movie will teach you: go treasure hunting to get out of debt.
Soylent Green: Well, we've made the world terrible to live in and by the future, we have a perfect dystopia left to our future children. It's okay though, because Soylent Green keeps them in check. Why have acceptable living conditions and anything to live for when you can have Soylent Green?
Star Wars: This movie is about being a space knight in space. Also something about a galactic federation and rebel scum. But what's important is being a space knight.
Toy Story: Let's look at Pixar before it ever started spewing out movie after movie, by which I mean at its ugliest. Don't get me wrong, Toy Story is a legendary movie about a cowboy and his adventure with a new space case, but this was among the first CGI movies ever. Shit's gonna look something bizarre if you go from Frozen to this.
i had 5 minutes to edit this so no posters yet
Soylent Green: Well, we've made the world terrible to live in and by the future, we have a perfect dystopia left to our future children. It's okay though, because Soylent Green keeps them in check. Why have acceptable living conditions and anything to live for when you can have Soylent Green?
Star Wars: This movie is about being a space knight in space. Also something about a galactic federation and rebel scum. But what's important is being a space knight.
Toy Story: Let's look at Pixar before it ever started spewing out movie after movie, by which I mean at its ugliest. Don't get me wrong, Toy Story is a legendary movie about a cowboy and his adventure with a new space case, but this was among the first CGI movies ever. Shit's gonna look something bizarre if you go from Frozen to this.
i had 5 minutes to edit this so no posters yet