1. I have a huge imagination
2. I sometimes use it for shitty purposes
So sit back and read a tale of The Shitty World Of ME!!!!
NOTE: I cannot share my true identity, so just call Fred.
Flight of the Fred Part 1
Spoiler: show
[Setting]: Inside office
[Fred] Wears glasses (I actually do wear glasses), white race, HAS HAIR, has shirt that says "Yeah Science!!", and is about 5 ft tall (also has sense of humor... sometimes).
Fred: Just one last tou--I DID IT!!!!!! I FINALLY DID IT!!! YEA--[SLIPS ON BAR OF SOAP]
Fred: Owie!!!! How dare you soap!!!
Fred: [THROWS SOAP OUT OF WINDOW (forgot to open window lol)]
[Setting]: Outside of apartment, sunny
[Aiden] Has short beard, does NOT wear glasses, white and hispanic race, HAS HAIR, about 4ft 2in
Aiden: Hey Fred! Are you finished, I have the cake for u!
Aiden: [Soap falls on Aiden's head]
Aiden: Ow! Hey!!!!
Fred: [Smells shirt] Ugh, where is my soa--wait!
Fred: [Looks out window] NO!! Im coming for you!
Fred: OK, lets do this! [Puts megaphone on head]
Fred: [Rams thru wall on side of window lol]
Aiden: Now where is that geek?
Fred: AHHHHH!!!!
Aiden: [Looks up]
Fred: [Falls on cake face on]
Aiden: Fred!! What are you doing!!!
Fred: [Muffed] mmm, tastes like vanilla.
AIden: Whatever, are you done with your invention?
Fred: [Muffed] Yes!! Lets get to it!!
Aiden: Where is it?
Fred: [Muffed] In the office.
Aiden: WILL YOU GET YOUR FACE OUTTA THE CAKE!!!!
Fred: [Muffed, says guilty] But I cant, its too delicious!
Aiden: [Says weakly] [Sigh] Il go get it.
Fred: [Muffed] Now its just you and me baby, ohh yeah!! Whos a sweet cake!!
Fred: [Muffed][In high voice] I dont wanna talk about it
Fred: [Muffed] Literally
Fred: [Muffed][In high voice] Stop it!!!
Fred: [Slurps]
Fred: [Gets head out of cake][in high voice] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Fred: [Box falls on cake]
...
Fred: MURDER!!!!
[Fred] Wears glasses (I actually do wear glasses), white race, HAS HAIR, has shirt that says "Yeah Science!!", and is about 5 ft tall (also has sense of humor... sometimes).
Fred: Just one last tou--I DID IT!!!!!! I FINALLY DID IT!!! YEA--[SLIPS ON BAR OF SOAP]
Fred: Owie!!!! How dare you soap!!!
Fred: [THROWS SOAP OUT OF WINDOW (forgot to open window lol)]
[Setting]: Outside of apartment, sunny
[Aiden] Has short beard, does NOT wear glasses, white and hispanic race, HAS HAIR, about 4ft 2in
Aiden: Hey Fred! Are you finished, I have the cake for u!
Aiden: [Soap falls on Aiden's head]
Aiden: Ow! Hey!!!!
Fred: [Smells shirt] Ugh, where is my soa--wait!
Fred: [Looks out window] NO!! Im coming for you!
Fred: OK, lets do this! [Puts megaphone on head]
Fred: [Rams thru wall on side of window lol]
Aiden: Now where is that geek?
Fred: AHHHHH!!!!
Aiden: [Looks up]
Fred: [Falls on cake face on]
Aiden: Fred!! What are you doing!!!
Fred: [Muffed] mmm, tastes like vanilla.
AIden: Whatever, are you done with your invention?
Fred: [Muffed] Yes!! Lets get to it!!
Aiden: Where is it?
Fred: [Muffed] In the office.
Aiden: WILL YOU GET YOUR FACE OUTTA THE CAKE!!!!
Fred: [Muffed, says guilty] But I cant, its too delicious!
Aiden: [Says weakly] [Sigh] Il go get it.
Fred: [Muffed] Now its just you and me baby, ohh yeah!! Whos a sweet cake!!
Fred: [Muffed][In high voice] I dont wanna talk about it
Fred: [Muffed] Literally
Fred: [Muffed][In high voice] Stop it!!!
Fred: [Slurps]
Fred: [Gets head out of cake][in high voice] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Fred: [Box falls on cake]
...
Fred: MURDER!!!!
Spoiler: show
[Setting] On mount of cliff, windy
Fred: Ok, your gonna be the one and only... TEST DUMMY!!
Fred: Just one more thing, need to sum up the angle of the glider and the wind speed.
Aiden: Umm, I dont understand?
Fred: Dont worry! You'll learn that in algerbra or watever, trust me, im part genius!
Aiden: Then how come you act like a NAL (Noob at Life)?
Fred: I dont act as a genius cause my brain only uses my intelligence on proper things, like a math quiz!
Fred: Now GO!
Aiden: A rubber band contraption, maybe it a better idea to get a he--
Fred: None of that malarkey! Lets GO!! [Releases Rubber band]
[Scene theme]:
Aiden: HELP ME!!!!
Fred: Ohh, figure 8!!!
Aiden: I DONT WANNA BE ON THIS THING!!!!
Fred: Beautiful back fli--and front flip!!!
Aiden: [Wing left falls off] IS IT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT???
Fred: Amazing corkscrew! This is a stuntglider!
Aiden: MALARKEY, oh great, this couldn't get any worse!
Fred: Lets see how you do about dodging! [Fills cannon with dynamite]
Aiden: WHAT THE, ARE YOU CRAZY!!!!?!?!?!
Fred: Fire!!!!
Aiden: AHHHH!!!!
Fred: Woah! Neat results!
Aiden: MISSING A WING HERE!!!!
Fred: Time for a homing missile!!! [Fills a cannon with a homing missile]
Aiden: STOP THIS THING!!
Fred: Fire!!!
Aiden: HOLY SHIT!!!!
[Music stop]
Aiden: [Glider stops in mid-air] Oh great!
Homing missile: [Makes a shot]
Fred: [Body covered in ashes] AMAZING RESULTS!!!!
Aiden: [Falls] AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
[Gore]
[Setting] Hospital room
Fred: [With arm cast] At least we learned a lesson right?
Aiden [Covered in toilet paper] No...
Fred: Sorry about the ran out of hospital rolls. We learned to when you are testing with a flying object, always have a safety trampoline at the bottom.
Aiden: [Sigh]
Fred: Ok, your gonna be the one and only... TEST DUMMY!!
Fred: Just one more thing, need to sum up the angle of the glider and the wind speed.
Aiden: Umm, I dont understand?
Fred: Dont worry! You'll learn that in algerbra or watever, trust me, im part genius!
Aiden: Then how come you act like a NAL (Noob at Life)?
Fred: I dont act as a genius cause my brain only uses my intelligence on proper things, like a math quiz!
Fred: Now GO!
Aiden: A rubber band contraption, maybe it a better idea to get a he--
Fred: None of that malarkey! Lets GO!! [Releases Rubber band]
[Scene theme]:
Aiden: HELP ME!!!!
Fred: Ohh, figure 8!!!
Aiden: I DONT WANNA BE ON THIS THING!!!!
Fred: Beautiful back fli--and front flip!!!
Aiden: [Wing left falls off] IS IT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT???
Fred: Amazing corkscrew! This is a stuntglider!
Aiden: MALARKEY, oh great, this couldn't get any worse!
Fred: Lets see how you do about dodging! [Fills cannon with dynamite]
Aiden: WHAT THE, ARE YOU CRAZY!!!!?!?!?!
Fred: Fire!!!!
Aiden: AHHHH!!!!
Fred: Woah! Neat results!
Aiden: MISSING A WING HERE!!!!
Fred: Time for a homing missile!!! [Fills a cannon with a homing missile]
Aiden: STOP THIS THING!!
Fred: Fire!!!
Aiden: HOLY SHIT!!!!
[Music stop]
Aiden: [Glider stops in mid-air] Oh great!
Homing missile: [Makes a shot]
Fred: [Body covered in ashes] AMAZING RESULTS!!!!
Aiden: [Falls] AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
[Gore]
[Setting] Hospital room
Fred: [With arm cast] At least we learned a lesson right?
Aiden [Covered in toilet paper] No...
Fred: Sorry about the ran out of hospital rolls. We learned to when you are testing with a flying object, always have a safety trampoline at the bottom.
Aiden: [Sigh]
Spoiler: show
[Setting] In the lab
Aiden: Hey! Where did my bagel go?
Fred: [Zooms there] A mystery???
[Story theme]:
Fred: [To himself] I knew this was a hard nut to crack right away, but im Dr. Fred, there is no case I cant crack open...
Aiden: Hello??? Bagel???
Fred: Time to investigate! [Pulls out magnifying glass] [Walks away]
Aiden: He can keep those poop words away from my private space...
[Setting]: Somewhere else in the lab?
Fred: [Looks at chemical puddle] Hmm...
Fred: [Looks at a bagel crumbles] Ohh...
[Setting]: Bathroom
Fred: [Looks in toilet] Ahhh....
Fred: [To himself] I have a few clues, now for the suspects.
[Setting]: In a chicken house
Fred: The trail leads here... Jenny!
[Jenny]: Is a chicken, and wears lipstick (Just like in BMO Noire or watever)
Fred: [High voice] Hello Fred...
Fred: Can it Jenny!
Fred: [High voice] I thought you were lost...
Jenny: [Clucks]
Fred: I know you stole Aidens bagel...
Fred: [High voice] No, I have not seen Aidens bagel
[Setting]: Living room
Aiden: Where is Fred?? Is he on the poop deck, the bathroom's door is closed.
[Setting]: Bathroom
Aiden: [Looks on floor][Eyes widen]
Aiden: [Picks up picture] Who is this?
[Setting]: Where Fred is
Fred: [High voice] Ask Quanito, he might tell you who is behind this...
Fred: Ok, your innocent... for now
[Setting]: In Living room
Fred: Where is Quanito?
AIden: WHERE WERE YOU!?!?!?
Fred: Gimmie that picture...
Aiden: I know your in a Mission Impossible world but COME BACK!!!!
Fred: [Spots plate on table] Hmm....
Fred: [Investigates bagel crumbs and cranberry juice] How odd...
Aiden: HELLO??!!?! I command you to come back!!!
Fred: Quanito is in the sewer!!!!
Aiden: Fred, Earth to Fred...
Fred: [Runs into bathroom]
Aiden: What are you doing???
[Setting] Bathroom
Fred: [In toilet] See you on the other side!!!
Aiden: o_O wait wut?
Fred: [Gargaly] See you later!
Aiden: Ughhh... Science must be dirty work...
[Setting] Sewer lol
Fred: [Comes out of pipe] Quanito!
Fred: [Low voice] Why hello Fred
Fred: Do you have any evidence about [Echoing voice] THE MISSING BAGEL.
Fred: [Low voice] Ah yes, it was you...
Fred: What??
Fred: [Low voice] Do you remember?
[Setting] Living room, dreamy
Fred: [Normal] Im hungry...
Fred: [Spots bagel in box] Hmm...
Fred: I need some cranberry juice with it...
Fred: [Spills cranberry juice] Aww man...
[Setting]: Sewer
Fred: Ohhh... time to apologize.
[Setting]: Living room
Aiden: Oh well.. Freds off with his crazyness...
Fred: I found out who ate your bagel!!!!!!!!!
Aiden: You did?
Fred: It was MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
...
...
[1 second later]
Fred: [Running] AHHHH!!!!
Aiden: [Chasing] YOU THINK YOU SO SMART, THAT WAS A SPECIAL BAGEL, IM GONNA HAVE TO PAY 1,000,000 DOLLARS FOR IT!!!!!
Fred: [Panting] Thats a lot of zeros!
Aiden: [Chasing] IT IS!!!!
Aiden: Hey! Where did my bagel go?
Fred: [Zooms there] A mystery???
[Story theme]:
Fred: [To himself] I knew this was a hard nut to crack right away, but im Dr. Fred, there is no case I cant crack open...
Aiden: Hello??? Bagel???
Fred: Time to investigate! [Pulls out magnifying glass] [Walks away]
Aiden: He can keep those poop words away from my private space...
[Setting]: Somewhere else in the lab?
Fred: [Looks at chemical puddle] Hmm...
Fred: [Looks at a bagel crumbles] Ohh...
[Setting]: Bathroom
Fred: [Looks in toilet] Ahhh....
Fred: [To himself] I have a few clues, now for the suspects.
[Setting]: In a chicken house
Fred: The trail leads here... Jenny!
[Jenny]: Is a chicken, and wears lipstick (Just like in BMO Noire or watever)
Fred: [High voice] Hello Fred...
Fred: Can it Jenny!
Fred: [High voice] I thought you were lost...
Jenny: [Clucks]
Fred: I know you stole Aidens bagel...
Fred: [High voice] No, I have not seen Aidens bagel
[Setting]: Living room
Aiden: Where is Fred?? Is he on the poop deck, the bathroom's door is closed.
[Setting]: Bathroom
Aiden: [Looks on floor][Eyes widen]
Aiden: [Picks up picture] Who is this?
[Setting]: Where Fred is
Fred: [High voice] Ask Quanito, he might tell you who is behind this...
Fred: Ok, your innocent... for now
[Setting]: In Living room
Fred: Where is Quanito?
AIden: WHERE WERE YOU!?!?!?
Fred: Gimmie that picture...
Aiden: I know your in a Mission Impossible world but COME BACK!!!!
Fred: [Spots plate on table] Hmm....
Fred: [Investigates bagel crumbs and cranberry juice] How odd...
Aiden: HELLO??!!?! I command you to come back!!!
Fred: Quanito is in the sewer!!!!
Aiden: Fred, Earth to Fred...
Fred: [Runs into bathroom]
Aiden: What are you doing???
[Setting] Bathroom
Fred: [In toilet] See you on the other side!!!
Aiden: o_O wait wut?
Fred: [Gargaly] See you later!
Aiden: Ughhh... Science must be dirty work...
[Setting] Sewer lol
Fred: [Comes out of pipe] Quanito!
Fred: [Low voice] Why hello Fred
Fred: Do you have any evidence about [Echoing voice] THE MISSING BAGEL.
Fred: [Low voice] Ah yes, it was you...
Fred: What??
Fred: [Low voice] Do you remember?
[Setting] Living room, dreamy
Fred: [Normal] Im hungry...
Fred: [Spots bagel in box] Hmm...
Fred: I need some cranberry juice with it...
Fred: [Spills cranberry juice] Aww man...
[Setting]: Sewer
Fred: Ohhh... time to apologize.
[Setting]: Living room
Aiden: Oh well.. Freds off with his crazyness...
Fred: I found out who ate your bagel!!!!!!!!!
Aiden: You did?
Fred: It was MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
...
...
[1 second later]
Fred: [Running] AHHHH!!!!
Aiden: [Chasing] YOU THINK YOU SO SMART, THAT WAS A SPECIAL BAGEL, IM GONNA HAVE TO PAY 1,000,000 DOLLARS FOR IT!!!!!
Fred: [Panting] Thats a lot of zeros!
Aiden: [Chasing] IT IS!!!!
Spoiler: show
[Setting]: In lab
Fred: you have to be really careful with a mutation chemical, sometimes you get superpowers, other times your a stupid monster...
Aiden: Superpowers are cool... I wish I had some
Fred: riiiigggghhttt........
Aiden: Hmmm
Fred: just like that, nice and ea--
Aiden: TWWWWWANNNGGG!!!!!!!!
Fred: AHHHH!!!! [Throws chemical in air]
[Reggie] About to become a meat eating lizard
Reggie: [Chemical falls on Reggie]
Fred: ...panic...
Reggie: [Grows 3 ft tall 2 ft wide and 5 ft long]
Fred: ...uh-oh....
Reggie: [Drools and pants like dog][Has smile]
Fred: That was wierd...
Aiden: DARN!!!
Fred: Calm down, Reggies now officially AWESOME!!!
Aiden: [Scoops up every chemical and drinks every one]
Fred: WHAT ARE YOU DOING???
Aiden: Trying.. GULP ...to get... GULP ...superpowers!!!!
Fred: But you cant do that with lead!
Aiden: HERE YOU TRY IT!!! [Throws chemical at Freds head]
Fred: [Knocked unconscious]
[The next day...]
Fred: [Waking up on desk] U-u-u-u-ug-ugh... what-what happened?
Fred: [Looks up at roof (Sadly there is no roof, it got smashed)] Im in the lab, but still? What happened?
Fred: [Pulls out book] A list of my equations, one is about a mutation.
Fred: Lead plus XY-17 plus plutonium...
Fred: There is only one way to find out about what happened...
[Setting] On street
Fred: AIden!
AIden: [Zooms to Fred] Hello Fred!
Fred: Your fast...
Aiden: Im a superhero!!!!
Fred: Ok! But tell me what happened!!!
AIden: I got superpowers! By drinking all your chemicals!
Fred: How long has it been?!
Aiden: About 6 months...
...
Fred: WHAT????
Aiden: Dont worry!
[Giant footsteps rumbles the ground]
Aiden: CRIME!!!
[Giant steel robot pops out of nowhere]
Fred: Oh great... had to be superpowers -_-
[Scene theme]
Aiden: DONT WORRY!!! [Zooms to robot]
Fred: O_o Okay, I have see giant lizards, hairy beasts, and now its a giant ROBOT!?!?!
Aiden: Time to take out the trash....
Aiden: [Punches face on robot, does nothing]
Robot: [Punches Aidens face, throws Aiden on ground]
Aiden: Hmmm
Fred: Thats it! What are you up to?!?!
Aiden: STOP IT YOU'LL GET SQ--
[Music end]
Robot: [Sadly squashes Fred]
Aiden: O_O
...
...
Robot: [Suddenly blows up]
Aiden: Uhhh....
Fred: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Fred: [Crashes on ground, missing a leg]
Aiden: AHHHHHHHH!!!! Wait, your leg is bionic???
Fred: One time I lost my body to a wrecking ball... (not true in real life0
Aiden: Dang.
...
Aiden: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! [And so on]
Fred: Lets get you fixed up...
LOL
Fred: you have to be really careful with a mutation chemical, sometimes you get superpowers, other times your a stupid monster...
Aiden: Superpowers are cool... I wish I had some
Fred: riiiigggghhttt........
Aiden: Hmmm
Fred: just like that, nice and ea--
Aiden: TWWWWWANNNGGG!!!!!!!!
Fred: AHHHH!!!! [Throws chemical in air]
[Reggie] About to become a meat eating lizard
Reggie: [Chemical falls on Reggie]
Fred: ...panic...
Reggie: [Grows 3 ft tall 2 ft wide and 5 ft long]
Fred: ...uh-oh....
Reggie: [Drools and pants like dog][Has smile]
Fred: That was wierd...
Aiden: DARN!!!
Fred: Calm down, Reggies now officially AWESOME!!!
Aiden: [Scoops up every chemical and drinks every one]
Fred: WHAT ARE YOU DOING???
Aiden: Trying.. GULP ...to get... GULP ...superpowers!!!!
Fred: But you cant do that with lead!
Aiden: HERE YOU TRY IT!!! [Throws chemical at Freds head]
Fred: [Knocked unconscious]
[The next day...]
Fred: [Waking up on desk] U-u-u-u-ug-ugh... what-what happened?
Fred: [Looks up at roof (Sadly there is no roof, it got smashed)] Im in the lab, but still? What happened?
Fred: [Pulls out book] A list of my equations, one is about a mutation.
Fred: Lead plus XY-17 plus plutonium...
Fred: There is only one way to find out about what happened...
[Setting] On street
Fred: AIden!
AIden: [Zooms to Fred] Hello Fred!
Fred: Your fast...
Aiden: Im a superhero!!!!
Fred: Ok! But tell me what happened!!!
AIden: I got superpowers! By drinking all your chemicals!
Fred: How long has it been?!
Aiden: About 6 months...
...
Fred: WHAT????
Aiden: Dont worry!
[Giant footsteps rumbles the ground]
Aiden: CRIME!!!
[Giant steel robot pops out of nowhere]
Fred: Oh great... had to be superpowers -_-
[Scene theme]
Aiden: DONT WORRY!!! [Zooms to robot]
Fred: O_o Okay, I have see giant lizards, hairy beasts, and now its a giant ROBOT!?!?!
Aiden: Time to take out the trash....
Aiden: [Punches face on robot, does nothing]
Robot: [Punches Aidens face, throws Aiden on ground]
Aiden: Hmmm
Fred: Thats it! What are you up to?!?!
Aiden: STOP IT YOU'LL GET SQ--
[Music end]
Robot: [Sadly squashes Fred]
Aiden: O_O
...
...
Robot: [Suddenly blows up]
Aiden: Uhhh....
Fred: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Fred: [Crashes on ground, missing a leg]
Aiden: AHHHHHHHH!!!! Wait, your leg is bionic???
Fred: One time I lost my body to a wrecking ball... (not true in real life0
Aiden: Dang.
...
Aiden: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! [And so on]
Fred: Lets get you fixed up...
LOL
Spoiler: show
[Setting]: In the lab
Fred: [Smacks drill with wrench] Gotta get this bolt out
Aiden: [Relaxed on chair] Watever...
Fred: [Uses wrench on bolt] Can... you... help me?? Your the bron!!!
Aiden: Hmm, bron, what a dumb name for Aiden.
Fred: [Stomps on wrench with bolt on it] Come.. On!!
Aiden: Dont you mean come off?
Fred: [Pulls wrench] This wont work, time to pull out the big guns!
Fred: [Tries to pull off wrench] NGGHH!!
Fred: Watever.. [Walks away]
Aiden: Finally
Fred: [Holding box of TNT] Im back!
Aiden: HOL--
Fred: Holding a pound of dynamite!
Aiden: Fred!! THERE LIT!!!
Fred: [Looks at dynamite] Uh-oh...
[BOOM!!!]
[Apartment flips upside down]
Fred: Woah!!!
Aiden: WOW.
[Big crash, black]
[Setting] In the destroyed lab
Fred: Uhh.... Wha???
Aiden: Where are we???
Fred: We are in the lab
Reggie: [Pops out of debris]
Fred: Huh, Reggie's ok...
Aiden: Of course Reggie is ok! How does a 220 pound mutant lizard not survive a explosion?
Fred: Idk where we actually are?
Fred: Hmm, lets go downstairs.
Aiden: You have a second basement??
Fred: No, the doors flipped upside down...
Aiden: Ohh....
[Setting] Living room flipped upside down
Fred: I knew we would have to abandon our home someday...
Fred: [Walks up to metal wall][Presses button]
Fred: Behold!!! [Wall opens up]
Fred: That thing back in Flight of the Fred! Its just flipped...
Aiden: Yeah, its flipped.
Fred: [Presses green button][Flips room]
Aiden: Oh...
[Setting] On the thing from story 1
Aiden: Remember what happened last time??
Fred: I remem--[Presses another button]--BBERRRRRRRRR!!!
[Thing pops out of chimney]
Fred: We're going over!!
[Thing stops in midair, then uses a law of nature called gravity and makes it fall]
Fred: AHHH!!!!
Fred & Aiden: [Falls on sidewalk]
Fred: Well the couldn't ge-[Bulding explodes]-t... any... worse...
Aiden: Where are we gonna live???
[Laptop falls on Fred's lap]
Fred: Oh yay!!
Aiden: -_-
THE END LOLOLOL
Fred: [Smacks drill with wrench] Gotta get this bolt out
Aiden: [Relaxed on chair] Watever...
Fred: [Uses wrench on bolt] Can... you... help me?? Your the bron!!!
Aiden: Hmm, bron, what a dumb name for Aiden.
Fred: [Stomps on wrench with bolt on it] Come.. On!!
Aiden: Dont you mean come off?
Fred: [Pulls wrench] This wont work, time to pull out the big guns!
Fred: [Tries to pull off wrench] NGGHH!!
Fred: Watever.. [Walks away]
Aiden: Finally
Fred: [Holding box of TNT] Im back!
Aiden: HOL--
Fred: Holding a pound of dynamite!
Aiden: Fred!! THERE LIT!!!
Fred: [Looks at dynamite] Uh-oh...
[BOOM!!!]
[Apartment flips upside down]
Fred: Woah!!!
Aiden: WOW.
[Big crash, black]
[Setting] In the destroyed lab
Fred: Uhh.... Wha???
Aiden: Where are we???
Fred: We are in the lab
Reggie: [Pops out of debris]
Fred: Huh, Reggie's ok...
Aiden: Of course Reggie is ok! How does a 220 pound mutant lizard not survive a explosion?
Fred: Idk where we actually are?
Fred: Hmm, lets go downstairs.
Aiden: You have a second basement??
Fred: No, the doors flipped upside down...
Aiden: Ohh....
[Setting] Living room flipped upside down
Fred: I knew we would have to abandon our home someday...
Fred: [Walks up to metal wall][Presses button]
Fred: Behold!!! [Wall opens up]
Fred: That thing back in Flight of the Fred! Its just flipped...
Aiden: Yeah, its flipped.
Fred: [Presses green button][Flips room]
Aiden: Oh...
[Setting] On the thing from story 1
Aiden: Remember what happened last time??
Fred: I remem--[Presses another button]--BBERRRRRRRRR!!!
[Thing pops out of chimney]
Fred: We're going over!!
[Thing stops in midair, then uses a law of nature called gravity and makes it fall]
Fred: AHHH!!!!
Fred & Aiden: [Falls on sidewalk]
Fred: Well the couldn't ge-[Bulding explodes]-t... any... worse...
Aiden: Where are we gonna live???
[Laptop falls on Fred's lap]
Fred: Oh yay!!
Aiden: -_-
THE END LOLOLOL
