What is the most crazy home media release you can think up?

[Hawkeyeone]

("Home Media" means Blu-Ray or DVD or whatever)

Example:
Pinocchio 74th Anniversary Ultimate Limited Special Collectior's Edition 8-Disc Blu-Ray + DVD + VHS + Laserdisc + Digital Copy with 2009 restored version of the movie, 1984 unrestored print, 1992 restored print which isn't very restored because the technology at the time sucked, 1999 print stretched out to theatrical aspect ratio that is pretty much the 1992 print, 2003 slightly-poorly restored print that was never released in the USA, every deleted scene, every deleted song, every deleted scene animated in the style of the movie, every theatrical release trailer, history book, stone resin figurines, replica of every theatrical release poster, replica of every model sheet and deleted lines for Gideon by Mel Blanc that are actually lost in the linear present day and age, but brought back with aid of a time machine, every video game based on the film included in digital, CD, and cartridge form, blueprints for real-life Pleasure Island that will turn any unsuspecting little boys into jackasses, then you go to jail because that's illegal, every single sweatbox conference sheet and genuine recorded audio ALSO brought back thanks to a time machine, dubs in every single language ever to exist, including those bullshit ones fabman makes up, several documentaries, all artwork, solid gold case, novelization of the movie, and to top it all off- genuine blue fairy wand so you can make anything come to life!

Considering Disney's marketing efforts, this will probably be made someday...