McDonald’s “Happy” Mascot

[Hawkeyeone]

VERY recently, McDonald's has announced a new mascot for the U.S- a Happy Meal box.

This is rustling my jimmies very well.

[Shadow Yoshi]

Stop making video/image threads. Last warning.

EDIT: My bad, this thread is meant for actually discussing this character. Carry on, I guess.

[Murphmario]

No...

Out of anything, please bring back Ronald McDonald...

[Danny]

KILL IT.

KILL IT WITH FIRE SAUCE.

TACO BELL FTW.

[Julia Pseudo]

That is a fucking creepy as fuck character. It needs to not have teeth.

[Magna DominXus]

That is a fucking creepy as fuck character. It needs to not have teeth.

The teeth look.......so real!

[DarkMatt]

"Who's eating who now America?!

ohgodthediabetes"

Spoiler: show

(I'm eeeh on Taco Bell, if only because WHY DO THEY TOAST THE TORTILLA SHELL? WHY DO THEY THINK THAT'S DELICIOUS? (It's more Taco Bell is way out there and I have a closer alternative.))

[Julia Pseudo]

That is a fucking creepy as fuck character. It needs to not have teeth.

The teeth look.......so real!

That is the problem. You don't combine realistic with unrealistic or else you drop straight into the uncanny valley.

[Namyrr]

I don't know what they're thinking with a 'mascot' like this.
Looks like a work off of the creepypasta wikia.

[reghrhre]

BUT AT LOOK AT THAT THINGS KICKS THOUGH!!! IT'S IN FASHION!!

And wat, I thought Ronald McDonald was still gonna be around, I read an article that he was given a new and modern look, is that not happening anymore? Lol, either ways wow... that's all I really got to say

[DarkMatt]

The more I look at it the more I think it's a really bad knockoff superhero. Like "Captain Toothpaste" or "The Sponge of Mystery".

[FanofSMBX]

This character is extremely cool! He could help encourage kids to be more active and eat healthier!

[Julia Pseudo]

This character is extremely cool! He could help encourage kids to be more active and eat healthier!

I can't tell if you're being serious or not but I sincerely hope you're not.

[zlaker]

This character is extremely cool! He could help encourage kids to be more active and eat healthier!

I can't tell if you're being serious or not but I sincerely hope you're not.

He's sarcastic. BTW they should've kept Ronald.

[Warlock]

Meh, I've seen this mascot here before in the UK. No big deal. Never heard about them bringing it to The USA though.

[Hawkeyeone]

Meh, I've seen this mascot here before in the UK. No big deal. Never heard about them bringing it to The USA though.

I'm pretty sure that there he encouraged kids to drink low calorie tea and eat apples with their fish and chips.

[Julia Pseudo]

Meh, I've seen this mascot here before in the UK. No big deal. Never heard about them bringing it to The USA though.

This… thing… already existed? I weep for the sanity of British children.

[FanofSMBX]

[Murphmario]

fish and chips.

And vinegar.

[MrPunchia]

Thank god I'm Canadian...