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MAJOR DISCOVERY

Posted: Sat May 17, 2014 5:41 pm
by Warlock
So, I study the paranormal, I an a psychic, I am fluent in The Ancient Language (used in the Ancient Craft of Magic), and I have constantly been looking for gateways to other worlds. So I cannot think of how delighted I am to say that...








































THERE REALLY IS A DEAD WORLD!!!



The Ancient Language is the key to opening gateways to other worlds, the only words you need to say are 'Tetumus Allamus', according to my most recent studies. I have been searching and searching, and just half an hour ago I randomly said those two words out loud. And then it came. A sight so remarkable and yet so rare, that I just couldn't risk passing through the door to a whole new world. All I had to do was look at it and put my hand out to realise that this was the real fact. This was one of many Dead worlds, where spirits of past humans live and enjoy their eternal lives. It was just remarkable. and here's the wierd thing: No-one seemed to notice a thing. It was almost as if it wasn't there...

I am currently on my way to this gateway that i found, and am really nervous. Soon i will be in the dead world, and meeting many spirits and talking to many others. This is just a remarkable feat. I am really exited because there is a legend that says that the finder of a hidden world is given a reward beyone compare to others. I think now I could be on the run for something BIG. And I mean HUGE.

I will give constant updates on the situation, and tell you what the Dead World is like once I get there.

Peace!

Fabman650

Re: MAJOR DISCOVERY

Posted: Sat May 17, 2014 5:41 pm
by Danny
cool let me know if you can bring my grandfather back

Re: MAJOR DISCOVERY

Posted: Sat May 17, 2014 5:46 pm
by Murphmario
And my great Grandma and my Grandpa.

Re: MAJOR DISCOVERY

Posted: Sat May 17, 2014 5:47 pm
by Mable
Those we lost in the 2 war of our familiy and 4 more grandpa's and 3 grandma's

Re: MAJOR DISCOVERY

Posted: Sat May 17, 2014 5:55 pm
by Julia Pseudo
I'm not sure if you need serious help, are an idiot, came here to troll, or all three at once. I'm gonna guess all three at once.

Re: MAJOR DISCOVERY

Posted: Sat May 17, 2014 5:55 pm
by aero
Gosh, I didn't know saying words in a dying language links you to the dead! Can't wait for more updates from you.

Re: MAJOR DISCOVERY

Posted: Sat May 17, 2014 5:57 pm
by Julia Pseudo
Wait I just said "Tetumus Allamus" and it didn't work. What gives man? I wanted to have lunch with Abraham Lincoln.

Re: MAJOR DISCOVERY

Posted: Sat May 17, 2014 6:00 pm
by Shadow Yoshi

Re: MAJOR DISCOVERY

Posted: Sat May 17, 2014 6:03 pm
by Murphmario
Joey wrote:
Um...

Re: MAJOR DISCOVERY

Posted: Sat May 17, 2014 6:05 pm
by Raster
This is an amazing discovery that will change everything.

Re: MAJOR DISCOVERY

Posted: Sat May 17, 2014 6:06 pm
by Megar
this upsets me because it reminds me of how i'll never see gramps again

Re: MAJOR DISCOVERY

Posted: Sat May 17, 2014 6:17 pm
by Warlock
UPDATE!!!

I am catually in The Dead World now, and it turns out they have a load of Dead World wiFi and websites. I mean, the only way to get to a human website is to type in the EXACT URL. God, I'm really looking forward to dying now (!)

Re: MAJOR DISCOVERY

Posted: Sat May 17, 2014 6:18 pm
by Megar
tell me the exact location of gramps

Re: MAJOR DISCOVERY

Posted: Sat May 17, 2014 6:22 pm
by Danny
Fabman650 wrote:UPDATE!!!

I am catually in The Dead World now, and it turns out they have a load of Dead World wiFi and websites. I mean, the only way to get to a human website is to type in the EXACT URL. God, I'm really looking forward to dying now (!)
If you're looking forward to dying now, how about you go kill yourself!

Re: MAJOR DISCOVERY

Posted: Sat May 17, 2014 6:26 pm
by Murphmario
8bitmushroom wrote:
Fabman650 wrote:UPDATE!!!

I am catually in The Dead World now, and it turns out they have a load of Dead World wiFi and websites. I mean, the only way to get to a human website is to type in the EXACT URL. God, I'm really looking forward to dying now (!)
If you're looking forward to dying now, how about you go kill yourself!
But then he wouldn't give us any more updates.

Re: MAJOR DISCOVERY

Posted: Sat May 17, 2014 6:34 pm
by Shadow Yoshi
Typing the exact URL builds character.

Re: MAJOR DISCOVERY

Posted: Sat May 17, 2014 6:36 pm
by Warlock
Just left. If you stay in a world that you wasn't born in you can and will die.I am definitely coming back. Also, I have found another way to get into contact with the Dead World. Anyone who wants to use it just simply PM me.

Re: MAJOR DISCOVERY

Posted: Sat May 17, 2014 6:40 pm
by Magna DominXus
God this is a worse troll than my pokèmon rick roll I posted earlier this week.

I request for this to be locked without owner's permission.

Re: MAJOR DISCOVERY

Posted: Sat May 17, 2014 6:51 pm
by Shadow Yoshi
No, this topic is relevant.

Re: MAJOR DISCOVERY

Posted: Sat May 17, 2014 7:00 pm
by Magna DominXus
Joey wrote:No, this topic is relevant.
Well if this isn't going down I might as well be productive.
Spoiler: show
OH MIGHTY DEAD LOARD BRING MAI GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRATE GRAIT GRAAT GRANFATHER FROM THE DEAD. HE WAS PROBABLY A COOL GUY SO I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE DID. HE WILL TEACH MY FAMILY OF WHAT HAPPENED AT 9/11 AND HOW AWESOME CARTOON NETWORK USED TO BE. I WILL GIV THEE MY LEFT TESTICLE FOR HIS RETURN.

SO DO YOU ACCEPT, OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, DEAD JESUS?