These are stories of how a potato salad evolved into all types of animals, from bugs to birds, animals to anthropods, and so on and so forth.
These are things that are fast to read and hopefully enjoy. I don't post things on a schedule, just randomly. If you spot an error, typo, ect post it in red. I'll see it faster that way.
Let's do this thing.
To bee or not to bee: show
There once was a baker on 23 Main Street
Who made potato salad,
He left it to cool out, but to his surprise it fell down.
He thinks, "Hey, the floor is much cooler anyhow."
And it sat there. Hopeless, the Potato Salad tried calling for help.
In the busy city whom this floor belonged to, people walked by.
Until suddenly, there was a fly.
He said: "Hey look a potato salad, what's up?"
The poor hopeless Salad replied: "Well I'm down and I have a big frown. Think you can help me turn around?"
He said: "Naw, I'm much to busy for these things, but I know some guys that got a sting! They'll flip you over inside and out, do you want me to go to them?"
Nodding slowly to the fly, he went to look for his little yellow allies.
They came buzzing and said:
"This could sure go with some bread..."
The Salad got terrified, and attacked the bees,
More or less like mutiny.
The bees fell down, their up-side was down,
And the salad ate the colony.
It was 6:34 in the afternoon, and in some hours he would see the moon.
'Till he felt some buzzing in his head and suddenly...
The colony came back but in appearance of the potato salad, and he thought and said: "Flip me over, por favor"
And the bees turned him around, like some thoughtless robots.
He sent them to destroy this disgusting city, all those years of work, what a pity.
After a few hours it looked like ruins, but the Salad just got snoozing.
This Salad has more potential to come, but for today he had enough fun.
Who made potato salad,
He left it to cool out, but to his surprise it fell down.
He thinks, "Hey, the floor is much cooler anyhow."
And it sat there. Hopeless, the Potato Salad tried calling for help.
In the busy city whom this floor belonged to, people walked by.
Until suddenly, there was a fly.
He said: "Hey look a potato salad, what's up?"
The poor hopeless Salad replied: "Well I'm down and I have a big frown. Think you can help me turn around?"
He said: "Naw, I'm much to busy for these things, but I know some guys that got a sting! They'll flip you over inside and out, do you want me to go to them?"
Nodding slowly to the fly, he went to look for his little yellow allies.
They came buzzing and said:
"This could sure go with some bread..."
The Salad got terrified, and attacked the bees,
More or less like mutiny.
The bees fell down, their up-side was down,
And the salad ate the colony.
It was 6:34 in the afternoon, and in some hours he would see the moon.
'Till he felt some buzzing in his head and suddenly...
The colony came back but in appearance of the potato salad, and he thought and said: "Flip me over, por favor"
And the bees turned him around, like some thoughtless robots.
He sent them to destroy this disgusting city, all those years of work, what a pity.
After a few hours it looked like ruins, but the Salad just got snoozing.
This Salad has more potential to come, but for today he had enough fun.
Blood Sucking Parisites: show
After the useless destruction of the city, the Salad's square of the sidewalk was untouched.
The bees made hives from the traffic light posts in the shape of a potato, more or less.
They wouldn't be the only residents for long, because the fly, the one who invited his allies, came back and took quite a shock when he saw these ruins.
He says: "I was coming to get lunch but there is nothing to munch! What is this mess!?"
In seeing the potato shaped hive his brain, the size of half a pinhead, noticed the Salad on 23 Main Street, or so it used to be.
He exclaimed: "What on earth have you commited?! I'll call the cops on you!"
The Potato Salad, slightly looking up at him replied: "You're flying over the police station you so dearly wanted to call."
Looking down, the fly, enraged, attacks the Salad in vain as it shoots a peice of potato salad right at the fly, with a bit of oregeno, I think...
And *ploop* the fly is deep dished, when suddenly it floats up into the air out of the potato salad, transformed.
The Potato Salad, again taking advantage of this horrible situation, said: "Now, get me the rest of your pals."
The fly managed to get all 1 Septrillion flies in one corner of this used to be city, without looking suspicious, somehow.
They too, were potato salads capable of whatever the Potato Salad wanted.
That is the end of of those parasites, who you so much dispise.
The bees made hives from the traffic light posts in the shape of a potato, more or less.
They wouldn't be the only residents for long, because the fly, the one who invited his allies, came back and took quite a shock when he saw these ruins.
He says: "I was coming to get lunch but there is nothing to munch! What is this mess!?"
In seeing the potato shaped hive his brain, the size of half a pinhead, noticed the Salad on 23 Main Street, or so it used to be.
He exclaimed: "What on earth have you commited?! I'll call the cops on you!"
The Potato Salad, slightly looking up at him replied: "You're flying over the police station you so dearly wanted to call."
Looking down, the fly, enraged, attacks the Salad in vain as it shoots a peice of potato salad right at the fly, with a bit of oregeno, I think...
And *ploop* the fly is deep dished, when suddenly it floats up into the air out of the potato salad, transformed.
The Potato Salad, again taking advantage of this horrible situation, said: "Now, get me the rest of your pals."
The fly managed to get all 1 Septrillion flies in one corner of this used to be city, without looking suspicious, somehow.
They too, were potato salads capable of whatever the Potato Salad wanted.
That is the end of of those parasites, who you so much dispise.
Slithering Poison: show
After the flies settled down into the offices of some used to be business towers, the stillness of the place was altered.
The Potato Salad was, as he thought, at peace when a rattle of a tail made sure everybody know what was coming.
Out of the destroyed local park, or so, it used to be, came a snake fine and proud and approached the Potato Salad.
The snake, of course, curled up slightly letting its gaurd down. It said to the Salad: "I hear you can control us reptiles," said he. "too bad here's one you won't get." As he unwrapped himself, he underestimated the Potato Salad.
As he left, the Salad got together with his little army of misunderstood bees, and said: "That there is one reptile we HAVE to get!"
All the bees surrounded the area the snake was in and closed it up, smaller and smaller.
The snake, noticing this with his self-proclaimed "super senses", curled up and was ready to jump, but the bees didn't care, they just "yolo-ed" their way in and pounced the slithering soot.
Later arriving to the Potato Salad they said in unison: "We captured the two fanged worm!"
The snake scoffed at their ignorance and was thrown into a pile of potato salad, and like the rest was controlled by the Salad.
The Potato Salad was proud in the sense that he'd done all this, but he knew there was more power for him to claim.
The Potato Salad was, as he thought, at peace when a rattle of a tail made sure everybody know what was coming.
Out of the destroyed local park, or so, it used to be, came a snake fine and proud and approached the Potato Salad.
The snake, of course, curled up slightly letting its gaurd down. It said to the Salad: "I hear you can control us reptiles," said he. "too bad here's one you won't get." As he unwrapped himself, he underestimated the Potato Salad.
As he left, the Salad got together with his little army of misunderstood bees, and said: "That there is one reptile we HAVE to get!"
All the bees surrounded the area the snake was in and closed it up, smaller and smaller.
The snake, noticing this with his self-proclaimed "super senses", curled up and was ready to jump, but the bees didn't care, they just "yolo-ed" their way in and pounced the slithering soot.
Later arriving to the Potato Salad they said in unison: "We captured the two fanged worm!"
The snake scoffed at their ignorance and was thrown into a pile of potato salad, and like the rest was controlled by the Salad.
The Potato Salad was proud in the sense that he'd done all this, but he knew there was more power for him to claim.
Mythical Creatures: Pt. 1: show
We all know the Kraken will only come out at the end of the world, yada yada yada. (or you didn't which is the same because I just explained it to you, silly.)
But since the world was in the hands of the Potato Salad, it was already the end, more or less, depends on how you see it, really. He quit waiting underwater, and surfaced.
"WOAH, IS THAT THE SUN???" Questioned he in a loud voice.
"I HONESTLY THOUGHT IT WOULD FALL BEFORE I COULD SEE IT."
As he swam to the shores of the ruins, the Potato Salad was quite pleased to see another easy capture.
"Sup!" Cried the Salad.
"WHAT??? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!"
"I said, SUP!!!"
"STOP MURMURING!!!"
"..."
"LOOK, BIG GUY, YOU GONNA DO SOMETHING TO ME OR IS THAT ALL?"
"WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING!?!"
"Ok, no time to lose."
As the Salad gathered a ball of himself, or, something, the Kraken slams two of his front tentacles onto the ruins. The Salad didn't exactly like that, but he dealt with it and flung the ball of himself, or, something, and it hit the Kraken's right front tentacle.
"HA, YOU FELT THAT? IF YOU DIDN'T, IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE SO NUMB FROM BEING UNDERWATER OR BECAUSE MY WRATH IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THAT!!!"
"I HATE HOW YOU KEEP ON MURMURING!!!"
"Bruh. Well whatever."
And he used the Kraken's now converted tentacle to slap the said Kraken.
"OW. WHY DID I DO THAT. OR WAS IT YOU SOMEHOW???"
"yeeeeeeet"
"OW! WTH IS WRONG WITH YOU???"
As the Potato Salad kept yeeting the Kraken's arm onto the Kraken itself, the huge octopus dood sank underwater, but returned by hauling a huge wave onto the ruins.
Sadly, that never actually happened and he kept getting slapped.
ONE DAY, the Potato Salad saw no actual use in slapping the Kraken, so he converted the whole thing into his pawn.
Power move.
"All your base are belong to us." Cried the Salad. His followers also, uh, cheered.
Well, await part 2. I bet it'll come out before the world ends.
But since the world was in the hands of the Potato Salad, it was already the end, more or less, depends on how you see it, really. He quit waiting underwater, and surfaced.
"WOAH, IS THAT THE SUN???" Questioned he in a loud voice.
"I HONESTLY THOUGHT IT WOULD FALL BEFORE I COULD SEE IT."
As he swam to the shores of the ruins, the Potato Salad was quite pleased to see another easy capture.
"Sup!" Cried the Salad.
"WHAT??? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!"
"I said, SUP!!!"
"STOP MURMURING!!!"
"..."
"LOOK, BIG GUY, YOU GONNA DO SOMETHING TO ME OR IS THAT ALL?"
"WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING!?!"
"Ok, no time to lose."
As the Salad gathered a ball of himself, or, something, the Kraken slams two of his front tentacles onto the ruins. The Salad didn't exactly like that, but he dealt with it and flung the ball of himself, or, something, and it hit the Kraken's right front tentacle.
"HA, YOU FELT THAT? IF YOU DIDN'T, IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE SO NUMB FROM BEING UNDERWATER OR BECAUSE MY WRATH IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THAT!!!"
"I HATE HOW YOU KEEP ON MURMURING!!!"
"Bruh. Well whatever."
And he used the Kraken's now converted tentacle to slap the said Kraken.
"OW. WHY DID I DO THAT. OR WAS IT YOU SOMEHOW???"
"yeeeeeeet"
"OW! WTH IS WRONG WITH YOU???"
As the Potato Salad kept yeeting the Kraken's arm onto the Kraken itself, the huge octopus dood sank underwater, but returned by hauling a huge wave onto the ruins.
Sadly, that never actually happened and he kept getting slapped.
ONE DAY, the Potato Salad saw no actual use in slapping the Kraken, so he converted the whole thing into his pawn.
Power move.
"All your base are belong to us." Cried the Salad. His followers also, uh, cheered.
Well, await part 2. I bet it'll come out before the world ends.
