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haha funny

I dunno...

I make bad puns. A lot.

I have around 20 of them.

Example:


What would happen if you'd stab fabric?

You'd KILT it.

see?

That's an old one.. Hehehe..

Eggscellent. I wake more pubs than you. Now .dat Wii-both'r'pub-wakers, I guess we should pub rattle.

Sea? ICANN wake a garage of pubs. I goat a skele-tub* of pubs, you should bee jellyous.

*medal-pubs are pubs inside of a pub.

smbx GaMERDoG wrote: ↑

Sun Oct 14, 2018 12:50 am

Eggscellent. I wake more pubs than you. Now .dat Wii-both'r'pub-wakers, I guess we should pub rattle.

Sea? ICANN wake a garage of pubs. I goat a skele-tub* of pubs, you should bee jellyous.

*medal-pubs are pubs inside of a pub.

I don't understood nothing

What happens when you hit a window

It cries in ---panes---

Surtur wrote: ↑

Sun Oct 14, 2018 7:54 am

smbx GaMERDoG wrote: ↑

Sun Oct 14, 2018 12:50 am

Eggscellent. I wake more pubs than you. Now .dat Wii-both'r'pub-wakers, I guess we should pub rattle.

Sea? ICANN wake a garage of pubs. I goat a skele-tub* of pubs, you should bee jellyous.

*medal-pubs are pubs inside of a pub.

I don't understood nothing

Cumfused? You should bee, Papyrus.

WHAT ON EARTH DOES PAPYRUS HAVE TO DO WITH THIS XD

Do you even know what a pun is, Gamer dog?

A pun isn't a joke, I mean, it is, but it's not supposed to be like that..

Say, this makes more sense:

What do you call an Alligator that sails the seas?

A navi-GATOR

That makes more sense than:

Sea? ICANN wake a garage of pubs. I goat a skele-tub* of pubs, you should bee jellyous.

Nobody understands that.

Added in 54 seconds:
UNLESS, you think a pun is supposed to be using words the wrong way, or something?

Look man, puns aren't for everyone.

And you like Undertale from the looks of it

*You felt your sins crawling on your back

oh dang

Have a real joke for once.

After Trump winning the election: More and more congratulations arrive from the whole word. Finally Trumps asks his secretary: "did Moscow already reply?", and the secretary answers: "They already congratulated yesterday".

.

Well, puns are flipped jokes.
They relate to a situation and that's what makes it funny
Say, here's a less funny one

At what time do you have to get to knife lessons?

10:00 SHARP

Well now that I think about it

Ok, for a normal joke, here's one:

A man was told to install a window.

He never got payed.

Why? Because it was ON THE HOUSE

Shouldn't the title of the topic be called "What is the funniest joke someone has ever made to you" instead?

I would share some of the jokes my older sister told me growing up, but I'll only share one, because of a few reasons:

• Most of them are lengthily

• Some are very wrong, and I'll get in trouble for being cruel (Example: dead baby jokes )

• Some of them are gross....

One joke my sister told me in childhood: "It's a daddy goomba, and he's giving birth to babies!!!!!!!"*

*That was from the part of my childhood when me & my sister were playing "Super Mario Bros. 3" on our father's aunt's (Nintendo Entertainment System)

Eri7 wrote: ↑

Thu Oct 18, 2018 1:48 pm

Shouldn't the title of the topic be called "What is the funniest joke someone has ever made to you" instead?

Well you have the reason

yea title should change

but how?

O.O NEW THEORY (why am i doing this at 10:58)

ThePieSkyHigh wrote: ↑

Thu Oct 18, 2018 11:00 pm

yea title should change

but how?

O.O NEW THEORY (why am i doing this at 10:58)

Hey you are from Venezuela too? You say that you posted at 10:58 and in my timezone, says that you posted it at 11:00 (well only two minutes later)

Surtur wrote: ↑

Fri Oct 19, 2018 6:16 am

ThePieSkyHigh wrote: ↑

Thu Oct 18, 2018 11:00 pm

yea title should change

but how?

O.O NEW THEORY (why am i doing this at 10:58)

Hey you are from Venezuela too? You say that you posted at 10:58 and in my timezone, says that you posted it at 11:00 (well only two minutes later)

Please try to stay on topic. This would be a great thing to PM someone about

Surtur wrote: ↑

Fri Oct 19, 2018 6:16 am

ThePieSkyHigh wrote: ↑

Thu Oct 18, 2018 11:00 pm

yea title should change

but how?

O.O NEW THEORY (why am i doing this at 10:58)

Hey you are from Venezuela too? You say that you posted at 10:58 and in my timezone, says that you posted it at 11:00 (well only two minutes later)

No, sadly.. I'm in the US and I have an eastern time zone, I set up my clock around 2 minutes early because I don't know how to sync time with my compute

Maybe eastern is your time zone too?

ThePieSkyHigh wrote: ↑

Fri Oct 19, 2018 1:35 pm

Surtur wrote: ↑

Fri Oct 19, 2018 6:16 am

ThePieSkyHigh wrote: ↑

Thu Oct 18, 2018 11:00 pm

yea title should change

but how?

O.O NEW THEORY (why am i doing this at 10:58)

Hey you are from Venezuela too? You say that you posted at 10:58 and in my timezone, says that you posted it at 11:00 (well only two minutes later)

No, sadly.. I'm in the US and I have an eastern time zone, I set up my clock around 2 minutes early because I don't know how to sync time with my compute

Maybe eastern is your time zone too?

Well I think yes because we have the same hour

PixelPest wrote:Please try to stay on topic. This would be a great thing to PM someone about

Oh, sorry. I will notice that