Funny Jokes Topic

[FireyPaperMario]

I may've said this joke before in the SMBX community, but screw it:

Me and my friends were walking on a nature walk, and we saw a scorpion. And the scorpion yells out "GET OVER HERE!!!!!", and me and friends were like, "No thanks!", and walk away

[ThePieSkyHigh]

My inactivity

[krakin]

My inactivity

haha that's very funny

[Cedur]

My inactivity

reminding myself of you and your inactivity and then seeing your post

[TheNightingale]

My inactivity

reminding myself of you and your inactivity and then seeing your post

That usually happens to me lol

[Cedur]

from my sister:

"You wanna tell me about your research?" - "No!"
"You really don't wanna tell me about your research?" - "Really no!"
"You wanna give a talk at the upcoming congress?" - "I'd love to!"

[MegaDood]

I may've said this joke before in the SMBX community, but screw it:

Me and my friends were walking on a nature walk, and we saw a scorpion. And the scorpion yells out "GET OVER HERE!!!!!", and me and friends were like, "No thanks!", and walk away

I heard it and was confused. Then I reread the joke and practically face palmed myself for not getting it initially. Nice.

[Eri7]

from my sister:

"You wanna tell me about your research?" - "No!"
"You really don't wanna tell me about your research?" - "Really no!"
"You wanna give a talk at the upcoming congress?" - "I'd love to!"

Wait, i don't get the joke, can you explain it to me?

[Cedur]

Wait, i don't get the joke, can you explain it to me?

scientific / academic context: the example person is too lazy or stressed to talk about their ongoing research, but they're still eager for the attention of a public talk at a congress

[MegaDood]

I don't know if anyone's already made this joke, but here goes.

I moustache you a question.
But I'm shaving it for later.

[KateBulka]

This topic should be renamed to 'banal and bad jokes. I'm sorry for word 'jokes''. I'm not even joking as ya can see.

[MegaDood]

This topic should be renamed to 'banal and bad jokes. I'm sorry for word 'jokes''. I'm not even joking as ya can see.

Either that or "Dad Jokes Welcome"

[Cedur]

finally someone said how lowbrow this thread was for the most part

[krakin]

Don't know if this is funny or offensive but, why didn't the cat want to live with the dog? Because the dog was a bitch.

[8lue Storm]

Did you hear about the restaurant on the Moon? It has nice food, but no atmosphere.

[FireyPaperMario]

Here's a joke I heard from my 5th grade year in Elementary school told by Sam, 1 of my friends;

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He pulls up a big crystal-clear marble with a miniature Yoda figure, and speaks in a Yoda voice to some of the other classmates:

"I can see your future, IT SUCKS!!!!"

[krakin]

Here's a joke I heard from my 5th grade year in Elementary school told by Sam, 1 of my friends;

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He pulls up a big crystal-clear marble with a miniature Yoda figure, and speaks in a Yoda voice to some of the other classmates:

"I can see your future, IT SUCKS!!!!"

I don't get it

[FireyPaperMario]

Here's a joke I heard from my 5th grade year in Elementary school told by Sam, 1 of my friends;

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He pulls up a big crystal-clear marble with a miniature Yoda figure, and speaks in a Yoda voice to some of the other classmates:

"I can see your future, IT SUCKS!!!!"

I don't get it

It's one of those jokes you'll get if you were around in my 5th grade classroom.

[krakin]

Here's a joke I heard from my 5th grade year in Elementary school told by Sam, 1 of my friends;

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He pulls up a big crystal-clear marble with a miniature Yoda figure, and speaks in a Yoda voice to some of the other classmates:

"I can see your future, IT SUCKS!!!!"

I don't get it

It's one of those jokes you'll get if you were around in my 5th grade classroom.

Is it like something that your classmates used to say a lot?

[ThePieSkyHigh]

Well happy to say im back

Lol.

Now, joke: Why is Mario so fat?
Cuz' hes a plump-er

THAT WAS HORRIBLE
My memorizing skills as in narration?