Mythology: 2019 years later
Posted: Fri May 25, 2018 3:35 pm
2019. Friendly faces everywhere. Humble folks without temptation. Ample parking day or night. People shouting "Howdy neighbor!". But most importantly, the Greek gods. And the Shakespeareans. "I had this weird dream last night where I was talking online with Greek gods." McBeth said. "That was just a dream and gods are fake." Ophelia said.
Meanwhile on Mt. Olympus, Zeus overheard the Shakespeareans talking. He escorted Poseidon to start an earthquake, and Cupid to shoot a lead arrow at McBeth and Ophelia. He mistaked the lead arrow for the heart arrow so McBeth and Ophelia fell in love. When Cupid looked through his quiver for a lead arrow, he found none, only heart arrows. Meanwhile, Poseidon could only start tsunamis and not earthquakes. The Greek gods were doomed.
"Oh no," Zeus said. "People have stopped believing in us, our ichor has turned into mortal blood and I only have 1 wife!" That very day, the Greek gods planned for revenge on the mortals. And then the gods and the mortals had a war.
Who won? Let me know in the comments.
Meanwhile on Mt. Olympus, Zeus overheard the Shakespeareans talking. He escorted Poseidon to start an earthquake, and Cupid to shoot a lead arrow at McBeth and Ophelia. He mistaked the lead arrow for the heart arrow so McBeth and Ophelia fell in love. When Cupid looked through his quiver for a lead arrow, he found none, only heart arrows. Meanwhile, Poseidon could only start tsunamis and not earthquakes. The Greek gods were doomed.
"Oh no," Zeus said. "People have stopped believing in us, our ichor has turned into mortal blood and I only have 1 wife!" That very day, the Greek gods planned for revenge on the mortals. And then the gods and the mortals had a war.
Who won? Let me know in the comments.