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...ate a Miracle Fruit, which allowed him to eat up all of the Earth's troops in one go. Dream Land had an easy victory, but before they could celebrate, Mario somehow appeared on a...

SAStar777 wrote:...ate a Miracle Fruit, which allowed him to eat up all of the Earth's troops in one go. Dream Land had an easy victory, but before they could celebrate, Mario somehow appeared on a...

I already continued his sentence fyi

WildWEEGEE wrote:

SAStar777 wrote:...ate a Miracle Fruit, which allowed him to eat up all of the Earth's troops in one go. Dream Land had an easy victory, but before they could celebrate, Mario somehow appeared on a...

I already continued his sentence fyi

How did I miss that? Ugh, lemme try again...

...Joey, who just so happened to appear with Luigi. However, before the fusion happened, Mario appeared on a...

Warthog with master chief by his side. Mario jumped on the Gatling gun and mowed down Joey. Now with joey gone Kirby could no longer fuse and become all powerful. However...

...Clippit and the Microsoft Bob gang appeared and destroyed everything in their way. The only way to stop them was seal them in the ancient Recycle Bin temple. What they didn't expect is...

...that they were entering it about a minute before the Recycle Bin Temple's daily emptying started. They barely survived it and avoided getting recycled, but only because...

...Joey’s force ghost LCKD the recycling process as it promoted no discussion. Microsoft tried to apologize to everyone but ended up...

WildWEEGEE wrote:...Joey’s force ghost LCKD the recycling process as it promoted no discussion. Microsoft tried to apologize to everyone but ended up...

Cyber bullying 7 year old kids

Another sudden is an anti-bullying guy appears and starts beating them up.

Until he gets arrested but it turns out it was all a dream.

...then all of a sudden some spaghetti walks through the door and jumps onto the....

... 4-Dimentional Quantum Plasmacycle that everyone had somehow missed. The spaghetti gets mad at Mario for eating all it's pasta friends, and begins to shoot it's warp lasers at everyone, but then in comes...

... The 4-dimensional Quantum Plasmacycle runs out of liquefied petroleum gas and stops moving. So the spaghetti monster...

...decided to watch Rick & Morty because it has a high IQ. Then, all of a sudden...

Mario, who is watching this in confusion, falls into a pipe that has appeared from nowhere, and finds himself in a troll episode constructed entirely for the purposes of April 1st. In this episode, he finds...

...Mr. Game and Watch who returns for no reason to screw everything up. Mario doesn't like this, so he decides to push the RESET button and then everything goes back to Peach's Castle. Mario then punches the Mario from before so that this would never happen. However, this creates a paradox. Mario made it never happen, but since he wouldn't be able to go back to make it not happen, it still happens, yet it doesn't. To fix this, Musicality decides to...

... Break the forum rules and...

...then all continuity gets screwed up by multiple forum users trying their own hands at continuing the story. Mario then travels to one of these parallel universes, and it's really just the same, except Mr. Game and Watch never had to be fought, and Germany never declared war on the U.K. This results in a SMBX forum topic...

... Called "Continue the story!" in the Sandbox forum, in which several forum users make some random story which makes literally no sense. When Mario sees this topic...

... He declares war against China so...