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[Julia Pseudo]

A classic made modern

Mario was on his way to Peach’s Castle when...

[MegaCDFan235]

...then he tried to make a forum game on the SMBX forums, but got warned by an admin. However, this did not happen, as it is April Fools. Mario then decided...

[PersonNamedUser]

that on the way to peach's castle he'd hit a ? block looking for something, however, instead of finding a power up, he found something else, this something else was...

[MegaCDFan235]

...a Game and Watch that ate Mario whole, and now Mario has to fight Mr. Game and Watch to get out. Mr. Game and Watch almost knocks out Mario, but he is then stopped by....

[Oshi]

...Bob the Builder, who said to Mario, "I am trying to give Mr. Game and Watch diabeties! I will kill you now!" So, Mario and Bob the Builder started to slap each other over and over again until...

[MegaCDFan235]

...Thomas the Tank Engine rammed them into a time machine which transports them to the Berlin Wall, which Thomas then destroys. This means that Thomas gets credited for destroying the Berlin Wall, and by extension, most of the Iron Curtain. The unified Germany then decides it's a good idea to...

[PersonNamedUser]

Declare war on the united kingdom because of thomas's creator being from the United Kingdom, they were set to declare war, when they were disrupted by...

[MegaCDFan235]

...Canada who decides to take over the Middle East and make Israel fill the entire Middle East, which then Canada declares war on India and gets help from Brazil, with Canada and Brazil winning the war. The conquered India is then annexed to Israel, which results in....

[Oshi]

...shots being fired over the marijuana trade deal going on in Dreamland. Because of this, King Dedede got high and then proceeded to go blow up Donald Trump's wall in the present day. Donald Trump then had the brilliant idea of...

[MegaCDFan235]

...going to war with all monarchies in the multiverse (EVEN THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM AND HYRULE) and bring the entire U.S military overseas or across the multiverse. This is not possible, so the Mushroom Kingdom is okay, Hyrule is fine but the U.K gets destroyed and splits up into England, Midland Republic, Scotland, North Wales, South Wales and the London Republic. Nigeria also gets destroyed and gets annexed to Niger. Someone mispronounces Niger's name, which results in the U.S declaring war on Russia, which then results in the Confederate States rising from their grave. Mario hears about this, and tries to set everything normal, only to be stopped by....

[Thehelmetguy1]

...Joey, who is sick of all the shit happening and takes Mario to another planet. Meanwhile Donald Trump and Vladmir Putin have started a rock paper scissors match to decide who is the winner of the war. However...

[MegaCDFan235]

...thehelmetguy1 has 2006 posts, which seems to attract Sonic over, and then they both have a friendly chat. Mario is annoyed by this, so he decides to kill Sonic. However, because he killed Sonic, now Alex Kidd and AiAi from Super Monkey Ball have to merge into the ultimate human-monkey hybrid being which then posts in the Mafia forum which is open now for whatever reason. However...

[Thehelmetguy1]

...the earth suddenly explodes, and in a spaceship Joey tells mario that he blew up everything to fix all the shit that happened. The survivors live well in the ship but this lasts short when someone says that he uses 38A, and a war begins because of this. The mars squad joins the war on split sides, and they destroy Uranus. Mario needs help choosing the side, so he...

[MegaCDFan235]

...is challenged by Hummer Team to port Yoshi over to the NES faster than the other. If Mario wins, he'll be on the Joey's side. If Hummer Team wins, he'll be on the 38A user's side.
Unfortunately, Hummer Team already won the challenge before it begun (there is a bootleg NES port of Super Mario World made by Hummer Team, look it up it's actually real), so now Mario has to side with the 38A user. Luigi doesn't like this, and sides with Joey. This splits the Mushroom Kingdom into 26,000 kingdoms that are really tiny and only have one town. However, SEGA decided that this would be a good idea to make another console, and so they began work on the SEGA NXTGenesis. It would be a console that is backwards-compatible with the SEGA Genesis and the Dreamcast, but can play entirely new games. This console is surprisingly portable, and it triumphed the XBoX One X and the PS4 Pro, and ultimately went toe-to-toe with the Nintendo Switch. Unlike the Nintendo Switch, SEGA advertised free online play. This ultimately killed the Nintendo Switch's online base, which resulted in Nintendo going bankrupt. Mario doesn't like that this post is a long essay, so he decides to go to...

[Oshi]

...the SMBX forums and post an even longer post, which exceeds that of even what the entire internet can handle, which causes it to crash. Everything that has ever existed on the internet no longer exists, so a new internet had to be made, called Uni-net. Unfortunately, Uni-net was run by Ajit Pai, who...

[MegaCDFan235]

...decides to put the entire thing on the SEGA NXTGenesis and then SEGA gets filthy rich and buys out Microsoft. Sony, in desperation of more money, attempts to appease the logo fanbase by releasing an episode of One Day At A Time with the T.A.T logo. Apparently these logo fanatics like this, so they dish out cash toward Sony to see more of the T.A.T logo, becaus reasons? SEGA gets jealous, so they decide to buy out Nintendo and then make the ultimate Mario game which would please all the fans (there's even a stage builder and it is not limited by any factor), and then SEGA would get all the bank and Sony would go bankrupt again. This time, Sony was no longer Sony. It was divided. Screen Gems now owned the PlayStation brand, and Columbia Pictures now owned the rest of Sony's properties. CBS would then buy out Columbia Pictures, and CBS in turn gets bought out by CBC. This results in....

[WildWEEGEE]

...utter success, CBC then starts making story’s about Ugandan tribes attacking wild porcupines and painting them red. This act of love meant that joey could come out of his hidey hole and become the SMBX forum tyrant we all love him to be but before this can happen...

[MegaCDFan235]

...Redigit releases the SMBX source code but SEGA doesn't sue Redigit. This results in SMBX2 Beta 4 getting cancelled and instead there is SMBX+, which adds a whole slew of new stuff into the game, from both what would have been SMBX2 Beta 4, AND SMBX38A, and even more stuff as well. However, China decided to...

[Oshi]

...use all of it's money to fund inter-dimensional travel, and they sent a group of people to Dreamland. Kirby sucked them all up, thinking that they were foes, and then the Earth started a 100-year war with Dreamland. However, Meta Knight was high off of weed and couldn't do anything, and King Dedede was too lazy, so Kirby went ahead and...

[WildWEEGEE]

...Shoved chocolate eggs down their throats thinking that would fix the problem however king dedede kicked dat Kirby to da kurb! Kirby then realized he needed to fuse with the notorious smbx forum user...