Funny things you have heard

[Oshi]

Share some things that made you laugh in your life here in this thread.


So I just saw a commercial for a security service called Lifelock, and it said that they now have Norton Security packaged with their service! If you don't know what Norton Security is...well, to put it simple, it's a sucky security program.

[xDestroy]

Norton is good what are you talking about, it blocked the 3&A away

[WildW]

Whenever I hear this advertisement made by a electronics company that involves the following lines:
for the low low price of 79.99$ A month you can have infinite cable access, a home phone, and a...
*Cuts to a man*
Wait so you’re saying that I can have a home phone for the price of 79.99$ a month?!
*Cuts to the woman*
INFINITE CABLE ACCESS?! SIGN ME UP!

[Thehelmetguy1]

Norton is good what are you talking about, it blocked the 3&A away

this is actually not funny in the slightest!