Noodle Shorts: SCP-999
Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2017 10:36 am
I was going back to school shopping when I found a strange pen in the writing section. It was orange, it was heavy and it looked like this.
I wanted to be different so I chose it. When I got home, I wanted to try it out. When I pulled the pen trigger, the ink came out. It seems to be radioactive ink. I ran away from it thinking it was going to eat me. It came closer and closer. I was very scared. Suddenly, it hugged me. It was the best hug of my life. I felt like I was high when it hugged me. It led me downstairs to the kitchen to get some food. I gave it some of my peanut butter. "Say, what is your name anyway?" I said. He wrote on a peice of paper, writing SCP-999. "Well, nice to meet you." I said "Can I just call you 999?" 999 nodded. Then it gave me another hug. It went back into the pen. I wrote on the pen "Never bring to school" When school started, I accidentaly brought the pen to school. When I pulled the trigger, nothing came out except for the tip of the pen. I started writing but there was black ink instead of orange slime mixed with peanut butter. When I got to recess, I decided to make a comic about the little guy. When I pulled the pen trigger, 999 came back. I gave him some of my Doritos and Mtn. Dew and he gave me a hug. I felt like I was high again. My classmates crowded around the slime. They wanted to pet it but they got the euphoria. This was too much. I escorted him to my pen and then threw it away. 999 tried to get its revenge so it came out of the pen and ate me up. Soon, he ate all the other kids. We felt high again and eventually we died of prolonged happiness. I survived though because Jesus called me up to Jesus HQ. Jesus said he had a way to get rid of the monster and that is to spray him with as much water as possible. I thanked Him and I descended back to Real Reality. I went to the bathroom with 999 with gloves and gave him a swirlie. After that, he was not a nuisance anymore. They thought I was a nuisance for bringing him to school so I was expelled. At least I tried to do the right thing.
The End
I wanted to be different so I chose it. When I got home, I wanted to try it out. When I pulled the pen trigger, the ink came out. It seems to be radioactive ink. I ran away from it thinking it was going to eat me. It came closer and closer. I was very scared. Suddenly, it hugged me. It was the best hug of my life. I felt like I was high when it hugged me. It led me downstairs to the kitchen to get some food. I gave it some of my peanut butter. "Say, what is your name anyway?" I said. He wrote on a peice of paper, writing SCP-999. "Well, nice to meet you." I said "Can I just call you 999?" 999 nodded. Then it gave me another hug. It went back into the pen. I wrote on the pen "Never bring to school" When school started, I accidentaly brought the pen to school. When I pulled the trigger, nothing came out except for the tip of the pen. I started writing but there was black ink instead of orange slime mixed with peanut butter. When I got to recess, I decided to make a comic about the little guy. When I pulled the pen trigger, 999 came back. I gave him some of my Doritos and Mtn. Dew and he gave me a hug. I felt like I was high again. My classmates crowded around the slime. They wanted to pet it but they got the euphoria. This was too much. I escorted him to my pen and then threw it away. 999 tried to get its revenge so it came out of the pen and ate me up. Soon, he ate all the other kids. We felt high again and eventually we died of prolonged happiness. I survived though because Jesus called me up to Jesus HQ. Jesus said he had a way to get rid of the monster and that is to spray him with as much water as possible. I thanked Him and I descended back to Real Reality. I went to the bathroom with 999 with gloves and gave him a swirlie. After that, he was not a nuisance anymore. They thought I was a nuisance for bringing him to school so I was expelled. At least I tried to do the right thing.
The End
