Noodle Shorts: SCP-999

Postby **Noodle** » Sat Sep 09, 2017 10:36 am

I was going back to school shopping when I found a strange pen in the writing section. It was orange, it was heavy and it looked like this.

I wanted to be different so I chose it. When I got home, I wanted to try it out. When I pulled the pen trigger, the ink came out. It seems to be radioactive ink. I ran away from it thinking it was going to eat me. It came closer and closer. I was very scared. Suddenly, it hugged me. It was the best hug of my life. I felt like I was high when it hugged me. It led me downstairs to the kitchen to get some food. I gave it some of my peanut butter. "Say, what is your name anyway?" I said. He wrote on a peice of paper, writing SCP-999. "Well, nice to meet you." I said "Can I just call you 999?" 999 nodded. Then it gave me another hug. It went back into the pen. I wrote on the pen "Never bring to school" When school started, I accidentaly brought the pen to school. When I pulled the trigger, nothing came out except for the tip of the pen. I started writing but there was black ink instead of orange slime mixed with peanut butter. When I got to recess, I decided to make a comic about the little guy. When I pulled the pen trigger, 999 came back. I gave him some of my Doritos and Mtn. Dew and he gave me a hug. I felt like I was high again. My classmates crowded around the slime. They wanted to pet it but they got the euphoria. This was too much. I escorted him to my pen and then threw it away. 999 tried to get its revenge so it came out of the pen and ate me up. Soon, he ate all the other kids. We felt high again and eventually we died of prolonged happiness. I survived though because Jesus called me up to Jesus HQ. Jesus said he had a way to get rid of the monster and that is to spray him with as much water as possible. I thanked Him and I descended back to Real Reality. I went to the bathroom with 999 with gloves and gave him a swirlie. After that, he was not a nuisance anymore. They thought I was a nuisance for bringing him to school so I was expelled. At least I tried to do the right thing.
The End

Westretroman · Postby **Westretroman** » Sat Sep 09, 2017 11:01 am

Weird but good story, the pen talking reminds of the book about a shapeshifter alien who also took the form of a common object and went to school with the protagonist.

arcade999 · Postby **arcade999** » Wed Oct 18, 2017 9:54 am

wait, was jesus an SCP too?

Westretroman wrote:Weird but good story, the pen talking reminds of the book about a shapeshifter alien who also took the form of a common object and went to school with the protagonist.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-999

Thehelmetguy1 · Postby **Thehelmetguy1** » Wed Oct 18, 2017 11:21 am

What the fuck

Super Luigi! · Postby **Super Luigi!** » Wed Oct 18, 2017 11:28 am

Your stories always brighten my day, Noodle. Well done.

arcade999 · Postby **arcade999** » Wed Oct 18, 2017 1:04 pm

thehelmetguy1 wrote:What the fuck

well, noodle did mixed scp 999, jesus and a toilet in a single text

I am impressed

PixelPest · Postby **PixelPest** » Wed Oct 18, 2017 8:11 pm

This is honestly demented

xDestroy · Postby **xDestroy** » Wed Oct 18, 2017 8:51 pm

Noodle wrote:I gave him some of my Doritos and Mtn. Dew and he gave me a hug. I felt like I was high again.

116taj · Postby **116taj** » Wed Oct 18, 2017 9:43 pm

You should be an author

Westretroman · Postby **Westretroman** » Wed Oct 18, 2017 9:45 pm

arcade999 wrote:wait, was jesus an SCP too?
Westretroman wrote:Weird but good story, the pen talking reminds of the book about a shapeshifter alien who also took the form of a common object and went to school with the protagonist.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-999

Close enough but wrong alien.

arcade999 · Postby **arcade999** » Thu Oct 19, 2017 2:51 pm

Westretroman wrote:
arcade999 wrote:wait, was jesus an SCP too?
Westretroman wrote:Weird but good story, the pen talking reminds of the book about a shapeshifter alien who also took the form of a common object and went to school with the protagonist.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-999
Close enough but wrong alien.

Watta you mean?

Westretroman · Postby **Westretroman** » Thu Oct 19, 2017 6:23 pm

arcade999 wrote:
Westretroman wrote:
arcade999 wrote:wait, was jesus an SCP too?

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-999
Close enough but wrong alien.
Watta you mean?

I meant the alien from the book that I was citing.

arcade999 · Postby **arcade999** » Fri Oct 20, 2017 9:01 am

Noodle wrote:It seems to be radioactive ink.g

Wait, how can you TELL the ink was looking radioactive? I mean, in real life, radiations can't be seen.

Westretroman wrote:
arcade999 wrote:
Westretroman wrote: Close enough but wrong alien.
Watta you mean?
I meant the alien from the book that I was citing.

oh, but that not I meant anyway; I was referering to you the actual creature noodle used for his story

Super Luigi! · Postby **Super Luigi!** » Fri Oct 20, 2017 2:17 pm

PixelPest wrote:This is honestly demented

Shhhh... Don't spoil his fun! No matter how strange Noodle's stories may be, he is carrying out a great service for us all.

Cedur · Postby **Cedur** » Fri Oct 20, 2017 2:50 pm

insert danny quote here

Westretroman · Postby **Westretroman** » Fri Oct 20, 2017 6:23 pm

Super Luigi! wrote:
PixelPest wrote:This is honestly demented
Shhhh... Don't spoil his fun! No matter how strange Noodle's stories may be, he is carrying out a great service for us all.

Yeah sure...it's the greatest thing in the world.

Oshi · Postby **Oshi** » Fri Oct 20, 2017 7:45 pm

Super Luigi! wrote:
PixelPest wrote:This is honestly demented
Shhhh... Don't spoil his fun! No matter how strange Noodle's stories may be, he is carrying out a great service for us all.

yeah it seems everybody is being rude to Noodle here and it's making me a bit ticked off tbh

Westretroman · Postby **Westretroman** » Fri Oct 20, 2017 7:59 pm

Musicality_Minister45 wrote:
Super Luigi! wrote:
PixelPest wrote:This is honestly demented
Shhhh... Don't spoil his fun! No matter how strange Noodle's stories may be, he is carrying out a great service for us all.
yeah it seems everybody is being rude to Noodle here and it's making me a bit ticked off tbh

Honestly, I'm sorry if I was sounding rude, but he also sometimes takes things a bit too far and thinks that his opinion should be valued at times, where it isn't. There can't be the nice without the criticism, if one thinks of himself too lightly.

Oshi · Postby **Oshi** » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:11 pm

Westretroman wrote:
Musicality_Minister45 wrote:
Super Luigi! wrote: Shhhh... Don't spoil his fun! No matter how strange Noodle's stories may be, he is carrying out a great service for us all.
yeah it seems everybody is being rude to Noodle here and it's making me a bit ticked off tbh
Honestly, I'm sorry if I was sounding rude, but he also sometimes takes things a bit too far and thinks that his opinion should be valued at times, where it isn't. There can't be the nice without the criticism, if one thinks of himself too lightly.

I wasn't talking about the criticism per se, more or less people saying something about him that is meant to be a joke/not true. Example:

PixelPest wrote:
arcade999 wrote:why are noodle's stories going more and more twisted and disturbing?
There's got to be some controlled substances involved. I don't think there's any other explanation