The Many Adventures of Wierdo Yoshi

[Noodle]

Episode 1: Who needs that old tree anyway?
Hi, my name is Wierdo Yoshi. I got this name from my neighbours. How did I get this name you ask? Unlike other Yoshi, I have emotion. One day, Bowser Jr. stole the Super Happy Tree from the island. Everyone else was sad about the SHT being missing but I did not care. "Who needs that old tree anyway?" I said with a smile on my face. "You-you smiled!" a random Yoshi said "How did you do that?" I said "Simple: I do not need that tree for happiness." Then, Weirdo Yoshi set up their favorite game-Skiddley Whiffers! They were not in the mood but W. Yoshi forced them into the game. Green rang the victory bell with joy as he won the game. "This was actually fun!" Yellow said. "You were right! Who needs that old tree anyway? We will, and always will be happy without the SHT." "Drat," Bowser Jr. said. "Those guys foiled my plan again" Then, he thought up an idea "Weirdo Yoshi, please report to my office NOW!"
End of Episode 1

[glitch4]

cool story

[Noodle]

Episode 2: Brainwashed
"Weirdo Yoshi, please report to my office NOW!" Bowser Jr yelled out at the intercom. Weirdo Yoshi then ran to Bowser's castle. Bowser Jr. put W. in a seat that stretched his eyelids up. He was being brainwashed with a video that taught him that happiness is morally wrong. He was told to go see his other friends. "HEEEEY! WASSUP! HOWZIT GOIN!" the Yoshis said. W said "Joy may cause evil and irresponsible behaviour." W. said. Black said "Hey, what has gotten into ya? It seems as if he was...


"BRAINWASHED!"


"Mario must be real sad about him being in this state!" Green said. "We need to bring Weirdo back. But how?" "Count on me" said a low pitched squeaky voice. It was Luigi! "He must be possesed by a poltergeist!" Luigi then pulled the lever on his vaccuum cleaner and sucked in W. But all he could find were skin hairs. "Maybe water could help." Green said. "Go get Mario!" "But I'm already here" a fake italian accent said. It was Mario! "Maybe if we douse him in water with the FLUDD." He then turned the nozzle on and sprayed water on W. PLOT TWIST: He accidentally sprayed Orange since he can't tell orange and scarlet apart. Green said "That was Orange. Weirdo is scarlet." Mario then sprayed W. and he returned to normal.
End of Episode 2

[Westretroman]

M. Night Shyamalan would be proud.

[FireyPaperMario]

Good story Noodle!

[Noodle]

Good story Noodle!

Thanks. I plan to make more episodes in the future.

[Julia Pseudo]

"But I'm already here" a fake italian accent said. It was Mario!

Since when does Mario have a "fake" Italian accent?

[Noodle]

"But I'm already here" a fake italian accent said. It was Mario!

Since when does Mario have a "fake" Italian accent?

Eetalian-sa don'ta sound-a like-a theece-a

[Noodle]

Episode 3: Touch Fuzzy, Get Imprisoned
One day at school, Bittersweet taught the Yoshi that drugs are bad, especially Fuzzies. Fuzzies have prickles that inject fuzzy fluids into your body that make its way up to the brain. The fuzzy fluids tell the brain to release dopamine and to lose co-ordination. It causes bad decisions and worse, addiction. Later into the timeline, Weirdo Yoshi is now an adult. He was free to anything his heart desires. But he was homeschooled in his early days so he did not learn about Fuzzies. Weirdo was taking a walk around the island when he saw a glowing alleyway. He saw a drug dealer colored Fuzzy-Wuzzy and had a white orb. "Touch the ball" the drug dealer said. Weirdo asked "It might be a power orb. We should leave it alone." "It's no power orb, it is just a glowing ball." the drug dealer said. Weirdo decided to touch the fuzzy and got poked. He felt a strange feeling in his arm. It went up to his head. He started losing co-ordination. He slammed into a wall then fell. He started to laugh a little. Then, the cops arrived. "Fuzzy-Wuzzy and Scarlet! You are under arrest!" The effects wore off and the Yoshi trudged to the back of the truck. Fuzzy-Wuzzy was sentenced to death while Weirdo was only in jail for 24 hours. After the jail time, Weirdo was free. Only he needed more Fuzzy sinced he was addicted. He tried to find a psychiatrist and told one that he touched a hairy, glowing orb and he lost co-ordination and got drunk and sentenced to prison for 24 hours. And he told the psychiatrist that he feels like he needs more even though he learned his lesson. The psychiatrist said to take anti-addiction pills once a day for a month. Weirdo took the pill and he was back to normal.
End of Episode 3

[Noodle]

Episode 4: The Jump
Yoshi are always loyal to their riders. They would even give their lives for a jump. One day, Burnt Orange was furious that Mario jumped off to get to the flagpole. He decided to get his revenge when he landed in a bloody pile of dead Yoshi. He then joined Bowser Jr. to rid the island of Yoshi. Burnt Orange went undercover as a townsperson. He joined the Yoshi in a game of Yoshi Towers. Yoshi Towers is a game where all the Yoshi stack up in a tower and the top Yoshi gets to control the tower by pointing. If someone falls of the tower, they are OUT! Burnt Orange was the top of the tower. Little did they know that he would lead to their impending doom. Burnt pointed to a bottomless pit and they fell into the bottomless pit. Burnt jumped off seeing most of the Yoshi killed. Good thing Weirdo was sitting around playing videogames. His game was interuptted by a news channel that Burnt hosted. The news said that all the Yoshi are dead. Weirdo thought Waitaminute, he is still alive. He must be the killer, AmIRite? He then set out to banish Burnt after a fight scene. Weirdo went to Alola to get a bunch of Revives and went back to Yoshi's Island to pour the Revives into the bloody pile of Yoshi in the stadium and the Yoshi woke up claiming to have a dream about this whole situation. The island lived on happily ever after
End of Episode 4

[Noodle]

Episode 5: Pokéclash
Today, the Yoshi are going on a road trip! They took a rocket ship and entered the black hole that they THOUGHT leads to the Sega universe. Instead, they went to the Pokémon universe! Yoshi and his friends set out to explore this strange new world. Weirdo asked a Braixen "Hi Tails, it's us the Yoshi. Have you seen Sonic anywhere?" "BRAIXEN!!!" Braixen used Flamethrower but the Yoshi ate the fire. "Guys..." Periwinkle said. "I think we are in a different universe." The Yoshi found a green, glowing stone. They went to the Pokémon Shop and asked what it was. It was a stone of Yoshium! The Yoshi felt themselves growing. Suddenly, they stopped growing. They felt a little stronger. They mega-evolved! They could do stuff like breathe standalone fire, extend their tongues to infinity and ground pound to make enemies shake! Suddenly, Ash and Clemont saw the Yoshi having fun with their mega evolved powers. Bonnie decided to catch one so she caught Rose Red. Outrageous Orange was getting mad so he ate the pokéball, spit it out, clean it off and put it in a balloon which brought the Yoshi to a wormhole. Sadly for Bonnie, Dedenne clinged to the balloon. When the Yoshi arrived, they released Rose Red only to find out she has been domesticated. Mario forgot his FLUDD on the Island from Episode 2 so they sprayed Rose back to consciousness. Dedenne was still on the island and wanted him to go back. They took a balloon and have Dedenne cling to it. The balloon went up to the Pokémon universe and the Yoshi were safe and they promised NEVER to go in a wormhole again.
End of Episode 5

[Noodle]

Episode 6: The Origin of the Yoshi
Let me tell you a story about the origin of Yoshi. Ahem. Well, it all started when Mario, the Princess and Luigi came to Dinosaur World for a vacation.

*crickets*

Whoops, wrong story. Back when dinosaurs roamed the earth, there was a deformed dinosaur whose parents were a sea turtle and Oro. "That man is deformed!" the sea turtle said. "Yee, you got that right!" Oro said. Every day at school, the deformed dinosaur were laughed at by his friends. In fact, he didn't have friends. One of them said "You're gonna be famous when people read history books in the future." Another said "See you at the meteor shower! I hope one hits YOU!" At the meteor shower, the audience screamed in terror as they saw a meteor falling at them. They all ran except for the deformed dinosaur. They all got hit. Except for the deformed dinosaur and his little brother and distant cousin. They were his only friends. They all looked exactly like them except for their colors. They missed the other dinosaurs and did not want to be alone so they went into hypersleep until one day, 1 billion years later, they woke up from hypersleep. They were all the same age as when they did get into hypersleep. They were wandering around the future until they saw a deserted island. They called it Oddball Island where nobody gets bullied based on their looks. "You know, our species should have a name" the yellow dinosaur said. "Let's call ourselves the Yoshi!"

*crickets*

"It's a Japanese word meaning 'great'" Then Blue said "Yeah, we're all great!" Then, they changed the island's name to Yoshi's Island. Green and Yellow, the cousins, had some babies of different colors. Blue, Bittersweet and Burnt Orange. They made Red, the little brother lay eggs and more Yoshi were born, Fuzzy Wuzzy and Periwinkle. As the Yoshi reproduced, they mentally evolved and made the island a city. Outrageous Orange found a glowing tree seed. He planted it and suddenly, the tree grew! It was a berry tree with a smiling heart on it. They then bowed down to the tree, gave it the name "Super Happy Tree" and prayed to it every day thanking it for its happiness until Weirdo Yoshi came along, which started...

THE MANY ADVENTURES OF WEIRDO YOSHI!!!!
End of Episode 5

[Kley]

"But I'm already here" a fake italian accent said. It was Mario!

Since when does Mario have a "fake" Italian accent?

Eetalian-sa don'ta sound-a like-a theece-a

lol rekt

[Noodle]

Episode 7 part 1: Enemorphs
One day, Wild Blue Yonder was making a fusion machine that allowed the Yoshi to fuse with an enemy to make them stronger. WBY finished the machine and decided to test it himself, fusing him with a Koopa Football Player. For some reason, the machine turned WBY completely into a Koooa Football Player. All that was left of WBY's DNA is a small slug creature. The slug WBY said. "And it's all because of you guys." He then vowed revenge over the Yoshi. WBY went to a game of Yoshi towers and directed them to WBY's fusion machine. They then turned into goombas and KoopaTroopas and they all spit out slugs. They took over the Mushroom Kingdom's brain- except Bowser's. They did not want to see his brain again. Bowser noticed something wrong with the Kingdom. He then set off to rescu- I mean take over the Mushroom Kingdom. A rebellious Troopa named Weirdo Koopa tried rescuing the Kingdom and Wild Blue Yonder Troopa made a Normalizer that turns people to normal. After everyone was back to normal, they saw that Bowser ruled the kingdom. Mario was too late. Stay tuned for Episode 7 part 2: Mario's Revenge!
End of episode 7 part 1

[Noodle]

Episode 7 part 2: Weirdo's Revenge
Everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom has been enslaved except for Weirdo Yoshi. He then used his newfound ability: turning into a slug and peeking in people's minds. He saw that Bowser brainwashed them! He then tried to control Mario. He tried to shake a Toad but they did not get un-brainwashed. He got out of Mario and crawled into Bowser. He then summoned the Yoshi and he commanded them to turn to slugs and control everyone and they turned into slugs and controlled everyone. Finally, Weirdo said that they were all free from slavery. He punched himself and Bowser died. Weirdo crawled out of Bowser and turned back to a Yoshi.
End of episode 7 part 2

[Julia Pseudo]

What happened to episode 7 part 2: Mario's Revenge? Will it be bonus cut content on the DVD & Blu-ray release?

[Noodle]

What happened to episode 7 part 2: Mario's Revenge?

It was cancelled due to it being off of the theme of Yoshi.

[smbx GaMERDoG]

Episode 6: The Origin of the Yoshi
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End of Episode 5

Number mismatch alert!

[Super Luigi!]

This story has instilled me with great confidence. Well done and thank you, dear Noodle. I shall now ponder my own story.

By the way, it's a tad difficult to read your work with Mario break-dancing just to the right of it. Oh well.

[Noodle]

Episode 8: Weirdo's Alter
Weirdo was playing an arcade game when he beat the boss. There were only 3 spaces to put his name, and he wondered if it should be Yos or Shi. Mario asked why he didn't put his real name instead. Weirdo Yoshi did not know his real name so he set out to find it but the adventure immediately ended when his brother, White, said his real name was "Zach". "Zach" was amazed by his real name, but it only made an alter ego. At college, Zach started being a jerk and change his look. He even popped his collar! When White got home, he saw Baby Blue in a shoe. Baby Blue said that Zach needed a "hang space" so he used her room. White had to ask his dad, Pink, about his opinion on Zach, Pink said he couldn't be called Dad anymore, and that he had to be called either Assistant Mom, Vice Mother or Man Mom. White asked his mom about Zach. Mom said that she was going to teach Zach a lesson by beating him at anything he chose. Of course, he chose being obnoxious, and Zach won. White held up a Magic Mirror to Zach, realizing that Zach was taking over Weirdo's memory. White asked about the time where Weirdo failed at going up a ramp in Mario Kart, but instead, it showed Zach going up the ramp and doing a rad move in the kart. There was only one way to get rid of Zach- and that was to legally change his name to Weirdo. At Island Hall, Weirdo was presented a name change form. The problem was that he couldn't remember Weirdo anymore. All he was was Zach. Weirdo was going through his mind when he saw the memory at the arcade. Zach took over that memory, putting ZAC in the name spot. Weirdo then erased ZAC and put in WEIRDO. As Weirdo woke up, he signed the nwme change form and Zach was gone forever.
End of episode 8... But wait! I am sorry that my episodes of TAOWY are becoming ripoffs of TV. I was running out of fresh memories, okay?