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RELIGION EMERGENCY!!!!!!1one
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2017 4:45 pm
by Noodle
HELP I WAS READING AN ARTICLE ON HOW TO BECOME MUSLIM UNSURE OF MY DECISION WHEN I READ THE MUSLIM CONVERSION PRAYER I DIDNT KNOW HOW TO PRONUNCE IT SO I GUESSED OUT LOUD AND NOW IM MUSLIM HOW DO I BECOME ATHEIST AGAIN!
Re: RELIGION EMERGENCY!!!!!!1one
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2017 4:46 pm
by Thehelmetguy1
you join isis and explode yourself
Re: RELIGION EMERGENCY!!!!!!1one
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2017 4:48 pm
by Noodle
thehelmetguy1 wrote:
No joke posts.
Re: RELIGION EMERGENCY!!!!!!1one
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2017 4:48 pm
by arcade999
you just have to decide that you are not muslim
Re: RELIGION EMERGENCY!!!!!!1one
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2017 4:51 pm
by FireyPaperMario
Ummm...... What?!?
Re: RELIGION EMERGENCY!!!!!!1one
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2017 4:52 pm
by Noodle
arcade999 wrote:you just have to decide that you are not muslim
As I said, I accidentaly read the muslim conversion prayer aloud and now I am muslim. I need to become atheist again or I will eventually die of Ramadan Hunger.
Re: RELIGION EMERGENCY!!!!!!1one
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2017 5:01 pm
by arcade999
Noodle wrote:arcade999 wrote:you just have to decide that you are not muslim
As I said, I accidentaly read the muslim conversion prayer aloud and now I am muslim. I need to become atheist again or I will eventually die of Ramadan Hunger.
dude, to become atheist aigain, you SIMPLY fucking need to decide that you aren't muslim
the end
Re: RELIGION EMERGENCY!!!!!!1one
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2017 5:16 pm
by superfido2
Chant the atheist prayer
Re: RELIGION EMERGENCY!!!!!!1one
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2017 5:21 pm
by Zipper
Noodle wrote:thehelmetguy1 wrote:
No joke posts.
this entire thread is an unfunny joke
Re: RELIGION EMERGENCY!!!!!!1one
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2017 5:23 pm
by Noodle
Zipper wrote:Noodle wrote:thehelmetguy1 wrote:
No joke posts.
this entire thread is an unfunny joke
Is not!
Re: RELIGION EMERGENCY!!!!!!1one
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2017 5:33 pm
by PixelPest
This thread is honestly a religiously-insensitive joke and I hope you get banned for it since it's terribly rude from what I've read
Re: RELIGION EMERGENCY!!!!!!1one
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2017 5:36 pm
by superfido2
Actually, it is. You're overreacting, and besides, chanting some words doesn't change your religion. If you don't want to be muslim so bad, just don't believe in what a muslim believes in.
Re: RELIGION EMERGENCY!!!!!!1one
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2017 5:45 pm
by Noodle
PixelPest wrote:This thread is honestly a religiously-insensitive joke and I hope you get banned for it since it's terribly rude from what I've read
This is not a joke! If it was, I would not have posted this!
Re: RELIGION EMERGENCY!!!!!!1one
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2017 5:48 pm
by HunterX1X
You can't be muslim just by saying the prayer ,don't worry about that ... also i'm muslim and this is a shit rude joke ...............-_-
Re: RELIGION EMERGENCY!!!!!!1one
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2017 5:48 pm
by glitch4
post a source pls
Re: RELIGION EMERGENCY!!!!!!1one
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2017 5:52 pm
by Zipper
you know what, please actually die of ramadan hunger
Re: RELIGION EMERGENCY!!!!!!1one
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2017 5:53 pm
by Noodle
Re: RELIGION EMERGENCY!!!!!!1one
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2017 6:01 pm
by arcade999
you don't wanna be be muslim? JUST DECIDE TO DON'T BE ONE! It is the third fucking time I am telling this to you -_-
Re: RELIGION EMERGENCY!!!!!!1one
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2017 6:01 pm
by Zeldamaster12
If this is your idea of a joke, then you have a very tasteless sense of humor.