RELIGION EMERGENCY!!!!!!1one

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RELIGION EMERGENCY!!!!!!1one

Postby Noodle » Fri Aug 18, 2017 4:45 pm

HELP I WAS READING AN ARTICLE ON HOW TO BECOME MUSLIM UNSURE OF MY DECISION WHEN I READ THE MUSLIM CONVERSION PRAYER I DIDNT KNOW HOW TO PRONUNCE IT SO I GUESSED OUT LOUD AND NOW IM MUSLIM HOW DO I BECOME ATHEIST AGAIN!

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Re: RELIGION EMERGENCY!!!!!!1one

Postby Thehelmetguy1 » Fri Aug 18, 2017 4:46 pm

you join isis and explode yourself

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Re: RELIGION EMERGENCY!!!!!!1one

Postby Noodle » Fri Aug 18, 2017 4:48 pm

thehelmetguy1 wrote:
No joke posts.

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Re: RELIGION EMERGENCY!!!!!!1one

Postby arcade999 » Fri Aug 18, 2017 4:48 pm

you just have to decide that you are not muslim

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Re: RELIGION EMERGENCY!!!!!!1one

Postby FireyPaperMario » Fri Aug 18, 2017 4:51 pm

Ummm...... What?!?

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Postby Noodle » Fri Aug 18, 2017 4:52 pm

arcade999 wrote:you just have to decide that you are not muslim
As I said, I accidentaly read the muslim conversion prayer aloud and now I am muslim. I need to become atheist again or I will eventually die of Ramadan Hunger.

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Re: RELIGION EMERGENCY!!!!!!1one

Postby arcade999 » Fri Aug 18, 2017 5:01 pm

Noodle wrote:
arcade999 wrote:you just have to decide that you are not muslim
As I said, I accidentaly read the muslim conversion prayer aloud and now I am muslim. I need to become atheist again or I will eventually die of Ramadan Hunger.
dude, to become atheist aigain, you SIMPLY fucking need to decide that you aren't muslim

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Re: RELIGION EMERGENCY!!!!!!1one

Postby superfido2 » Fri Aug 18, 2017 5:16 pm

Chant the atheist prayer

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Re: RELIGION EMERGENCY!!!!!!1one

Postby Zipper » Fri Aug 18, 2017 5:21 pm

Noodle wrote:
thehelmetguy1 wrote:
No joke posts.
this entire thread is an unfunny joke

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Re: RELIGION EMERGENCY!!!!!!1one

Postby Noodle » Fri Aug 18, 2017 5:23 pm

Zipper wrote:
Noodle wrote:
thehelmetguy1 wrote:
No joke posts.
this entire thread is an unfunny joke
Is not!

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Re: RELIGION EMERGENCY!!!!!!1one

Postby PixelPest » Fri Aug 18, 2017 5:33 pm

This thread is honestly a religiously-insensitive joke and I hope you get banned for it since it's terribly rude from what I've read

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Re: RELIGION EMERGENCY!!!!!!1one

Postby superfido2 » Fri Aug 18, 2017 5:36 pm

Actually, it is. You're overreacting, and besides, chanting some words doesn't change your religion. If you don't want to be muslim so bad, just don't believe in what a muslim believes in.

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Re: RELIGION EMERGENCY!!!!!!1one

Postby Noodle » Fri Aug 18, 2017 5:45 pm

PixelPest wrote:This thread is honestly a religiously-insensitive joke and I hope you get banned for it since it's terribly rude from what I've read
This is not a joke! If it was, I would not have posted this!

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Re: RELIGION EMERGENCY!!!!!!1one

Postby HunterX1X » Fri Aug 18, 2017 5:48 pm

You can't be muslim just by saying the prayer ,don't worry about that ... also i'm muslim and this is a shit rude joke ...............-_-

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Re: RELIGION EMERGENCY!!!!!!1one

Postby glitch4 » Fri Aug 18, 2017 5:48 pm

post a source pls

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Re: RELIGION EMERGENCY!!!!!!1one

Postby Zipper » Fri Aug 18, 2017 5:52 pm

you know what, please actually die of ramadan hunger

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Re: RELIGION EMERGENCY!!!!!!1one

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Re: RELIGION EMERGENCY!!!!!!1one

Postby arcade999 » Fri Aug 18, 2017 6:01 pm

you don't wanna be be muslim? JUST DECIDE TO DON'T BE ONE! It is the third fucking time I am telling this to you -_-

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Re: RELIGION EMERGENCY!!!!!!1one

Postby Zeldamaster12 » Fri Aug 18, 2017 6:01 pm

If this is your idea of a joke, then you have a very tasteless sense of humor.


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