Noodle the Universe Explorer and the Weegeepocalypse

[Noodle]

Chapter P: Prologue
Internet legend has it that a twin of Luigi
(He's tall and funny and his name is Weegee)
Will start an apocalypse by his deadly stare
Weegeefied clothes, model and hair.
But a young storyteller will be the greatest hero of all time,
And all of this is true because it rhymes.

"Wow, that was a cool poem" Noodle said, "But is it really true?"
He set off to Internet land but first, he needed Luigi as a shield because he already looks like Weegee. When he was on Internet Land, things started to rumble.
End of Chapter P

[Noodle]

Chapter 1: Quill the Other Multiverse Saver

It turns out that that rumbling was actually Quill, the hero from the last story, coming out of the ? Jar. "I had to hide with my genderbent self to avoid being humiliated in public" Quill said. "Hey, look! It's Genderbent Quill from last adventure!" a random fan said. "Stop it, you're embarrasing me." Quill said. "But Noodle, why are you holding Luigi hostage like that?" "I had to protect myself from the Weegees." Noodle said. "What's a Weegee?" Quill said. "Weegee is this person that looks like Luigi and when he stares into your soul, you become Weegee." "Damn that must be sad." "Tru dat"
End of Chapter 1

[Thehelmetguy1]

weegee weegee oh yeah

[Noodle]

weegee weegee oh yeah

Weegee is evil!

[Thehelmetguy1]

weegee weegee oh yeah

Weegee is evil!

[Noodle]

weegee weegee oh yeah

Weegee is evil!

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Broke it for you

[superfido2]

Obey Weegee, DESTROY MARIO!

[Noodle]

Obey Weegee, DESTROY MARIO!

You are on the Mario forums right now!

[glitch4]

it's time to stop the weegepocalypse

[MacDuckBeat]

Does anybody not notice we have a Weegee user here

(Note: I take the screenshot from the past)

[Noodle]

Does anybody not notice we have a Weegee user here

(Note: I take the screenshot from the past)

You just hit me for a new chapter! Thanks!

Chapter 2: The Weegeepocalypse has started.
RSuperTheGreat was a good reporter when the Weegeepocalypse has started. "Quick, we need a Pi'illo!" Noodle said. One of the forum artists summoned a Pi'ilo by drawing one. Luigi laid on the Pi'ilo. "Quick, everyone in Luigi's brain!" Except for temporarily hosting the forums in Luigi's dream, everything was all well and good until...
End of chapter 2

[ElectriKong]

Here's some constructive criticism: What the hell?

Like, I don't understand what is going on here. A lot of this stuff just does not make sense.

[FireyPaperMario]

Hey Noodle, not trying to be a total jerk, but can you make your chapters a little.... I don't know.... Longer?*

*Fun fact: chapters of fan stories in the SMBX forums are required to be at least a max of 1000 words long.

[Noodle]

Chapter 3: Starlow and Weegee: Dream Rivals
Weegee somehow got to Luigi's brain and infected the real Luigi. The Luiginoids turned into Weegeenoids. Everyone called Starlow to the SMBX Forums to watch Luigi Weegee- with sunglasses. Starlow played with Luigi Weegee's face to power up the Weegeenary Slingshot. Soon, the team got slingshot to a wormhole to an empty universe.
End of chapter 3

[Thehelmetguy1]

[MacDuckBeat]

Thehelmetguy1, are you or why are you were obsessed with Luigi/Weegee?

[IAmPlayer]

Holdon,Holdon. Who's Starlow? Never heard of him.

Thehelmetguy1, are you or why are you were obsessed with Luigi/Weegee?

Maybe, he's already infected with Weegeepocalypse virus. For real reason : i don't know.

[Thehelmetguy1]

I just smoked way too much mushrooms this week

[IAmPlayer]

I just smoked way too much mushrooms this week

Smoke-shroom everyday? Damn...

[Thehelmetguy1]

I should have listened to my companions and stopped after the third mushroom though...