Why 1+1=4

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Why 1+1=4

Postby [Egg]Egg » Tue Jun 06, 2017 4:31 am

ok so can i blowed your mind\

Have you ever gotten so angery from answering 1+1 wrong? How did you manage to do that?
Well, time to blow up your math teacher's mind.
Let's say x = 1 to make things simpler for your brain's sake.
x^2=x
x^2–1=x−1
Left side factored:
(x+1)(x-1) = x-1
Removing factor we get:
x+1=1
Add equation to itself from previous.
1+1 = (x+1) + (x-1)
Recalling that x = 1, this means:
1+1=(x+1)+(x+1)=(1+1)+(1+1)=2+2=4

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Re: Why 1+1=4

Postby MarioOverlord » Tue Jun 06, 2017 4:33 am

are you retarded?

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Re: Why 1+1=4

Postby [Egg]Egg » Tue Jun 06, 2017 4:34 am

MarioOverlord wrote:are you retarded?
hahaha no

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Re: Why 1+1=4

Postby erkyp3rky » Tue Jun 06, 2017 5:24 am

MarioOverlord wrote:are you retarded?
coming from the guy that has a gay pride flag on fire in their signature, and thinks mario his lord, and has 4 posts, i assume you are the idiot here friendo

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Re: Why 1+1=4

Postby glitch4 » Tue Jun 06, 2017 5:38 am

I still get 2. Coincidence? Probably.

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Re: Why 1+1=4

Postby HeroLinik » Tue Jun 06, 2017 5:38 am

MIND=BLOWN

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Re: Why 1+1=4

Postby MarioOverlord » Tue Jun 06, 2017 5:52 am

Loafy-Shrooms wrote:
MarioOverlord wrote:are you retarded?
coming from the guy that has a gay pride flag on fire in their signature, and thinks mario his lord, and has 4 posts, i assume you are the idiot here friendo
You sure showed me
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Re: Why 1+1=4

Postby krakin » Tue Jun 06, 2017 5:58 am

MarioOverlord wrote: You sure showed me
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You seem like a very funny guy, what's 2+2?
Spoiler: show
youre face

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Re: Why 1+1=4

Postby Mable » Tue Jun 06, 2017 6:04 am

Finally another great thread by our beloved user egg.

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Re: Why 1+1=4

Postby Cedur » Tue Jun 06, 2017 6:48 am

spoiler alert he divided by zero

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Re: Why 1+1=4

Postby FireyPaperMario » Tue Jun 06, 2017 7:48 am

I think my brain just blew up... :|

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Re: Why 1+1=4

Postby aero » Tue Jun 06, 2017 11:46 am

For a science scholar such as yourself I'm surprised at your sub-par math skills. Alright, back to Mario.

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Re: Why 1+1=4

Postby Julia Pseudo » Tue Jun 06, 2017 1:12 pm

Please don't make threads like this.


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