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Share terrible puns you have!

I'll start:
Why did Tigger look in the potty?
To look for Pooh!

Here are some puns from Kids Icarus Uprising.

Palutena safely takes Pit out of the volcano right before it erupts.
''No need to get all hot under the collar right?''

Pit finally destroys Hades Heart.
''I can tell his heart wasn't even in it!''

Pit eats cake
''Piece of Cake!''

Pit beats a space kraken. And Palutena says...
''What a sucker''

I don't have much but:

Philosopher Cop
A guy befriends 2 people and then dies from cancer
A person is getting beat up, the person getting beat up shouts out for the Abercrombie squad to help

There's FallingSnow from a Cloud in Norway.

Did you hear about the circus burning down? I heard it was in tents.

zlakerboy357 wrote:There's FallingSnow from a Cloud in Norway.

Geez. Everyone sure needs to CHILL OUT with the puns!

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Get it? Falling Snow? Snow is Cold? Chilly?

No? No?

Okay...

F, no one understands my puns (Okay, I stole them, but still). Oh well, they are ones that require deeper thinking, they're not a read and instantly understand the meaning type of puns, you guys should try deciphering them though, especially the 2nd one, it's hilarious. (I don't think the 3rd one's a pun though but oh well)

Otherwise, I don't have anymore puns to contribute

if i had hold of a pair of scissors and you saw this, you'd be in for one hell of a time
but i suppose my plans have been cut off by the fact this is the internet

People who say they suffer from constipation are full of crap.

I'll fart in your algebra book? Why? Because I'm a math tooter!

I'm going to make my storrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry short.

SnifitGuy wrote:Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove over- oh. It was moved.

That was the stupidest pun I've ever heard.

I guess mine about writing a short story was dumb, too, but still, that was just awful. What does it mean?

It's talking about moving "over"; however, since "move" was so long, "over" didn't have to be moved anymore.

Also, Kep, have you been drinking any milk lately? Because this topic is an udder mess.

on my god I love bad puns

What Disney movie has a cow eating grass in it?
Moo-lawn

Why did the envelope not move when it was pushed?
It was stationary

Being a vampire really sucks

Why did the sad ghost step into the elevator?
To lift his spirits

you all forget I am the pungeon master

I MUSTACHE you a question but I have to SHAVE it!
Haha!Get cuz...mustache...sounds like must ask..and shave it...and...and...*sigh*

xtremegamer51 wrote:I MUSTACHE you a question but I have to SHAVE it!
Haha!Get cuz...mustache...sounds like must ask..and shave it...and...and...*sigh*

That was punbelievably bad. By the way what's with all the punctuation?

I wish I had the Mr. Blizzard badge, that would be pretty cool

FanofSMBX wrote:I wish I had the Mr. Blizzard badge, that would be pretty cool

Icy what you did there.

I wish I had created Apocalypse of Froze, maybe then I would have gotten that badge

In many games. Theres always that part with land mines and enemies that sucks you into them.
Because being sucked into a land mine. Really SUCKS!

In TheRunawayGuys SSBB Lets play.
Chuggaaconroys use of smart bombs weren't very SMART!

Geez, In Kirby Epic Yarn. Making puns is so easy. I have so much MATERIALS to work with!

In SSBB. I wanted to play as Pit. But the loading screen is such a PIT STOP!

Everytime i see a Volcano Lotus. I guess that means things are really HEATING UP!

In SSBB, Bombs are such a BLAST!

A few of these are a bit subtle, so pay attention.


I'm making a treehouse in Terraria, and basically making it up as I go along. I would be going out on a limb if I said I knew what I was doing, but hopefully this will grow into something cool. My design ideas are always rooted in success.

If you wood try to challenge me, you will regret it, you sap! Your buildings are dirt compared to mine. It's pine with me, though, because you'll just be buried. Then everyone will leaf you behind.

Otherwise, I think we can accorn that my bases are epic. They are always great, and I'm not like redundant designers. I'm always branching out with new ideas, and don't just stick to old ones. I even keep a log of my progress. Sometimes I get tangled up, but my end result is always divine. I'm so excited, I even have wood.


Only problem is the clothier. When he makes clothes, I feel like he's...looming over me.


I found a good way to kill the dye trader. Just do it while he's mixing colors, and then you can say...that he dyed by his own hand.