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Back in my 6th grade year in Middle School back in 2006, I announced to the class that some pretty girl smells good!

MarioRPGExpert93 wrote:Back in my 6th grade year in Middle School back in 2006, I announced to the class that some pretty girl smells good!

oh god what is wrong with people lol
because they used a "perfume" that makes them good?

one day at school, my pant was uncomfortable, and so I replaced it. Sadly, two girls saw me and were like ¨uuuw, why are you replacing your pants like that?!¨ with a disgusted face. Now, I know that all my chances to be with a girl are deads.

I randomly shouted out "That's why you wear condoms" during class, among other things.



And to this day I don't understand why

There was this one time three years ago in April 2015 when I had a walk for over 20 minutes, my legs starting to itch so bad. I walked for minutes with itchy legs! I couldn't handle it, I had to scratch myself out. I was waiting for a moment that there was barely anyone driving or walking around, I didn't want to be seen. I put down my pants then I had to scratch my leg so much, even through my underwear, it felt so good... I was kind of having an orgasm a little bit, but there's always someone out of nowhere walking or driving whenever you're about to do something awkward or stupid... I got caught... There were two cars that passed and saw me. They looked at me like WTF and some started laughing. There was also a woman and her daughter walking their dog who also saw me. And a group of girls who saw me and one of them said "Ooooh, dat ass." And they started giggling. I admit, I kind of appreciated the compliment, I do leg workouts that had me a nice butt, like squats and stuff. But man it was so embarrassing! There was no way to hide! There were no bushes or an alley! I couldn't even hide behind a tree, where I walked, there's no "behind a tree", I would've been seen regardless, through buildings or even elementary schools. It was daylight as well, sunny and really hot. I just couldn't bear it any longer... I can't never forget that day...

Legend-tony980 wrote:There was this one time three years ago in April 2015 when I had a walk for over 20 minutes, my legs starting to itch so bad. I walked for minutes with itchy legs! I couldn't handle it, I had to scratch myself out. I was waiting for a moment that there was barely anyone driving or walking around, I didn't want to be seen. I put down my pants then I had to scratch my leg so much, even through my underwear, it felt so good... I was kind of having an orgasm a little bit, but there's always someone out of nowhere walking or driving whenever you're about to do something awkward or stupid... I got caught... There were two cars that passed and saw me. They looked at me like WTF and some started laughing. There was also a woman and her daughter walking their dog who also saw me. And a group of girls who saw me and one of them said "Ooooh, dat ass." And they started giggling. I admit, I kind of appreciated the compliment, I do leg workouts that had me a nice butt, like squats and stuff. But man it was so embarrassing! There was no way to hide! There were no bushes or an alley! I couldn't even hide behind a tree, where I walked, there's no "behind a tree", I would've been seen regardless, through buildings or even elementary schools. It was daylight as well, sunny and really hot. I just couldn't bear it any longer... I can't never forget that day...

Oh wow...

Let's see an embarrassing moment... last year, in April, i participated in Track & Field, it was in fact my first ever sport i ever did. In at the Track Meet, i did the 1600 meter dash (It's roughly 1 mile or 4 laps around) It was also my first race. On the first lap, i was ahead of everyone, mainly because i was going too fast when i should have slowed down & kept my pace like my couches were telling me, on the 3rd lap, alot of them passed me because i slowed down. I was very tired and i felt like i couldn't go any more, so i walked off the course. I was mad at myself. Then my mom was wondering why i left the course, i told her i couldn't do it anymore. then i told her i had to finished so i went back on the course and finished my 3rd Lap. As i was halfway to finish the final lap, this girl who was one of the female runners at our school (She was also one of the smart-ass popular girls) she said "Why they let one of the retarded special ed kids run?" And i looked at our and shouted "WTF did you just say?!" I'm not retarded or special ed. I'm more of a social butterfly, well not really but i'm very intelligent & friendly. I climbed over the fence where the bleachers were and i walk up to her and she walked down the stair taking her jacket off and this big girl, i forgot what she said to me. but i cursed her out as well. then i followed the girl down and up the stairs. I heard my sister say "Jericho! Stop!" (Jericho is my first name) and the girl said "Get your son before i beat his ass!" I then hit her and we started fighting. Afterwards, my couches said they knew i wasn't gonna win my race. because it was my first race. But they were quite disappointed that i went off course and got into a altercation with someone. especially someone that's in our own school & plus it was a girl. Well that's in my own words of what they said. Now every now & then someone brings it up and hold it against me for example; "Shut up, because you beat on girls!" I hate that so much. It was so embarrassing mostly because people in my school think of me as a extremely nice guy. So you don't expect that from a nice guy. It's literally the most embarrassing moment of my life.

And if your wondering, i'm currently in the 11th grade.

It was an average day at school, and we were watching a video about the civil rights movement. At one point in the video, they said the "N" word and I accidentally started to burst out laughing. Yeah, I know it was just for perspective reasons but for some reason I found that funny.



Oof.

Here's a recent embarrassing moment: I died in the Chill Penguin fight in Mega Man X

So one day, in 2nd grade, it was 9/11, right? I apparently had the brilliant idea to say "OH NO! ITS 9/11! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" After I said that, the teacher was immediately ashamed of me for saying that and I got in trouble. Wow.


Another one I have, which I'm pretty sure also happened in the same school year, I acted like I was going to commit suicide for messing up in art class with scissors. Also, not only that but something like that actually happened a lot more recently back about 2 years ago when I was making "a statement against suicide" and also talking about a "man-man(?)"