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The dumb stories thread

Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2017 10:30 am
by ZipZap
post your dumb stories here

my story
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i remember i used to be really scared of ghosts because i watched too many RPG Maker horror games
so one day i woke and i see some feet walking by the little vent thingie doors have
i stay on bed because i am the lazy master i call for my mom because i was thirsty and i didn't want to get out of bed
NO RESPONSE
my mom wasn't home
i started to get anxious because i was all like "OH NO IT'S LIKE ONE OF MY HORROR GAMEZZ!! xD"
i go downstairs and grab my cat because if you've ever played a RPG Maker game you should know cats are your best friend
later on, my mom still isn't here
i get the idea of escaping from the backyard
guess what, i actually pulled it off
i go infront of my house and wait there
some time later my mom comes and i'm just sitting here and she's like "what. how."
and i'm like "[CUE THE ENTIRE STORY]"
and turns out she was just buying stuff and i was just over exaggerating everything

Re: The dumb stories thread

Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2017 11:29 am
by Thehelmetguy1
i was walking around when a mysterious voice came saying i had to save teh world but i needed to die and become a ghost.
-ok-i said
-uhh wat? i thought you would say no-answered the voice
-i have nothing better to do so whatever-i said it back
so i became a ghost and fell unconcicious. i woke up and saw bossedit8, marina, enjl, prox, mechdragon777, sanct, joey, valtteri, quill, pseudo, zeldamaster, kley, waddle derp, danny, and redigit. so i asked why i had to become a ghost.
-becuz our enemies cant see you-said joey
-ok-i answered-but who r our enemys?
-they r the evil team-said pseudo-they wanna take over teh world
-wait, am i gonna be a ghost 4evur?-i said
-you get used to it-said sanct
-ok
so i went to the evil team's base and met aeromatter there. i asked why he was doing this and he said he wasnt the main villain, just a minor villain, but that he would kill me anyways. so i asked how he could see me and he said he could see ghosts because he used to be GHOSThawk. so i said "fair enough. but u cant kill a ghost". so aero said: i will do what people did with me. i will alive you. i said "you will not do dis". so i tried to slap him but i remembered i was a ghost. so when he was gonna alive me mechdragon showed his profile pic and flipped aero. then marina shiposted annoying stuff and enjl forced him to play a 2k1x episode. aero died in the first level and ragequitted on life. so i kept going and saw knux. i asked why he was doing this and he said "because i am always the villain." so i asked how he could see me as ghost and he said "idk". so he tried to alive me. but i dodged and possessed a chair. he broke the chair and i ran out of stuff to possess. then prox came and slapped him. after this bossedit8 showed knux a lets play of valtteri island and valtteri came and said that knux knows valtteri episode is awesome. then knux started playing valtteri island, then kley showed his comic series and everyone started saying it was better than ace street. knux got annoyed and gave danny the opportunity to give him a 8-bit poison mushroom. thus knux was almost dead. sanct then came and killed knux. then he taught me how to harm a person while being a ghost. after this i went to the next room and kyasarin was there saying he would take over teh world. he grabbed a ban hammer and tried to ban me. but then redigit joey pseudo waddle derp and zeldamaster took off his admin powers. so we fought and i managed to beat him by spamming rinkas. redigit then banned him. after this they asked if i wanted to come back to life and i said yes. they gave me some ultra sanct bleach:
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so i drank the bleach and revived.
people started to do normal stuff, which in this case means everyone shitposting and complaining. sanct then finally said his famous quote "you are all fucking stupid".
THE END!!!

Re: The dumb stories thread

Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2017 12:56 pm
by JupiHornet
This is pretty much a forum game, sorry.