This is that update.
Sorry for bumping, but I decided to continue the comics series with this strip:

And from now on, this comic will follow a specific formula: Make stuff happen as the strip goes along, and make even weirder stuff happen after those things happen. In other words, the things that happen in this comic probably don't make any sense.
For those looking for something serious, here's a batch of Commodore 64 sprites:

This is all for now, besides a description of each of the comic's recurring characters and how they'll act in the comic, and again, sorry for bumping. See you the next time I can update!