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How To Turn On A Stove

Postby [Egg]Egg » Mon Aug 08, 2016 8:42 pm

oh shit
egg posted a thread
-explodes internally-

So, back to the actual thread.

1. Turn handle.
2. Turn power on.
3. Set the temperature to 9000 degrees Celsius.
4. Done.
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Re: How To Turn On A Stove

Postby CynicHost » Mon Aug 08, 2016 8:44 pm

Did you take cooking lessons from Undyne?
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Re: How To Turn On A Stove

Postby MistakesWereMade » Mon Aug 08, 2016 8:47 pm

haHAA
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Re: How To Turn On A Stove

Postby Ace » Mon Aug 08, 2016 8:47 pm

haHAA
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Re: How To Turn On A Stove

Postby TheLordKhon » Mon Aug 08, 2016 8:48 pm

haHAA
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Re: How To Turn On A Stove

Postby Jacob Turbo » Mon Aug 08, 2016 8:48 pm

I followed the instructions to the best of my ability, and now my dick is caught in my stove.

Also: haHAA
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Re: How To Turn On A Stove

Postby qig » Mon Aug 08, 2016 8:49 pm

haHAA
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Re: How To Turn On A Stove

Postby Mosaic » Mon Aug 08, 2016 8:51 pm

haHAA
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Re: How To Turn On A Stove

Postby HenryRichard » Mon Aug 08, 2016 8:52 pm

Am I the only one who thinks jokes like this are getting old?

also haHAA
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Re: How To Turn On A Stove

Postby Omnion » Mon Aug 08, 2016 8:53 pm

I tried to find the power button but all I could see is haHAA
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Re: How To Turn On A Stove

Postby BTB » Mon Aug 08, 2016 9:03 pm

haHAA
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Re: How To Turn On A Stove

Postby Yoshi021 » Mon Aug 08, 2016 9:04 pm

haHAA
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Re: How To Turn On A Stove

Postby Julia Pseudo » Mon Aug 08, 2016 9:05 pm

haHAA

I'm going to say that there have been enough of these, though.
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