destroythebasics

Postby **ElectriKong** » Sun Jul 31, 2016 2:54 am

FanofSMBX wrote:I hate zelda, he always looks like a girl.

That's because she is a girl.

Zipper · Postby **Zipper** » Sun Jul 31, 2016 3:14 am

AeroMatter wrote:zelda is cute :3c

This character isn't Zelda. He's Mr. Legend, of Legend of Zelda fame. If you're trying to make heroes great again at least stop spreading false rumours.

Lukas Old Account · Postby **Lukas Old Account** » Sun Jul 31, 2016 3:52 am

Ace wrote:
King of Eterity wrote:
PixelPest wrote:What about Megaman? He seems pretty moral
https://youtu.be/D77e_ZAgST0
Oh Dear!
can you stop linking to this faker youtuber, anyone who says Mario isn't a hero is NOT a credible source when it comes to information about Mario.

I couldn't be more dissapointed in your attitude.

FanofSMBX · Postby **FanofSMBX** » Sun Jul 31, 2016 4:02 am

King of Eterity wrote:
FanofSMBX wrote:I hate zelda, he always looks like a girl.
That's because she is a girl.

No, I dont mean Princess Peach, I mean Zelda the green elf dude (who Eiji Miyamoto says is always a guy). But I can see where youre confusion comes from since they always make him look like a girl.

HVMetal · Postby **HVMetal** » Sun Jul 31, 2016 10:40 am

Ace wrote:
King of Eterity wrote:
PixelPest wrote:What about Megaman? He seems pretty moral
https://youtu.be/D77e_ZAgST0
Oh Dear!
can you stop linking to this faker youtuber, anyone who says Mario isn't a hero is NOT a credible source when it comes to information about Mario.

Spoiler: show

Just because... I couldnt... stand to not do this

Ace · Postby **Ace** » Sun Jul 31, 2016 2:00 pm

Lukas wrote:
Ace wrote:
King of Eterity wrote: https://youtu.be/D77e_ZAgST0
Oh Dear!
can you stop linking to this faker youtuber, anyone who says Mario isn't a hero is NOT a credible source when it comes to information about Mario.
I couldn't be more dissapointed in your attitude.

Who are you? Why are you so upset with me in particular?

Postby **HenryRichard** » Tue Aug 02, 2016 2:46 pm

FanofSMBX wrote:
King of Eterity wrote:
FanofSMBX wrote:I hate zelda, he always looks like a girl.
That's because she is a girl.
No, I dont mean Princess Peach, I mean Zelda the green elf dude (who Eiji Miyamoto says is always a guy). But I can see where youre confusion comes from since they always make him look like a girl.

No, Enjl Miyamoto's green elf person is named Quill. I can understand the confusion though, as the first game didn't really specify that.

Magician · Postby **Magician** » Tue Aug 02, 2016 3:25 pm

Good lord. Everyone knows that the coins aren't souls. They're Peach's droppings. Why else do you think Luigi travels the world map in a very specific path rather than just making a beeline to Mr. Boswer? He doesn't know where the castle is and he's following her trail of LEAVINGS. They called her Princess Toadstool for a reason. As once the goddess of the mushroom made flesh, as we found out in Skyward Sword, we know that her secretions have special properties and that's why it makes you immortal.

BUT HEY, THAT'S JUST A THEORY. BUT SO IS THE THEORY OF GRAVITY, SO, UH,

Postby **ElectriKong** » Tue Aug 02, 2016 6:58 pm

Zelda is a princess, and you don't even play as her. The player is a man named Link.

Postby **HenryRichard** » Tue Aug 02, 2016 10:18 pm

If coins are Princess Toadstool's droppings, that can only mean one thing:

She has consumed people's souls and passed them through her malicious, corrupt intestines.

This makes Mario's quest to "save" her even more evil, because no soul-eating demon should be released from a prison protecting the world from her.