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destroythebasics

Postby HenryRichard » Fri Jul 29, 2016 6:58 pm

So, recently people have been trying to return SMBX to its supposedly original "Super Mario Brothers" roots. While this at first seemed a great thing, it has evolved into a sadistic quest to violently murder all non "Super Mario Brothers" content. The violent nature of this movement has opened my eyes to something that I laughed at for a long time, but have finally realized is true: this "Super Mario Brothers" is evil.

You think I'm joking at this point, but by the time you're done reading this, you'll think differently. First off, this "Super Mario Brothers" is clearly based on collecting the souls (or "coins") of others to make yourself immortal (or have "infinite lives"). Clearly those who enjoy partaking in such a task are meniachal beings, and the creator of this "game", Shiggyro Miumoyo, must be the worst of all of them. What's more is that this has spawned horrible creations involving gambling with the souls of others in order to more "lives" in the supposedly noncannon fan game "Super Mario USA."

Not all games are like this. The game "The Legend of Zelda" is much lighter, as it is a story of a boy who becomes a hero to stop a great evil. However, these "Super Mario Brothers" fans don't like the message of good, heroic character in this game and seek to wrench it from the history of SMBX entirely. How could that not be evil?

John Nintendo is not an evil man. However, there is corruption in his company, and it must be stopped. We must unite, and fight this evil that is "Super Mario Brothers." Resist the urge to give into what is popular, and be strong!

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Re: destroythebasics

Postby Zeldamaster12 » Fri Jul 29, 2016 7:00 pm

evil has been lynched!

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Re: destroythebasics

Postby NightKawata » Fri Jul 29, 2016 7:01 pm

someone give this man a promotion

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Re: destroythebasics

Postby aero » Fri Jul 29, 2016 7:02 pm

تشكي تشيز متعة العروض الأسرة والترفيه. بكل ما نملك من البيتزا الطازجة والمجمدة أبدا. حيث يمكن أن يكون طفلا طفلا. أفضل مكان للمتعة الأسرة!

(Our movement will not be stopped, and all will kneel before Mario! We are in your cities and your forums!)

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Re: destroythebasics

Postby Waddle » Fri Jul 29, 2016 7:06 pm

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Re: destroythebasics

Postby NightKawata » Fri Jul 29, 2016 7:07 pm

總之,馬里奧會敗下陣來。總之,馬里奧將獲勝。總之,馬里奧是好的。MARIO對每個人都是。NINTENDO FOREVER是要走的路。

我們將一起解決一舉世界上所有的問題。讚美油炸麵條怪物。本田是生命。本田愛情。 SHREK是好的。 SHREK IS LOVE。 SHREK就是生命。

我的演講IS OVER。

(together, we will stop mario.)

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Re: destroythebasics

Postby Yoshi021 » Fri Jul 29, 2016 7:19 pm

That Mario joke is getting annoying. I wonder how long until they get in trouble.

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Re: destroythebasics

Postby Cedur » Sat Jul 30, 2016 6:24 am

I just want to leave this note for everyone who is annoyed of the joke: A foe option exists (at least on those who aren't admins or mods). If you're on Discord, there's a blocking option as well.

I've decided to temporarily leave the Discord server this morning, please invite me back once the spook is over.

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Re: destroythebasics

Postby ElectriKong » Sat Jul 30, 2016 7:51 am

Hopefully #backtobasics will die out and we can make Mario Great once again, in peace and knowledge that the no Mariohead will call us Fakers. The best weapon is innovation, and flooding the #backtobasics levels with our awesome, innovative levels or just simply ones that violate the unofficial official community guidelines is the first line of defence.

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Re: destroythebasics

Postby Saki » Sat Jul 30, 2016 8:59 am

Did you forget the fact that Link breaks into peoples' houses and vandalizes their home property? Or the fact that Link harasses poor animals like chickens and pigs? Link and Mario are no different in morality issues.

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Re: destroythebasics

Postby ElectriKong » Sat Jul 30, 2016 10:18 am

Mima wrote:Did you forget the fact that Link breaks into peoples' houses and vandalizes their home property? Or the fact that Link harasses poor animals like chickens and pigs? Link and Mario are no different in morality issues.
Yeah neither are heroes and neither are any better. Proof:
https://youtu.be/B8UL0YmN6tg
https://youtu.be/9mngY8bIZwE

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Re: destroythebasics

Postby Dog of Annoyance » Sat Jul 30, 2016 10:22 am

King of Eterity wrote:
Mima wrote:Did you forget the fact that Link breaks into peoples' houses and vandalizes their home property? Or the fact that Link harasses poor animals like chickens and pigs? Link and Mario are no different in morality issues.
Yeah neither are heroes and neither are any better. Proof:
https://youtu.be/B8UL0YmN6tg
https://youtu.be/9mngY8bIZwE
Maybe we should use a different character as our mascot, like Classic Sonic.

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Re: destroythebasics

Postby Yoshi021 » Sat Jul 30, 2016 10:31 am

Dog of Annoyance wrote: Maybe we should use a different character as our mascot, like Classic Sonic.
No

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Re: destroythebasics

Postby RudeGuy » Sat Jul 30, 2016 10:58 am

Dog of Annoyance wrote: Maybe we should use a different character as our mascot, like Classic Sonic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06wtkMEY0yE

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Re: destroythebasics

Postby PixelPest » Sat Jul 30, 2016 11:12 am

What about Megaman? He seems pretty moral

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Re: destroythebasics

Postby ElectriKong » Sat Jul 30, 2016 11:32 am

PixelPest wrote:What about Megaman? He seems pretty moral
https://youtu.be/D77e_ZAgST0
Oh Dear!

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Re: destroythebasics

Postby Ace » Sat Jul 30, 2016 4:19 pm

King of Eterity wrote:
PixelPest wrote:What about Megaman? He seems pretty moral
https://youtu.be/D77e_ZAgST0
Oh Dear!
can you stop linking to this faker youtuber, anyone who says Mario isn't a hero is NOT a credible source when it comes to information about Mario.

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Re: destroythebasics

Postby ElectriKong » Sat Jul 30, 2016 5:04 pm

Ace wrote:
King of Eterity wrote:
PixelPest wrote:What about Megaman? He seems pretty moral
https://youtu.be/D77e_ZAgST0
Oh Dear!
can you stop linking to this faker youtuber, anyone who says Mario isn't a hero is NOT a credible source when it comes to information about Mario.
You know this is like the faker base, and why are you complaining about fact?

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Re: destroythebasics

Postby FanofSMBX » Sat Jul 30, 2016 7:35 pm

I hate zelda, he always looks like a girl.

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Re: destroythebasics

Postby aero » Sat Jul 30, 2016 8:09 pm

zelda is cute :3c

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